Mysterious unopened safe!

[Adz The Rat]

Ah thats better, he has broke to the pressure......

"stopswearing it 2moz il smash it open.. im 99% sure its empty tho. weve been messing with it all day "

[bluetone]

Sounding increasingly like a piss take tbh.

[dan19evans]

I think theres 4 possible reasons he won't open it/let us know:

1) He's absolutely fking retarded
2) He's just trying to keep us all in suspense for a bit
3) He's found nothing and is embarresed about spending X amount of money on some metal to cut up
4) He's found something thats worth an absolute fking fortune

I think someone needs to pay him a visit to make sure he's telling the truth

[Westy Pre-Lit]

Maybe JohnnyJones is giving the buyer a little stress

[mickk]

ofcorsa said:

Obviously empty then

Because he's realised what a waste of time and money.

[XG332]

OP can we all go Round and:
A. Steal the box
B. Smash his back doors in and then carry out plan A.

[OlberJ]

Well played Johnny, if that's more than you would of got in scrap value, good hustle

[working class]

XG332 said:

OP can we all go Round and:
A. Steal the box
B. Smash his back doors in and then carry out plan A.

Ok...

[Ross1988]

XG332 said:

OP can we all go Round and:
A. Steal the box
B. Smash his back doors in and then carry out plan A.

I'm sorry, what? Feel free, don't include me. No matter how interested I am in the box, I would never be that interested.

[elster]

shakotan said:

Liszt said:

JDMc said:

JohnnyJones said:

Why a V Dubba?

I was going to ask him but thought I'd appear foolish.

BBS split wheels are like the holy grail in the VW scene and people who buy fake splits get lynched.

Hope that helps

Or more likely it's the old vw camper with the split screen(driver/passenger). Later ones had a single screen and are not as desirable so some retrofit a split screen.

Wheels FFS!

They haven't made BaySplit kits since Bay Window vans became desirable about 10 years ago.

It's a reference to split rim wheels.

I am guessing with a name of 200SX it is just a reference to split rims, popular on jap cars over the Veedub.

[condor]

OlberJ said:

Well played Johnny, if that's more than you would of got in scrap value, good hustle

I'm another that thought you did well

[maser_spyder]

Oh FFS.

I mean to say.

FFS.

Honestly.

FFS.

Should have bid myself, I'd have smashed the lots to bits (a la 'will-it-blend.com') on video, even including my utter disappointment when it turned out to include nothing but a fag packet.

FFS.

[anonymous-user]

XG332 said:

OP can we all go Round and:
A. Steal the box
B. Smash his back doors in and then carry out plan A.

Dude.....

[Morningside]

Brings a whole new meaning to the word 'Failsafe'

[C8PPO]

XG332 said:

OP can we all go Round and:
A. Steal the box
B. Smash his back doors in and then carry out plan A.

XG332: 100 lines, to be delivered to the headmaster's office immediately after school:

"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"

[Northern_Monkey]

C8PPO said:

XG332 said:

OP can we all go Round and:
A. Steal the box
B. Smash his back doors in and then carry out plan A.

XG332: 100 lines, to be delivered to the headmaster's office immediately after school:

"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"

+1

[ukwill]

XG332 said:

OP can we all go Round and:
A. Steal the box
B. Smash his back doors in and then carry out plan A.

[RB26DETT]

dan19evans said:

I think theres 4 possible reasons he won't open it/let us know:

1) He's absolutely fking retarded
2) He's just trying to keep us all in suspense for a bit
3) He's found nothing and is embarresed about spending X amount of money on some metal to cut up
4) He's found something thats worth an absolute fking fortune

I think someone needs to pay him a visit to make sure he's telling the truth

Im guessing number 3.

How could anybody resist the temtation just to have a peek inside.

[XG332]

Ok it was meant as a general ph style reply.
Lets not deviate from the box now.

[NoNeed]

Save me from re-reading the whole thread please


How much did he pay for the safe?