Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

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FourWheelDrift

88,674 posts

285 months

Saturday 16th July 2016
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Stupid foodie trends like your meal served on anything other than a plate.

Or a deconstructed coffee - http://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/foodanddrink/i...

24lemons

2,665 posts

186 months

Sunday 17th July 2016
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The bloody scrotes who live next door. They are obese work shy Redditch spongers who communicate with each other in what I can only describe as 'sounds' at the top of their voices the whole time.

There are far too many things that piss me off about them but this evening they attempted some gardening. This involved reaching over our fence to grab a tree that was overhanging their garden and snapping it off leaving a splintered trunk in our garden.

Admittedly the tree has sprouted up recently and it wasn't in the main bit of our garden but would it have killed them to ask is first?


MartG

20,724 posts

205 months

Monday 18th July 2016
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Know-it-alls on car forums who insist on giving incorrect advice

Case in point tonight - Toyota MR2 Mk1 owner asking advice on replacing the voltage regulator on his '88 SC model. Know-it-all leaps in and says the regulator is part of the alternator so can't be replaced without swapping the whole alternator, and implies that the car's owner is dumb for not knowing that. In actual fact the SC models with the 4A-GZE engine have a separate voltage regulator mounted in the boot.

davhill

5,263 posts

185 months

Monday 18th July 2016
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nicanary said:
Or, as my old mum used to call them - green skirts. (Constantly stained by grass.......)
Is this like Mike Harding used to say about the village 'bike'? "She went round with a mattress strapped to her back in case she met somebody she liked."

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Monday 18th July 2016
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That I'm here at work in a long-sleeved shirt, trousers, shoes etc, whilst the females of the species are in flip-flops, skimpy beach dresses etc. (And no, it's not a pretty sight)

Nom de ploom

4,890 posts

175 months

Monday 18th July 2016
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tv commentators who catch themselves before saying "that was a hell of a shot / goal etc" and turning it into "heck..."

unneccesary self censorship usually bbc it has to be said...

that and apologising "if our microphones picked up some bad language..." its live tv...it happens, get over it, by apologising for it yo are most likely drawing attention to it....

ClockworkCupcake

74,849 posts

273 months

Monday 18th July 2016
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Nom de ploom said:
that and apologising "if our microphones picked up some bad language..." its live tv...it happens, get over it, by apologising for it you are most likely drawing attention to it....
Totally. yes

Cotty

39,666 posts

285 months

Monday 18th July 2016
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Galsia said:
Cotty said:
Did you see "Shoppers queue through the night ahead of grand opening of new Ikea"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3689842/Th...
Wow, people are fking strange.
Did you see the cock up when people tried to leave. hehe
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3694624/Ne...

8Ace

2,697 posts

199 months

Monday 18th July 2016
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fking lentil munching right on bellends that mis-spell certain words to look all right on and culturally sensitive. Things like Lybia, Irak, Colonel Qudaffi etc.

Seen frequently in the Guardian comments section, normally moaning about Tony Blair.

ClockworkCupcake

74,849 posts

273 months

Monday 18th July 2016
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A seller on eBay I follow who sells a lot of Per Una clothes, and every single listing has the word "Stunning" in the title.

Every. Single. One.

The lack of imagination annoys me beyond reason.

eric twinge

1,627 posts

223 months

Monday 18th July 2016
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I use the Jubilee line from Waterloo station to London Bridge and back again each day, walking up two escalators.
It annoys me totally when the commuters who don't want to walk up the escalator and would rather stand on the left still clog up the right hand side as you walk up to the escalator and only move to the left as they hop on.
I hope that makes sense!

DaveGoddard

1,194 posts

146 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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I think the accepted way of dealing with public transport morons like that in London is to either kick or shoulder-barge them aside.

MartG

20,724 posts

205 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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DaveGoddard said:
I think the accepted way of dealing with public transport morons like that in London is to either kick or shoulder-barge them aside.
http://www.ebay.com/bhp/cattle-prod

wink

ClockworkCupcake

74,849 posts

273 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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eric twinge said:
I use the Jubilee line from Waterloo station to London Bridge and back again each day, walking up two escalators.
It annoys me totally when the commuters who don't want to walk up the escalator and would rather stand on the left still clog up the right hand side as you walk up to the escalator and only move to the left as they hop on.
I hope that makes sense!
I've read this 3 times now and I still can't work out whether you are saying people *should* stand on the left and you want to pass on the right, or whether they should stand on right and are standing on the left. confused

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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ClockworkCupcake said:
eric twinge said:
I use the Jubilee line from Waterloo station to London Bridge and back again each day, walking up two escalators.
It annoys me totally when the commuters who don't want to walk up the escalator and would rather stand on the left still clog up the right hand side as you walk up to the escalator and only move to the left as they hop on.
I hope that makes sense!
I've read this 3 times now and I still can't work out whether you are saying people *should* stand on the left and you want to pass on the right, or whether they should stand on right and are standing on the left. confused
Glad it's not just me that can't work that post out! Stand on the right, walk on the left (except at Holborn for the time being).

