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Magnum 475 said:
Our village has had assorted fund-raisers running including one by Rudy. Rudy is less than 10 years old, but doing his bit by selling donuts, slushies etc to the village kids. His mum decided to advertise an extra special service on our local facebook group. I'm quite sure she meant to say 'Custard Pie'.....
Trades descriptions innit.Will be squirty cream.
Plus the fact that a creampie in the scenario you are sniggering about does not relate to the face -*cough* a friend told me *cough*.
Spare tyre said:
We get the air ambulance over a couple of times a day as we live near a hospital. It’s amazing that people will be certain it’s the police helicopter despite being able to see it’s not, apps are available etc, then all the Karen’s explaining that they were chasing a speeding driver or pedo or something, which makes no sense at it just shot past in a a straight line.
Thankfully I’m not on Facebook, but my wife knows I find the bizarre discussions amusing.
The phantom pedo, there is one lurking everywhere. Thankfully I’m not on Facebook, but my wife knows I find the bizarre discussions amusing.
Locally we had a short but emotionally extreme spat about exactly what variety of pedo a pedalo was. Many egos were bruised.
Funny, it certainly was.
daddy cool said:
I don't know about you guys, but when I go shopping in Bracknell market I just hand over some money and ask them to put some goods in my bag, then when I get home I have a look at what I got and how much it cost me.
The error there seems to be buying veg in bowls, surely that attracts a significant premium over paper bags? talksthetorque said:
Magnum 475 said:
Our village has had assorted fund-raisers running including one by Rudy. Rudy is less than 10 years old, but doing his bit by selling donuts, slushies etc to the village kids. His mum decided to advertise an extra special service on our local facebook group. I'm quite sure she meant to say 'Custard Pie'.....
Trades descriptions innit.Will be squirty cream.
Plus the fact that a creampie in the scenario you are sniggering about does not relate to the face -*cough* a friend told me *cough*.
Best wishes
Mr W. Hoosh.
Taking great offence on ours at the audacity of people to let off fireworks at a local Asian wedding at 4pm on a Sunday afternoon. Along with little digs like 'bet there were more than 30 guests'. One delightful lady replied to a comment asking where the fireworks were with 'Pa*i wedding'.
Meanwhile, some brain dead 'yummy mummy' is trying to flog her home made wooden bead teething rings. What could possibly go wrong....
Meanwhile, some brain dead 'yummy mummy' is trying to flog her home made wooden bead teething rings. What could possibly go wrong....
SistersofPercy said:
Taking great offence on ours at the audacity of people to let off fireworks at a local Asian wedding at 4pm on a Sunday afternoon. Along with little digs like 'bet there were more than 30 guests'. One delightful lady replied to a comment asking where the fireworks were with 'Pa*i wedding'.
Meanwhile, some brain dead 'yummy mummy' is trying to flog her home made wooden bead teething rings. What could possibly go wrong....
Christ - for one minute then I thought they were cutesy handcuffs!Meanwhile, some brain dead 'yummy mummy' is trying to flog her home made wooden bead teething rings. What could possibly go wrong....
SistersofPercy said:
Taking great offence on ours at the audacity of people to let off fireworks at a local Asian wedding at 4pm on a Sunday afternoon. Along with little digs like 'bet there were more than 30 guests'. One delightful lady replied to a comment asking where the fireworks were with 'Pa*i wedding'.
Meanwhile, some brain dead 'yummy mummy' is trying to flog her home made wooden bead teething rings. What could possibly go wrong....
Yeah, but buyers get the opportunity to check into the local A&E on FB when their rugrat inevitably chokes on a piece, allowing all the local Karens to respond with 'U OK hun?', so it's got a market, sign me up! Meanwhile, some brain dead 'yummy mummy' is trying to flog her home made wooden bead teething rings. What could possibly go wrong....
PurpleTurtle said:
SistersofPercy said:
Taking great offence on ours at the audacity of people to let off fireworks at a local Asian wedding at 4pm on a Sunday afternoon. Along with little digs like 'bet there were more than 30 guests'. One delightful lady replied to a comment asking where the fireworks were with 'Pa*i wedding'.
Meanwhile, some brain dead 'yummy mummy' is trying to flog her home made wooden bead teething rings. What could possibly go wrong....
Yeah, but buyers get the opportunity to check into the local A&E on FB when their rugrat inevitably chokes on a piece, allowing all the local Karens to respond with 'U OK hun?', so it's got a market, sign me up! Meanwhile, some brain dead 'yummy mummy' is trying to flog her home made wooden bead teething rings. What could possibly go wrong....
talksthetorque said:
Magnum 475 said:
Our village has had assorted fund-raisers running including one by Rudy. Rudy is less than 10 years old, but doing his bit by selling donuts, slushies etc to the village kids. His mum decided to advertise an extra special service on our local facebook group. I'm quite sure she meant to say 'Custard Pie'.....
Trades descriptions innit.Will be squirty cream.
Plus the fact that a creampie in the scenario you are sniggering about does not relate to the face -*cough* a friend told me *cough*.
I think Rudy knows what he wants.
I've been having a bit of a garage / shed clearout today and thought I'd put some of the stuff on our local Facebook 'Free Stuff' site. Not sure I'll bother again.
'Where are you?'
'We're at 40 Suchandsuch Road'
'What end of the the road is that?'
Do these people not know how house numbers work?
Also had a bloke who I genuinely thought was going to collapse on my drive. He was big. I mean BIG, with compression socks on. Mid conversation, his face contorts and he spent several long minutes 'getting my breath', leaning on the house looking awful. I offered to get him a chair, but he refused. If he'd collapsed it would have needed a whole gang of us to get him up...
Did put a few more valuable things on eBay, but even that is hard work nowadays.
'Where are you?'
'We're at 40 Suchandsuch Road'
'What end of the the road is that?'
Do these people not know how house numbers work?
Also had a bloke who I genuinely thought was going to collapse on my drive. He was big. I mean BIG, with compression socks on. Mid conversation, his face contorts and he spent several long minutes 'getting my breath', leaning on the house looking awful. I offered to get him a chair, but he refused. If he'd collapsed it would have needed a whole gang of us to get him up...
Did put a few more valuable things on eBay, but even that is hard work nowadays.
595Heaven said:
I've been having a bit of a garage / shed clearout today and thought I'd put some of the stuff on our local Facebook 'Free Stuff' site. Not sure I'll bother again.
'Where are you?'
'We're at 40 Suchandsuch Road'
'What end of the the road is that?'
Do these people not know how house numbers work?
I present to you....'Where are you?'
'We're at 40 Suchandsuch Road'
'What end of the the road is that?'
Do these people not know how house numbers work?
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.0383424,-0.31646...
From the streetview you can see one side of the road is number 8. The other side of the road is 39.
https://tinyurl.com/yy6vseu2
Now go and find number 17 and see where it is in relation to 24 and 33
eltawater said:
595Heaven said:
I've been having a bit of a garage / shed clearout today and thought I'd put some of the stuff on our local Facebook 'Free Stuff' site. Not sure I'll bother again.
'Where are you?'
'We're at 40 Suchandsuch Road'
'What end of the the road is that?'
Do these people not know how house numbers work?
I present to you....'Where are you?'
'We're at 40 Suchandsuch Road'
'What end of the the road is that?'
Do these people not know how house numbers work?
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.0383424,-0.31646...
From the streetview you can see one side of the road is number 8. The other side of the road is 39.
https://tinyurl.com/yy6vseu2
Now go and find number 17 and see where it is in relation to 24 and 33
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