A bit council Vol 2

[Artey]

The way he was riding the clutch, deffo not on here.

[Dog Star]

motco said:

You could live in one of the most expensive towns (they call it a village) in the Home Counties and have a Slough postcode: Gerrards Cross. It must be bloody annoying for them!

I have the Lancashire equivalent; lovely place but a bloody OL postcode.

[anonymous-user]

Like the Haverhill postcode - kiss of death to surrounding villages

[Willy Nilly]

Girls in white jeans are almost always council

[anonymous-user]

And white handbags. Council for sure.

[DaveGoddard]

Willy Nilly said:

Girls in white jeans are almost always council

Depends how tight on their thighs they are.....mmmmmm...

[anonymous-user]

Those Aldi battery LED hanging plastic leaf plant ball things. And only one outside the front door when they sell in pairs.
How so very Council.

[Trabi601]

DaveGoddard said:

Willy Nilly said:

Girls in white jeans are almost always council

Depends how tight on their thighs they are.....mmmmmm...

I'm going to have to hit google images now!

[vtecyo]

As I'm sat here now I cannot believe the droves of the underclass that are in Bristol airport at this time. I've just queued up for 5 minutes to order eggs Benedict and some orange juice and I was the only person who did not order a pint of something alcoholic (or spirit). At 6am. Ropey 50+ year old women on a nearby table taking selfies with their peroni before instructing one another to "send ee to Tracy". Update: and one asking the other if she still has "those textses".

Ive also never seen so many dole poles in one place.

Plenty of promising young footballers too.

Grim.

Edited by vtecyo on Wednesday 21st September 06:32

[Dog Star]

Willy Nilly said:

Girls in white jeans are almost always council

Lots of white stuff is - white micro-skirts, white boots, white high heels etc
All these figure big when Mrs DS dresses up "council house bird" for me.

[Shakermaker]

Having a different surname to your brother, which is also different to the surname of your mother.

[anonymous-user]

Shakermaker said:

Having a different surname to your brother, which is also different to the surname of your mother.

And a mother who is also your sister

[V8mate]

V6Pushfit said:

Shakermaker said:

Having a different surname to your brother, which is also different to the surname of your mother.

And a mother who is also your sister

And a Dad who turned into a mum

[X5TUU]

V6Pushfit said:

Those Aldi battery LED hanging plastic leaf plant ball things. And only one outside the front door when they sell in pairs.
How so very Council.

B&Q sell them individually mind, I nearly bought 1 for my daughters Wendy house at the weekend

[anonymous-user]

X5TUU said:

B&Q sell them individually mind, I nearly bought 1 for my daughters Wendy house at the weekend

Council Wendy house?
Council potential there pal I should watch out.

Maybe Aldi will do a kids 'My Little Council' range...

[Europa1]

V8mate said:

V6Pushfit said:

Shakermaker said:

Having a different surname to your brother, which is also different to the surname of your mother.

And a mother who is also your sister

And a Dad who turned into a mum

A neat summary of a typical Jeremy Kyle show...

[anothernameitist]

DaveGoddard said:

Willy Nilly said:

Girls in white jeans are almost always council

Depends how tight on their thighs they are.....mmmmmm...

Depends how old the girl is too!

[DaveGoddard]

anothernameitist said:

Depends how old the girl is too!

At what age do they graduate to black leggings then?

And DS - you do realise if you keep mentioning her doing that, people will be asking for pics?

[X5TUU]

DaveGoddard said:

anothernameitist said:

Depends how old the girl is too!

At what age do they graduate to black leggings then?

And DS - you do realise if you keep mentioning her doing that, people will be asking for pics?

Black leggings are the chosen feminine leg wear of our local state comprehensive (looks awful as uniform) ... just be careful!!

[X5TUU]

V6Pushfit said:

X5TUU said:

B&Q sell them individually mind, I nearly bought 1 for my daughters Wendy house at the weekend

Council Wendy house?
Council potential there pal I should watch out.

Maybe Aldi will do a kids 'My Little Council' range...

Haha, indeed ... talk about a business opportunity!!