So you wake up and are the last person on earth...
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I'd go and get the obligatory Lambo, then go to the nearest council estate and search all the flats for weed and coke.
Then I'd go to my local pub, get myself a beer, raid the till for pound coins and put lots of Motorhead and AC/DC on the jukebox really loud, play The Colour of Money on the quiz machine until I was bored, smoke inside the pub just because I can, then smash it all up in a beer and coke fuelled frenzy!
Then I'd go to my local pub, get myself a beer, raid the till for pound coins and put lots of Motorhead and AC/DC on the jukebox really loud, play The Colour of Money on the quiz machine until I was bored, smoke inside the pub just because I can, then smash it all up in a beer and coke fuelled frenzy!
soad said:
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Let there be light!
Triumph Man said:
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vanordinaire said:
If you were the last person on earth, how would you know that. You wouldn't and would spend the rest of your life trying to find someone else.Even if you suspected you were the last person on earth, you'd still keep looking otherwise what would the point of surviving be.
Totally agree. You'd always hope that there was someone else out there, and probably someone of the opposite sex. Ideally someone hot, fertile and gagging for it when you eventually track them down. Or at least that's how I see it in my mind. ![smile](/inc/images/smile.gif)
Pommygranite said:
whats battery operated that you couldn't live without?
Probably nothing, was thinking starting cars though. Or unlocking them - my key didn't work briefly the other day and it took me far longer than it should have to realise I could flip out an actual key, key. I'm assuming there are key fobs these days that don't even have keys in them?Cotty said:
You drive though the access tunnel in the Channel Tunnel. Its the one in the middle without any rail tracks.
![](http://www.eurotunnelgroup.com/uploadedImages/assets-uk/the-channel-tunnel/ET0006_ChannelTunnelUK.jpg)
wouldn't give it long before it floods out.![](http://www.eurotunnelgroup.com/uploadedImages/assets-uk/the-channel-tunnel/ET0006_ChannelTunnelUK.jpg)
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Cruise liner if there's one you can find handily docked might be a better way of travelling any distance globally than farting around with an airliner, all mod cons and onboard power and don't they practically drive themselves via gps?
If I knew with 100% certainty someone else was alive then I would go to each countries capital city. Mark in some way the biggest landmark and leave a sign and amateur communications rig set up with batteries/propane generator etc instructions directions in a nearby property. Hopefully even a numpty or dumb pneumatic blonde could contact me.
Of course this assumes they speak English, but if i found a note in any language a trip to the library should get you enough info to decipher it.
If I knew with 100% certainty I was truly alone, then although it would be pretty easy to survive from a resources pov, the loneliness and despair would weigh heavily on you to the point a death with 100 year old malt scotch and sleeping tablets might be appealing in the end.. Might decide to go out with a bang and deliberately set a nuclear power station to melt down mode..
Of course this assumes they speak English, but if i found a note in any language a trip to the library should get you enough info to decipher it.
If I knew with 100% certainty I was truly alone, then although it would be pretty easy to survive from a resources pov, the loneliness and despair would weigh heavily on you to the point a death with 100 year old malt scotch and sleeping tablets might be appealing in the end.. Might decide to go out with a bang and deliberately set a nuclear power station to melt down mode..
hairyben said:
wouldn't give it long before it floods out.
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Cruise liner if there's one you can find handily docked might be a better way of travelling any distance globally than farting around with an airliner, all mod cons and onboard power and don't they practically drive themselves via gps?
Many cruise ships are too large to dock in some ports; ports such as Guernsey (Channel Islands), Grand Caymen, Ko Samui, Phuket and Geiranger. ~
Cruise liner if there's one you can find handily docked might be a better way of travelling any distance globally than farting around with an airliner, all mod cons and onboard power and don't they practically drive themselves via gps?
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