Celebrity Urban Legends

[Republik]

schmalex said:

TEKNOPUG said:

schmalex said:

haggy said:

schmalex said:

My father chartered his boat to a very well known footballer for a party on the Solent a few years ago. Said footballer turned up with a huge entourage of people (expected) and a number of obviously very expensive ladies of night. The party turned into a coke fuelled bumming fest that pretty much destroyed his boat & we had to do some very quick talking when the coastguard turned up, as one of them thought it would be funny to put a mayday out over the VHF as they needed more coke

Saints or pompey?

He doesn't play in this country anymore

Does he play in Itlay?

I think so (I don't follow football!!).

I was thinking maybe he was very kool. Missus used to hang around in the Yorkshire Dales.

[Hoppy2008]

Republik said:

schmalex said:

TEKNOPUG said:

schmalex said:

haggy said:

schmalex said:

My father chartered his boat to a very well known footballer for a party on the Solent a few years ago. Said footballer turned up with a huge entourage of people (expected) and a number of obviously very expensive ladies of night. The party turned into a coke fuelled bumming fest that pretty much destroyed his boat & we had to do some very quick talking when the coastguard turned up, as one of them thought it would be funny to put a mayday out over the VHF as they needed more coke

Saints or pompey?

He doesn't play in this country anymore

Does he play in Itlay?

I think so (I don't follow football!!).

I was thinking maybe he was very kool. Missus used to hang around in the Yorkshire Dales.

Is Harry on the Boat?

[TEKNOPUG]

schmalex said:

TEKNOPUG said:

schmalex said:

haggy said:

schmalex said:

My father chartered his boat to a very well known footballer for a party on the Solent a few years ago. Said footballer turned up with a huge entourage of people (expected) and a number of obviously very expensive ladies of night. The party turned into a coke fuelled bumming fest that pretty much destroyed his boat & we had to do some very quick talking when the coastguard turned up, as one of them thought it would be funny to put a mayday out over the VHF as they needed more coke

Saints or pompey?

He doesn't play in this country anymore

Does he play in Itlay?

I think so (I don't follow football!!).

Unless you are Ghanian or follow Inter Milan, he probably won't mean anything to most people.....

[Hoppy2008]

TEKNOPUG said:

schmalex said:

TEKNOPUG said:

schmalex said:

haggy said:

schmalex said:

My father chartered his boat to a very well known footballer for a party on the Solent a few years ago. Said footballer turned up with a huge entourage of people (expected) and a number of obviously very expensive ladies of night. The party turned into a coke fuelled bumming fest that pretty much destroyed his boat & we had to do some very quick talking when the coastguard turned up, as one of them thought it would be funny to put a mayday out over the VHF as they needed more coke

Saints or pompey?

He doesn't play in this country anymore

Does he play in Itlay?

I think so (I don't follow football!!).

Unless you are Ghanian or follow Inter Milan, he probably won't mean anything to most people.....

Pele ?

[Republik]

Hoppy2008 said:

TEKNOPUG said:

schmalex said:

TEKNOPUG said:

schmalex said:

haggy said:

schmalex said:

My father chartered his boat to a very well known footballer for a party on the Solent a few years ago. Said footballer turned up with a huge entourage of people (expected) and a number of obviously very expensive ladies of night. The party turned into a coke fuelled bumming fest that pretty much destroyed his boat & we had to do some very quick talking when the coastguard turned up, as one of them thought it would be funny to put a mayday out over the VHF as they needed more coke

Saints or pompey?

He doesn't play in this country anymore

Does he play in Itlay?

I think so (I don't follow football!!).

Unless you are Ghanian or follow Inter Milan, he probably won't mean anything to most people.....

Pele ?

Nah, he wouldn't manage it. He has erection problems.

[haggy]

TEKNOPUG said:

schmalex said:

TEKNOPUG said:

schmalex said:

haggy said:

schmalex said:

My father chartered his boat to a very well known footballer for a party on the Solent a few years ago. Said footballer turned up with a huge entourage of people (expected) and a number of obviously very expensive ladies of night. The party turned into a coke fuelled bumming fest that pretty much destroyed his boat & we had to do some very quick talking when the coastguard turned up, as one of them thought it would be funny to put a mayday out over the VHF as they needed more coke

Saints or pompey?

He doesn't play in this country anymore

Does he play in Itlay?

I think so (I don't follow football!!).

Unless you are Ghanian or follow Inter Milan, he probably won't mean anything to most people.....

I'v got a good one on a saints player that got done for drink driving, but was'nt actually driving - he took the rap for an up and coming england star at the time......;)

[Hoppy2008]

haggy said:

TEKNOPUG said:

schmalex said:

TEKNOPUG said:

schmalex said:

haggy said:

schmalex said:

My father chartered his boat to a very well known footballer for a party on the Solent a few years ago. Said footballer turned up with a huge entourage of people (expected) and a number of obviously very expensive ladies of night. The party turned into a coke fuelled bumming fest that pretty much destroyed his boat & we had to do some very quick talking when the coastguard turned up, as one of them thought it would be funny to put a mayday out over the VHF as they needed more coke

Saints or pompey?