Edited by Europa1 on Tuesday 19th July 08:08

eric twinge

1,627 posts

223 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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Europa1 said:
ClockworkCupcake said:
eric twinge said:
I use the Jubilee line from Waterloo station to London Bridge and back again each day, walking up two escalators.
It annoys me totally when the commuters who don't want to walk up the escalator and would rather stand on the left still clog up the right hand side as you walk up to the escalator and only move to the left as they hop on.
I hope that makes sense!
I've read this 3 times now and I still can't work out whether you are saying people *should* stand on the left and you want to pass on the right, or whether they should stand on right and are standing on the left. confused
Glad it's not just me that can't work that post out! Stand on the right, walk on the left (except at Holborn for the time being).

Edited by Europa1 on Tuesday 19th July 08:08
Hang on, let me have another go.
They want to stand on the right going up the escalator and I want to walk up the escalator on the left.
However when walking to the escalator they still stand on the left and only move to the right once they hop on, rather than forming a queue. Left for walking, right for standing.
Is that better?! smile

ClockworkCupcake

74,849 posts

273 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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eric twinge said:
Hang on, let me have another go.
They want to stand on the right going up the escalator and I want to walk up the escalator on the left.
However when walking to the escalator they still stand on the left and only move to the right once they hop on, rather than forming a queue. Left for walking, right for standing.
Is that better?! smile
Much better. thumbup

There are signs prominently displayed on most London Underground escalators that say "stand on the right", which is what people should be doing. Stand on the right, walk on the left, unless it's so rammed that it isn't possible to walk on the left due to a people jam.

I confess that often I walk up the left until there is a gap on the right and pop into that gap on the right to stand if I want to stand. I wouldn't just get on the left and then stop though - that would be poor London etiquette. smile


Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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eric twinge said:
Europa1 said:
ClockworkCupcake said:
eric twinge said:
I use the Jubilee line from Waterloo station to London Bridge and back again each day, walking up two escalators.
It annoys me totally when the commuters who don't want to walk up the escalator and would rather stand on the left still clog up the right hand side as you walk up to the escalator and only move to the left as they hop on.
I hope that makes sense!
I've read this 3 times now and I still can't work out whether you are saying people *should* stand on the left and you want to pass on the right, or whether they should stand on right and are standing on the left. confused
Glad it's not just me that can't work that post out! Stand on the right, walk on the left (except at Holborn for the time being).

Edited by Europa1 on Tuesday 19th July 08:08
Hang on, let me have another go.
They want to stand on the right going up the escalator and I want to walk up the escalator on the left.
However when walking to the escalator they still stand on the left and only move to the right once they hop on, rather than forming a queue. Left for walking, right for standing.
Is that better?! smile
Much better, thanks! smile

IanUAE

2,930 posts

165 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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I spend a lot of time at airports / flying.

People standing side by side on travellators at airports or placing their bags on one side and stand on the other. They are oblivious to the fact that other passengers may like to walk past or are dashing to make a connecting flight.

Passengers who put their flight bags in the nearest overhead space and then walk half way down the plane to their seat.

Nom de ploom

4,890 posts

175 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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Europa1 said:
eric twinge said:
Europa1 said:
ClockworkCupcake said:
eric twinge said:
I use the Jubilee line from Waterloo station to London Bridge and back again each day, walking up two escalators.
It annoys me totally when the commuters who don't want to walk up the escalator and would rather stand on the left still clog up the right hand side as you walk up to the escalator and only move to the left as they hop on.
I hope that makes sense!
I've read this 3 times now and I still can't work out whether you are saying people *should* stand on the left and you want to pass on the right, or whether they should stand on right and are standing on the left. confused
Glad it's not just me that can't work that post out! Stand on the right, walk on the left (except at Holborn for the time being).

Edited by Europa1 on Tuesday 19th July 08:08
Hang on, let me have another go.
They want to stand on the right going up the escalator and I want to walk up the escalator on the left.
However when walking to the escalator they still stand on the left and only move to the right once they hop on, rather than forming a queue. Left for walking, right for standing.
Is that better?! smile
Much better, thanks! smile
people barging past on upward escalators when you are stood on the left - as instructed perhaps with a bag or some luggage...if you want to walk take the fking stairs you annoying morons

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