So you wake up and are the last person on earth...

So you wake up and are the last person on earth...

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Pommygranite

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14,286 posts

218 months

Wednesday 13th January 2016
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whats battery operated that you couldn't live without?


Celtic Dragon

3,177 posts

237 months

Wednesday 13th January 2016
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Pommygranite said:
whats battery operated that you couldn't live without?
In this scenario, my GPS.

wack

2,103 posts

208 months

Wednesday 13th January 2016
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Get a van, find the factory that makes those real dolls, get all the ones with big tits

Pommygranite

Original Poster:

14,286 posts

218 months

Wednesday 13th January 2016
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Celtic Dragon said:
Pommygranite said:
whats battery operated that you couldn't live without?
In this scenario, my GPS.
USB mains charged?



Celtic Dragon

3,177 posts

237 months

Wednesday 13th January 2016
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Worse, 1 only runs on AA's and the other is RS232 mains charged!

Pommygranite

Original Poster:

14,286 posts

218 months

Wednesday 13th January 2016
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Celtic Dragon said:
Worse, 1 only runs on AA's and the other is RS232 mains charged!
Tell you what, help yourself to a new one every day from Tescos, we wont say anything wink

Martin350

3,782 posts

197 months

Wednesday 13th January 2016
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I'd go and get the obligatory Lambo, then go to the nearest council estate and search all the flats for weed and coke.

Then I'd go to my local pub, get myself a beer, raid the till for pound coins and put lots of Motorhead and AC/DC on the jukebox really loud, play The Colour of Money on the quiz machine until I was bored, smoke inside the pub just because I can, then smash it all up in a beer and coke fuelled frenzy!

Monkeylegend

26,684 posts

233 months

Wednesday 13th January 2016
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Pommygranite said:
whats battery operated that you couldn't live without?
I am not female but I can think of one thing.

soad

32,998 posts

178 months

Wednesday 13th January 2016
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smash Raid Fixed Odds Betting Terminals, raid banks, raid safety deposit centres...could burn some cash in the evenings to keep warm! biggrin

Looket

688 posts

123 months

Wednesday 13th January 2016
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soad said:
smash Raid Fixed Odds Betting Terminals, raid banks, raid safety deposit centres...could burn some cash in the evenings to keep warm! biggrin
Not sure how but you just gave me an excellent idea. I'd pick up Lenin and fashion him into a lamp by folding him in half and hammering a socket up his arse. Perhaps I'd even use golden coloured wiring and route it through his dangly for extra comedy effect. Inventing new and suitably humorous positions for him would keep me amused for years.

Let there be light!

jesta1865

3,448 posts

211 months

Wednesday 13th January 2016
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Triumph Man said:
Pommygranite said:
Jon321 said:
vanordinaire said:
If you were the last person on earth, how would you know that. You wouldn't and would spend the rest of your life trying to find someone else.Even if you suspected you were the last person on earth, you'd still keep looking otherwise what would the point of surviving be.
Totally agree. You'd always hope that there was someone else out there, and probably someone of the opposite sex. Ideally someone hot, fertile and gagging for it when you eventually track them down. Or at least that's how I see it in my mind.
Jeez i know we're supposed to repopulate the planet but sod doing a diy childbirth.
That and there's going to be some incest...
don't sweat it, the bible says they did it like that twice, so it must be possible / true smile

0000

13,812 posts

193 months

Wednesday 13th January 2016
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Pommygranite said:
whats battery operated that you couldn't live without?
Probably nothing, was thinking starting cars though. Or unlocking them - my key didn't work briefly the other day and it took me far longer than it should have to realise I could flip out an actual key, key. I'm assuming there are key fobs these days that don't even have keys in them?

hairyben

8,516 posts

185 months

Wednesday 13th January 2016
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Cotty said:
You drive though the access tunnel in the Channel Tunnel. Its the one in the middle without any rail tracks.
wouldn't give it long before it floods out.

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Cruise liner if there's one you can find handily docked might be a better way of travelling any distance globally than farting around with an airliner, all mod cons and onboard power and don't they practically drive themselves via gps?

Sump

5,484 posts

169 months

Wednesday 13th January 2016
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Masterbate then hang myself.

Monkeylegend

26,684 posts

233 months

Thursday 14th January 2016
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Sump said:
Masterbate then hang myself.
Masturbate if you are doing it properly wink

peterperkins

3,176 posts

244 months

Thursday 14th January 2016
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If I knew with 100% certainty someone else was alive then I would go to each countries capital city. Mark in some way the biggest landmark and leave a sign and amateur communications rig set up with batteries/propane generator etc instructions directions in a nearby property. Hopefully even a numpty or dumb pneumatic blonde could contact me.

Of course this assumes they speak English, but if i found a note in any language a trip to the library should get you enough info to decipher it.

If I knew with 100% certainty I was truly alone, then although it would be pretty easy to survive from a resources pov, the loneliness and despair would weigh heavily on you to the point a death with 100 year old malt scotch and sleeping tablets might be appealing in the end.. Might decide to go out with a bang and deliberately set a nuclear power station to melt down mode..

soad

32,998 posts

178 months

Thursday 14th January 2016
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hairyben said:
wouldn't give it long before it floods out.

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Cruise liner if there's one you can find handily docked might be a better way of travelling any distance globally than farting around with an airliner, all mod cons and onboard power and don't they practically drive themselves via gps?
Many cruise ships are too large to dock in some ports; ports such as Guernsey (Channel Islands), Grand Caymen, Ko Samui, Phuket and Geiranger.

Ilovejapcrap

3,288 posts

114 months

Thursday 14th January 2016
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wack said:
Get a van, find the factory that makes those real dolls, get all the ones with big tits
Thanks just spat my cuppa all over iPad very funny