He doesn't play in this country anymore

Does he play in Itlay?

I think so (I don't follow football!!).

Unless you are Ghanian or follow Inter Milan, he probably won't mean anything to most people.....

I'v got a good one on a saints player that got done for drink driving, but was'nt actually driving - he took the rap for an up and coming england star at the time......;)

Small Cot ???

[Republik]

Hoppy2008 said:

haggy said:

TEKNOPUG said:

schmalex said:

TEKNOPUG said:

schmalex said:

haggy said:

schmalex said:

My father chartered his boat to a very well known footballer for a party on the Solent a few years ago. Said footballer turned up with a huge entourage of people (expected) and a number of obviously very expensive ladies of night. The party turned into a coke fuelled bumming fest that pretty much destroyed his boat & we had to do some very quick talking when the coastguard turned up, as one of them thought it would be funny to put a mayday out over the VHF as they needed more coke

Saints or pompey?

He doesn't play in this country anymore

Does he play in Itlay?

I think so (I don't follow football!!).

Unless you are Ghanian or follow Inter Milan, he probably won't mean anything to most people.....

I'v got a good one on a saints player that got done for drink driving, but was'nt actually driving - he took the rap for an up and coming england star at the time......;)

Small Cot ???

Theriously?

[haggy]

Hoppy2008 said:

haggy said:

TEKNOPUG said:

schmalex said:

TEKNOPUG said:

schmalex said:

haggy said:

schmalex said:

My father chartered his boat to a very well known footballer for a party on the Solent a few years ago. Said footballer turned up with a huge entourage of people (expected) and a number of obviously very expensive ladies of night. The party turned into a coke fuelled bumming fest that pretty much destroyed his boat & we had to do some very quick talking when the coastguard turned up, as one of them thought it would be funny to put a mayday out over the VHF as they needed more coke

Saints or pompey?

He doesn't play in this country anymore

Does he play in Itlay?

I think so (I don't follow football!!).

Unless you are Ghanian or follow Inter Milan, he probably won't mean anything to most people.....

I'v got a good one on a saints player that got done for drink driving, but was'nt actually driving - he took the rap for an up and coming england star at the time......;)

Small Cot ???

No, he's at a london club though

[ypauly]

Hoppy2008 said:

sevros1981 said:

lawrence567 said:

Slikk said:

lawrence567 said:

Stewart Downings missus was sucking who off?

See this stick?



You've got the wrong end of it

Edited by Slikk on Friday 14th November 14:09

Set me straight then !

Peter Crouch's bird sucked off Frank Lampard.

probably because his was easier to reach

[Thudd]

Chrispy Porker said:

I agree though it was not a former prime minister.

Well it's unlikely to be Blunkett.

[lenny007]

Allegedly...

[ALawson]

Apparently a British Swimming World Champion and British Hurdling World Champion are a couple, even though deny being gay.

[monthefish]

OllieBirmingham said:

Any clues about which Radio 1 DJ was knocking out the 'erbal remedies?

Here's a small clue

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/music/newsid_725...

[hornetrider]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Absolutely. Those female diving bints were all over him and cuddly for a reason, he ain't no threat!!

That hurdler has always seemed as camp as a row of pink tents to me, not sure who the swimmer is tho

[lawrence567]

sevros1981 said:

lawrence567 said:

Slikk said:

lawrence567 said:

Stewart Downings missus was sucking who off?

See this stick?



You've got the wrong end of it

Edited by Slikk on Friday 14th November 14:09

Set me straight then !

Peter Crouch's bird sucked off Frank Lampard.

Lol cheers!

[shirt]

ALawson said:

Apparently a British Swimming World Champion and British Hurdling World Champion are a couple, even though deny being gay.

hurdler is obvious but when was the last british swimming world champ?

[TEKNOPUG]

haggy said:

Hoppy2008 said:

haggy said:

TEKNOPUG said:

schmalex said:

TEKNOPUG said:

schmalex said:

haggy said:

schmalex said:

My father chartered his boat to a very well known footballer for a party on the Solent a few years ago. Said footballer turned up with a huge entourage of people (expected) and a number of obviously very expensive ladies of night. The party turned into a coke fuelled bumming fest that pretty much destroyed his boat & we had to do some very quick talking when the coastguard turned up, as one of them thought it would be funny to put a mayday out over the VHF as they needed more coke

Saints or pompey?

He doesn't play in this country anymore

Does he play in Itlay?

I think so (I don't follow football!!).

Unless you are Ghanian or follow Inter Milan, he probably won't mean anything to most people.....

I'v got a good one on a saints player that got done for drink driving, but was'nt actually driving - he took the rap for an up and coming england star at the time......;)

Small Cot ???

No, he's at a london club though

Did someone Bale him out?

[ALawson]

shirt said:

ALawson said:

Apparently a British Swimming World Champion and British Hurdling World Champion are a couple, even though deny being gay.

hurdler is obvious but when was the last british swimming world champ?

They have both appeared on a certain saturday night programme.

[lawrence567]

strictly come gay bashing?
I thought it was that bloke!