A bit council (Vol 4)

[Lily the Pink]

PositronicRay said:

Grahamdub said:

Triumph Man said:

PositronicRay said:

Grahamdub said:

My fathers girlfriend got one of those for their toilet.

What’s worse is that it reads like they only have one toilet! The horror!

I know ! We visit regularly with food parcels and news from the prosperous south though.

It reads like they make do without a pan at all!

Extra points for
"got one of those"
Father having a girlfriend
Toilet

You missed the missing apostrophe; double extra points for that.

[PositronicRay]

Lily the Pink said:

PositronicRay said:

Grahamdub said:

Triumph Man said:

PositronicRay said:

Grahamdub said:

My fathers girlfriend got one of those for their toilet.

What’s worse is that it reads like they only have one toilet! The horror!

I know ! We visit regularly with food parcels and news from the prosperous south though.

It reads like they make do without a pan at all!

Extra points for
"got one of those"
Father having a girlfriend
Toilet

You missed the missing apostrophe; double extra points for that.

You mean his fathers don't share?

[Mort7]

Triumph Man said:

PositronicRay said:

Grahamdub said:

My fathers girlfriend got one of those for their toilet.

What’s worse is that it reads like they only have one toilet! The horror!

What's even worse is that they refer to it as a toilet, rather than a lavatory.

[Truckosaurus]

Allowing your children out in public in replica football kit = Council

[can't remember]

Truckosaurus said:

Allowing your children out in public in replica football kit = Council

It's okay, I think it's some sort of fancy dress event. See, he's come dressed as the 1930s.

Edited by can't remember on Sunday 21st July 11:37

[Fermit and Sexy Sarah]

can't remember said:

It's okay, I think it's some sort of fancy dress event. See, he's come dressed as the 1930s.

Edited by can't remember on Sunday 21st July 11:37

Never mind the 1930's, I'm convinced he thinks he's a Victorian

[nonsequitur]

can't remember said:

Truckosaurus said:

Allowing your children out in public in replica football kit = Council

It's okay, I think it's some sort of fancy dress event. See, he's come dressed as the 1930s.

Edited by can't remember on Sunday 21st July 11:37

He was taking part in a Jacob Rees-Mogg lookalike competition, and he got second prize.

[PositronicRay]

nonsequitur said:

can't remember said:

Truckosaurus said:

Allowing your children out in public in replica football kit = Council

It's okay, I think it's some sort of fancy dress event. See, he's come dressed as the 1930s.

Edited by can't remember on Sunday 21st July 11:37

He was taking part in a Jacob Rees-Mogg lookalike competition, and he got second prize.

Interestingly he looks the same generation as the lady on his right.

[anonymous-user]

PositronicRay said:

Interestingly he looks the same generation as the lady on his right.

Dentures ?

[colonel c]

AS we know hunting types like to use council types to do the dirty work. The Courtenay Tracy Mink Hounds in Dorset is no exception.

https://www.facebook.com/huntsabs/photos/pcb.24669...

[nammynake]

Took our 9 month old to the park yesterday for his first go on the swings. A little girl next to us named "Dolce", presumably named after Dolce and Gabbana. Also had pierced ears despite being only about 6 months old.

[Poppiecock]

Truckosaurus said:

Allowing your children out in public in replica football kit = Council

I'd imagine he's particularly devastated as they couldn't have chosen a more council team to support if they tried!

[sicasey]

This has been covered before but Costco is on a council par with Adsa every time I visit.

You could people watch there all day long.

[HTP99]

[can't remember]

Poppiecock said:

Truckosaurus said:

Allowing your children out in public in replica football kit = Council

I'd imagine he's particularly devastated as they couldn't have chosen a more council team to support if they tried!

West Ham and Man City both rent their stadiums from the local council, the very definition of council. The Champions of Europe however own the stadium they play in.

[Swampy1982]

[Spare tyre]

HTP99 said:

Can a youngster explain to to an old egg like myself

Simple words please

[Frank7]

Spare tyre said:

HTP99 said:

Can a youngster explain to to an old egg like myself

Simple words please

I’m far from being a youngster, but I’d guess that he wanted to say;
NOT ONLY AM I A PRAT, BUT I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW IT.
But he couldn’t spell prat.

[anonymous-user]

PositronicRay said:

Lily the Pink said:

PositronicRay said:

Grahamdub said:

Triumph Man said:

PositronicRay said:

Grahamdub said:

My fathers girlfriend got one of those for their toilet.

What’s worse is that it reads like they only have one toilet! The horror!

I know ! We visit regularly with food parcels and news from the prosperous south though.

It reads like they make do without a pan at all!

Extra points for
"got one of those"
Father having a girlfriend
Toilet

You missed the missing apostrophe; double extra points for that.

You mean his fathers don't share?

fk me. You can't make a post on here without it being dissected
If you would like to PM me, I can run any future posts past you to make sure they are acceptable.

[PositronicRay]

Grahamdub said:

PositronicRay said:

Lily the Pink said:

PositronicRay said:

Grahamdub said:

Triumph Man said:

PositronicRay said:

Grahamdub said:

My fathers girlfriend got one of those for their toilet.

What’s worse is that it reads like they only have one toilet! The horror!

I know ! We visit regularly with food parcels and news from the prosperous south though.

It reads like they make do without a pan at all!

Extra points for
"got one of those"
Father having a girlfriend
Toilet

You missed the missing apostrophe; double extra points for that.

You mean his fathers don't share?

fk me. You can't make a post on here without it being dissected
If you would like to PM me, I can run any future posts past you to make sure they are acceptable.

Missing the point quadruple greenshield stamps.