Facebook fails Vol. 2

[silverthorn2151]

You can put a boat on a ship but you can't put a ship on a boat.

[Gary29]

Just been doing some research, the final word is that a boat is what picks you up when the ship sinks.

[SpeckledJim]

Gary29 said:

Just been doing some research, the final word is that a boat is what picks you up when the ship sinks.

When your ship sinks, you climb into a boat. When your boat sinks, you fall into the water.

[ThunderSpook]

snobetter said:

Only worthwhile difference is the ability to wind up ex navy work colleagues...

This 100 times over. The number of times I’ve tried pointing out to them that they’re all boats, ships are just big boats. I’ve heard the one about leaning in and leaning out, but I excuse myself at that point to go and play with my rowing ship.

[The Dangerous Elk]

ThunderSpook said:

This 100 times over. The number of times I’ve tried pointing out to them that they’re all boats, ships are just big boats. I’ve heard the one about leaning in and leaning out, but I excuse myself at that point to go and play with my rowing ship.

In your Paddling Ocean or at the Swimming Sea ?

[Mammasaid]

The Dangerous Elk said:

ThunderSpook said:

This 100 times over. The number of times I’ve tried pointing out to them that they’re all boats, ships are just big boats. I’ve heard the one about leaning in and leaning out, but I excuse myself at that point to go and play with my rowing ship.

In your Paddling Sea ?

Now, only if we could have the thread derailed by pages of discussions about the differences between a Spitcane and a Hurrifire...

[The Dangerous Elk]

Mammasaid said:

Now, only if we could have the thread derailed by pages of discussions about the differences between a Spitcane and a Hurrifire...

Try telling a joke then, or get back on your boat/ship

[ThunderSpook]

The Dangerous Elk said:

Mammasaid said:

Now, only if we could have the thread derailed by pages of discussions about the differences between a Spitcane and a Hurrifire...

Try telling a joke then, or get back on your boat/ship

Please don’t, this isn’t the joke thread, it’s the take the piss out of minor spelling mistakes on Facebook thread.

[Tom _M]

When you're selling your PS4 on Marketplace, but can't be bothered to move it off the TV stand, or even remove the empty Fosters can and used razer from the floor in front. The toy adds an extra element of grimness.

[MTech535]

PS3.

[Bullett]

Or actually photograph a PS4

[Spare tyre]

Tom _M said:

When you're selling your PS4 on Marketplace, but can't be bothered to move it off the TV stand, or even remove the empty Fosters can and used razer from the floor in front. The toy adds an extra element of grimness.

I buy and sell a bit of stuff for pocket money

My favourite adverts are like

Black vaxol for sail, ask for more pics and detail




they then must spend more time sending all the pics and descriptions to interest people

[gazza285]

Tom _M said:

When you're selling your PS4 on Marketplace, but can't be bothered to move it off the TV stand, or even remove the empty Fosters can and used razer from the floor in front. The toy adds an extra element of grimness.

Fancy a pizza now.

[Tallow]

gazza285 said:

Fancy a pizza now.

I fancy shaving my legs now

[Noodle1982]

[Kermit power]

Noodle1982 said:

[HTP99]

Kermit power said:

Noodle1982 said:

That is funny, however why would you post it on FB, I just don't understand people sometimes!!

[The Dangerous Elk]

HTP99 said:

That is funny, however why would you post it on FB, I just don't understand people sometimes!!

Like 99.999% of FaceBook posts ?

[Johnnytheboy]

Kermit power said:

Noodle1982 said:

Impressive compo face too. The boy's learning...

[Rostfritt]

HTP99 said:

That is funny, however why would you post it on FB, I just don't understand people sometimes!!

Probably because anyone who sees her kid in the next few weeks is going to ask why he has bright red hair. In fairness it looks like she hasn't done a bad job of it or got any on his face. Might have difficulties at school though as when I was in school you would be sent home for such individuality.