I want a new first name

[BruceV8]

You're all being disgracefully monocultural and eurocentric. Think a little more east African.

Do this:

Curl your tongue up and force the tip against the roof of your mouth. Then force it forward to make a clicking sound, such as a Masai warrior might make.

TCK

There's your new name. Tck Mitchell.

Edited by BruceV8 on Thursday 23 December 13:58

[elwe]

Sue.

You can have Johnny Cash playing whenever you enter a room.

[mybrainhurts]

The Mitchell formerly known as XXXXXXXX....

[Marf]

doogz said:

Marklar.

I agree with Marklar, Marklar is a good marklar.

[GilbertGutbucket]

Dirk, rhymes with berk. Stoopid thread.

[Conian]

Hitchell Mitchell (or Hitch for short)

Matt Mitchell kinda works

or for ultimate Tosserishness...... Jaoquin (after Mr Pheonix) which is of course pronounced as 'Whackin'

[caziques]

Crispin

Atilla (popular in Hungary)

Gaylord (sadly out of fashion)

[mybrainhurts]

Norman...

[CWH]

Maximus Robert Mitchell goes quite well I think.
Haven't read the thread so apoligies
Max for short. Cool.