Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 10ish)

[Porsche guy]

CourtAgain said:

peter tdci said:

All car dealerships have re-opened apart from BMW.

A spokesman was asked when they would open but they gave no indication.

[Porsche guy]

K12beano said:

And that's the biggest joke of the entire thread

[MartG]

[K12beano]

Social distancing tools now finally agreed

[nonsequitur]

K12beano said:

Social distancing tools now finally agreed

Arise Sir Tom. Now it's a hundred laps of Windsor Castle.

[Lily the Pink]

nonsequitur said:

K12beano said:

Social distancing tools now finally agreed

Arise Sir Tom. Now it's a hundred laps of Windsor Castle.

How far has she got so far ? She does have another 5 years or so to do it though.

[K12beano]

Sure enough, I went down the High Street and found that John Lewis is dead......

[Laurel Green]

Well, it was within your civic rights to say so.

[motco]

K12beano said:

Sure enough, I went down the High Street and found that John Lewis is dead......

I wondered why The Modern Jazz Quartet had gone quiet lately.

[K12beano]

Oldie, but goodie - and even more topical?

[MartG]

[PixelpeepZ4]

I can't believe they've cancelled Vivaldi after just four seasons

[glenrobbo]

PixelpeepZ4 said:

I can't believe they've cancelled Vivaldi after just four seasons

You don't have to tell me...

[K12beano]

glenrobbo said:

PixelpeepZ4 said:

I can't believe they've cancelled Vivaldi after just four seasons

You don't have to tell me...

...and the quattro stagioni was always my Pizza Hut go to....especially when in Woking.....

[nonsequitur]

PixelpeepZ4 said:

I can't believe they've cancelled Vivaldi after just four seasons

Frankie Valli is livid.

[threespires]

motco said:

K12beano said:

Sure enough, I went down the High Street and found that John Lewis is dead......

I wondered why The Modern Jazz Quartet had gone quiet lately.

That's Delauney's dilemma.

[motco]

threespires said:

motco said:

K12beano said:

Sure enough, I went down the High Street and found that John Lewis is dead......

I wondered why The Modern Jazz Quartet had gone quiet lately.

That's Delauney's dilemma.

[MartG]

K12beano said:

Social distancing tools now finally agreed

There can be only one...

[Doofus]

motco said:

threespires said:

motco said:

K12beano said:

Sure enough, I went down the High Street and found that John Lewis is dead......

I wondered why The Modern Jazz Quartet had gone quiet lately.

That's Delauney's dilemma.

I think I've turned over two pages at once.

[K12beano]

Doofus said:

motco said:

threespires said:

motco said:

K12beano said:

Sure enough, I went down the High Street and found that John Lewis is dead......

I wondered why The Modern Jazz Quartet had gone quiet lately.

That's Delauney's dilemma.

I think I've turned over two pages at once.

....said the King....gaily.