Local Facebook groups

[Spare tyre]

djc206 said:

Steve vRS said:

Am I the only one who has asked now joined their local group after reading this thread

You’ve been missing out

PH won’t let me upload photos for some reason so here’s a copy of a post that went up on our local page this morning:

“I’m really angry that a neighbour thinks it’s ok to steal stones from our front garden she’s like a thief in the night & lives opposite me she’s been doing it for a couple of years now at first I thought the stones were just sinking into the garden but then realised that’s not the case because we put down a ground cover to stop the weeds so again we’ve topped it up only to find she’s at it again leaving big dips in the garden to add insult she’s using them on the small bit outside her front door”

Haha, my first thought would definitely be a local Facebook group to deal with the situation!

[anonymous-user]

Just checked my local one. Every time someone posts about suspicious looking foreigners or anti social parking etc some bloke names and tags his mate and everyone starts criticising him.

[Spare tyre]

I’ve got a hire van at the mo, might go for some prowling, perhaps take some nets and puppies with me, see how many points i can rack up

I even have a few friends who look a bit grubby, could have some fun

[anonymous-user]

Spare tyre said:

I’ve got a hire van at the mo, might go for some prowling, perhaps take some nets and puppies with me, see how many points i can rack up

I even have a few friends who look a bit grubby, could have some fun

Maybe put some fireworks on the passenger seat and an EU sticker on the back?

[djc206]

Spare tyre said:

I’ve got a hire van at the mo, might go for some prowling, perhaps take some nets and puppies with me, see how many points i can rack up

I even have a few friends who look a bit grubby, could have some fun

Bonus points if you dress up like the child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang.

[anonymous-user]

djc206 said:

Spare tyre said:

I’ve got a hire van at the mo, might go for some prowling, perhaps take some nets and puppies with me, see how many points i can rack up

I even have a few friends who look a bit grubby, could have some fun

Bonus points if you dress up like the child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang.

But maybe look a bit Romanian?

[djc206]

El stovey said:

But maybe look a bit Romanian?

That would be an interesting look

[anonymous-user]

djc206 said:

El stovey said:

But maybe look a bit Romanian?

That would be an interesting look

Tracksuit and tatty top hat. New for winter ‘19 season.

[littlebasher]

[ApOrbital]

[Spare tyre]

littlebasher said:

Rotten Totton by the sea. My childhood stomping ground

Most people struggle to breathe there as they are closely related to fish


She’s not done that badly for a local

[MikeGoodwin]

Mine always about local kids brandishing knives at people and how the world is ending. Or local thefts. The traveling community. Quite funny

[fridaypassion]

We've now picked up a senior that gives us a weather forecast each morning to go with our 3 amateur photographers.

[KingNothing]

Had someone asking what day people are doing trick or treating on one of my local ones. Aye mate, just crack on, come on the 8th November if you don't mind.

[Gareth1974]

littlebasher said:

[geeks]

KingNothing said:

Had someone asking what day people are doing trick or treating on one of my local ones. Aye mate, just crack on, come on the 8th November if you don't mind.

I'd rather you didn't thats my birthday

[S11Steve]

[Frimley111R]

So tempted to type this into our local chat...

[alorotom]

Frimley111R said:

So tempted to type this into our local chat...

Oooo I like that!

[Its Just Adz]

That actually did appear in ours, caused an argument of biblical proportions.