Things that make you feel old...

[ali_kat]

but I keep it at 18c max

[Cotty]

ali_kat said:

Waking up to go to the loo in the middle of the night

Not you as well

[Laurel Green]

ali_kat said:

but I keep it at 18c max

Look on the bright side; the money saved on heating can be lavished on new clothes.

[ali_kat]

Cotty said:

ali_kat said:

Waking up to go to the loo in the middle of the night

Not you as well

Of course! Were the same age, in fact iirc I'm a couple of months older!

[ali_kat]

Laurel Green said:

Look on the bright side; the money saved on heating can be lavished on new clothes.

I wish!

4 storey Victorian terrace - rented - no double glazing

[ali_kat]

But younger than you

[Laurel Green]

ali_kat said:

I wish!

4 storey Victorian terrace - rented - no double glazing

[Mr GrimNasty]

I think most middle-aged blokes will have noticed this, but suddenly at some invisible point, the young checkout girls stop flirting with you and adopt that don't-even-think-about-it-you-dirty-old-perv look. Or perhaps it's just me.

[perdu]

Mr GrimNasty said:

I think most middle-aged blokes will have noticed this, but suddenly at some invisible point, the young checkout girls stop flirting with you and adopt that don't-even-think-about-it-you-dirty-old-perv look. Or perhaps it's just me.

must be you

I still get the flirty chat ups








from their moms

[DukeDickson]

Mr GrimNasty said:

I think most middle-aged blokes will have noticed this, but suddenly at some invisible point, the young checkout girls stop flirting with you and adopt that don't-even-think-about-it-you-dirty-old-perv look. Or perhaps it's just me.

Even though a middle-age stripling, I get far more of the flirty stuff than I ever did a couple of decades ago. However, still comes with slightly too much 'you could be my daughter, even if I don't have one' shudder.

[Bungleaio]

That it's been almost 5 years since the pie and piston changed to this new format.

[Biggy Shackleton]

Thinking I'm still young at 32, but training an 18 year old new starter, and realising i'd been pubic longer than he'd been alive.

[prand]

Biggy Shackleton said:

Thinking I'm still young at 32, but training an 18 year old new starter, and realising i'd been pubic longer than he'd been alive.

I had to read that a couple of times, but you really did mean what you said! Wonder what made you think that...

[jagracer]

ali_kat said:

Waking up to go to the loo in the middle of the night

Not being able to get pissed without a 3 day hangover

I thought you were female, us older blokes have a reason for having to get up in the middle of the night, you just need to cut back on the drink





I had to show one of the personnel girls from work how to get to our depot a few weeks ago and she asked how long I'd worked at our company. I told her I have 27 years service to which she replied, "I wasn't even born then".

[Harry H]

Mr GrimNasty said:

I think most middle-aged blokes will have noticed this, but suddenly at some invisible point, the young checkout girls stop flirting with you and adopt that don't-even-think-about-it-you-dirty-old-perv look. Or perhaps it's just me.

Was chatting to a very attractive young lady the other day. Though I was doing rather well, making her laugh and all that.

Until she patted me on the shoulder and said "you are funny, you're just like my dad"

[Chim]

prand said:

Biggy Shackleton said:

Thinking I'm still young at 32, but training an 18 year old new starter, and realising i'd been pubic longer than he'd been alive.

I had to read that a couple of times, but you really did mean what you said! Wonder what made you think that...

He obviously wanted to bum him of course

[catso]

Forget the young Policemen thing, that happened ages ago. But when the Prime Minister is younger than you...

[Hackney]

Susannah Hoffs

[Hackney]

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure was released 25 years ago next month.

[gwm]

Harry H said:

Was chatting to a very attractive young lady the other day. Though I was doing rather well, making her laugh and all that.

Until she patted me on the shoulder and said "you are funny, you're just like my dad"

Ouch!