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nicanary said:
Monkeylegend said:
I can remember Norwich playing Sheffield United away in the 1959 FA cup quarter final, and our goalie, Ken Nethercott was injured. We drew 1-1 I think. Sandy Kennon replaced him for the replay at Carrow road, and I could hear the roar of the crowd, over 40,000, from my front door when we scored twice to win 2-0.We lived about 3 miles from the ground.
Luton beat us 2-1 in the semi final to get to Wembley.
Those were the days
Oh yes. That day broke a city's heart. We honestly and sincerely thought we would make it to Wembley, and once there, who knows what might have happened? It took the club years to get over it.Luton beat us 2-1 in the semi final to get to Wembley.
Those were the days
I think the score was 1-0. Billy Bingham scored it, and I've always vowed to beat the crap out of him if I ever saw him in my travels around Northern Ireland. Old man's talk. A well-written book about FA Cup Giant Killers rated it the best cup run of all time - don't forget that Norwich were in the old Third Division South at the time, and the players sometimes had a day job as well.
Sorry folks. Got a bit rambling there............
motco said:
Three Golden Rules of male middle/old age:
Never trust a fart
Never miss an opportunity for a pee when out and about
Never waste an erection - you don't know when the next one will happen!
The way Billy Connolly told it, he was told these on his 60th birthday and the third one was:Never trust a fart
Never miss an opportunity for a pee when out and about
Never waste an erection - you don't know when the next one will happen!
"IF you get an erection - use it, even if you're on your own."
...You find getting pulled over mildly interesting
...You start to think a 600bhp performance car is possibly unnecessary
...You start to empathise with BMW drivers when the stereotype proves a truism
...You settle for a handjob off the Mrs without a fight, (which she performs while reading the paper over your shoulder, but you don't care) or indeed feeling insulted
Christ it's my birthday at the end of the month... .
...You start to think a 600bhp performance car is possibly unnecessary
...You start to empathise with BMW drivers when the stereotype proves a truism
...You settle for a handjob off the Mrs without a fight, (which she performs while reading the paper over your shoulder, but you don't care) or indeed feeling insulted
Christ it's my birthday at the end of the month... .
DJFish said:
When did kebabs get so expensive?
I found myself in a kebab shop last night, the most expensive kebab was about £12!
Surely you should be able to get one out of a fiver & still have your bus fare home?
TWELVE quid for a 'kin kebab???? I found myself in a kebab shop last night, the most expensive kebab was about £12!
Surely you should be able to get one out of a fiver & still have your bus fare home?
I assume that comes with rice, chips, free home delivery and a hand job??????
When I was hanging round the streets of England many years ago a kebab was something you bought with the last couple of quid in your pocket after a night out, not something you took a second mortgage out for. How much is a pint now??
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