My Wife is annoyed at me because...
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Condi said:
The problem with having a wife is they expect you to always be doing "things". Just stuff.... clean this, fix that, spend time with them etc.
They don't seem to understand that men sometimes just want to sit in front of the TV with a beer and watch the rugby. Like now, for example. And that is a perfectly good use of time. Sometimes, a man might have no plans for the day at all, and that too is fine. Women can't do that, they dont understand.
Bill Burr shares your painIs that pesto? 1.30 in.They don't seem to understand that men sometimes just want to sit in front of the TV with a beer and watch the rugby. Like now, for example. And that is a perfectly good use of time. Sometimes, a man might have no plans for the day at all, and that too is fine. Women can't do that, they dont understand.
J4CKO said:
Mine is like "Dont buy any st in the shopping", i.e. cakes, biscuits etc. If I do I get moaned at.
Then, she will go on a Wednesday night, "Have you got anything", so I crack and offer my emergency M and Ms, and she says "I dont really like these" whilst scoffing them !
Instructions.......Keep to the list. Then, she will go on a Wednesday night, "Have you got anything", so I crack and offer my emergency M and Ms, and she says "I dont really like these" whilst scoffing them !
Question 2 hours later when ive unpacked the shopping............Did you not buy any treats for me? That's thoughtless.
Pit Pony said:
Instructions.......Keep to the list.
Question 2 hours later when ive unpacked the shopping............Did you not buy any treats for me? That's thoughtless.
I used to nip to the local shop in the evening if my son and I fancied some sweets or chocolate. Question 2 hours later when ive unpacked the shopping............Did you not buy any treats for me? That's thoughtless.
I'd ask my ex wife if she wanted anything, "no thanks" then on my return with a bag of goodies "did you not get me a surprise?"
After that happened a couple of times I learnt and came back with a bag of Maltesers, then got moaned at "are you trying to make me fat?" as she ripped the bag open. You can't win!
I ordered her a takeaway curry that she wanted for her and a friend, asked her what she wanted me to order.
Chicken Tikka Masala
Peshwari Naan
Mushroom Rice
Pilau Rice
3 Poppadoms
I asked if that was everything and was told yes.
Picked it up, brought it home. Where’s the dips? What dips. Don’t tell me you didn’t order dips? You didn’t tell me to order dips, I ordered what you told me to order.
I don’t eat curry so I don’t know what’s required, hence me asking what she wanted.
Chicken Tikka Masala
Peshwari Naan
Mushroom Rice
Pilau Rice
3 Poppadoms
I asked if that was everything and was told yes.
Picked it up, brought it home. Where’s the dips? What dips. Don’t tell me you didn’t order dips? You didn’t tell me to order dips, I ordered what you told me to order.
I don’t eat curry so I don’t know what’s required, hence me asking what she wanted.
soxboy said:
To be fair you would normally expect a pickle tray to come with poppadoms.
just looked up my indian take away and you have to order the pickle seperately. Simply if you want it ask for it.I see a lot of posts that seem like "you should have read my mind and got what I wanted". Personally I find it easier to ask for what I want then there are no misunderstandings.
Cotty said:
just looked up my indian take away and you have to order the pickle seperately. Simply if you want it ask for it.
I see a lot of posts that seem like "you should have read my mind and got what I wanted". Personally I find it easier to ask for what I want then there are no misunderstandings.
Proof positive that Cotty is not a woman. I see a lot of posts that seem like "you should have read my mind and got what I wanted". Personally I find it easier to ask for what I want then there are no misunderstandings.
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