Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 36

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 36

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Bobberoo99

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39,195 posts

100 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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HEY!!!!! I'll have you know that i'm down wiv da kids, man!!!!!

StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

153 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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Got my first pupil Monday. Futtin stting it! eek

glenrobbo

35,575 posts

152 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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Scrump said:
I should have realised that music from 1981 would a bit too modern for Trivton rolleyes
I thought I was bang up to date with this 1976 Epic release:


... and who doesn't enjoy an Epic release? wink

slopes

39,051 posts

189 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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StuntmanMike said:
slopes said:
StuntmanMike said:
Bobberoo99 said:
Scrump said:
Bobberoo99 said:
An interesting morning for me for a change, been asked for help from three different people, first on how to set and adjust an air gauge for a nonstandard size, second on how to set and turn a set of internal soft jaws, apparently my response of "fking carefully!!" wasn't the help he was looking for!!! And lastly the current Alpha (semi manual lathe) operator asking how he would be able to achieve a .002" rad in a corner on a diameter that's only .008" long in the first place!!! If anyone's interested the answer is adapt an internal groove tool, which has a .002" rad on the corner already, feed down the face at the required length to the diameter required and then withdraw the tool form the face along the created diameter!!!
I'm the operator with my pocket calculator
I'm the operator with my pocket calculator
I am adding
And subtracting
I'm controlling
And composing
I'm the operator with my pocket calculator
I'm the operator with my pocket calculator

music
To the tune of The Prodigy's Firestarter!!! yes


Scrumps local ( it is actually in Bristol).
st!! Scrump lives in Brissle?? I better keep my eyes open when i am down that way next time eek
What makes it worse is, one of our previous residents lives down that way now yikes
fkin ell eek my eldest daughter is probably going to Bristol uni this year.
Make sure she attends The Slopes School of Close Quarter Protection before she goes to The Scrungeon Brissle Uni, she'll be world famous greatful for being able to defend herself yes

ApOrbital

10,031 posts

120 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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Good morning all smile i is back from hell they chucked me out wavey

slopes

39,051 posts

189 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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StuntmanMike said:
Got my first pupil Monday. Futtin stting it! eek
StuntLecturerBoy eh? It could be worse though, at least the company have not put you down put you out to stud.

glenrobbo

35,575 posts

152 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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ApOrbital said:
Good morning all smile i is back from hell they chucked me out wavey
Welcome back, ApO. thumbup

Was it an attack of the dreaded Covid lurgy?

Or just Milton Keynes?

StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

153 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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glenrobbo said:
ApOrbital said:
Good morning all smile i is back from hell they chucked me out wavey
Welcome back, ApO. thumbup

Was it an attack of the dreaded Covid lurgy?

Or just Milton Keynes?
Ayup Apo, how’s tricks.

StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

153 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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slopes said:
StuntmanMike said:
Got my first pupil Monday. Futtin stting it! eek
StuntLecturerBoy eh? It could be worse though, at least the company have not put you down put you out to stud.
Got to meet a driver in Ilkeston, fam him up on the truck.

He will drive it back to Stoke, we will load it, go somewhere local and tip and reload it several times.

I have my dental appointment then, so I may go out with him Tuesday Wednesday and see how he gets on.

I’m like ‘ but I thought I’d do a course first’ I got laughed at and told ‘ you’ll be fine’.

Scrump

22,378 posts

160 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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StuntmanMike said:
fkin ell eek my eldest daughter is probably going to Bristol uni this year.
Looking forward to meeting her. hehe

StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

153 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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Scrump said:
StuntmanMike said:
fkin ell eek my eldest daughter is probably going to Bristol uni this year.
Looking forward to meeting her. hehe
Worried about her going tbh, StuntwomanWife is fretting like hell.

P5BNij

15,875 posts

108 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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slopes said:
White Stiletto said:
StuntmanMike said:
Watching World War Two in Colour.

Currently in Starlingrad.
I know you don't have too much time, but I can recommend Anthony Beevor's "Stalingrad". It's a big book but well worth the effort. Take it on holiday, it won't keep away the mosquitoes but will deter the beach/pool bores.

ION: I had two Zoom meetings today, totaling 3 hours. I'm now on my third absinthe, to aid recovery from zoomonia.
I find dark sunglasses and pretending to be asleep do that quite nicely and if they catch me awake, a heavy sigh works equally well hehe

Lady Slopes just shakes her head at me laugh
Just hang a photo of Aleister Crowley on the wall behind you next time you zoom in WS, that'll get them flustered enough to ask you oh so politely not to contribute to the next meeting.... hehe



Meanwhile, in the course of earning a crust a medium sized Warwickshire Spa town was visited this week whilst delivering a large quantity of Leicestershire's finest aggregates to Banbury by rail.... wink


glenrobbo

35,575 posts

152 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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StuntmanMike said:
Worried about her going tbh, StuntwomanWife is fretting like hell.
She'll be fine: I haven't been to Brizzle for ages.

Scrump will take care of her. smile

slopes

39,051 posts

189 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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StuntmanMike said:
slopes said:
StuntmanMike said:
Got my first pupil Monday. Futtin stting it! eek
StuntLecturerBoy eh? It could be worse though, at least the company have not put you down put you out to stud.
Got to meet a driver in Ilkeston, fam him up on the truck.

He will drive it back to Stoke, we will load it, go somewhere local and tip and reload it several times.

I have my dental appointment then, so I may go out with him Tuesday Wednesday and see how he gets on.

I’m like ‘ but I thought I’d do a course first’ I got laughed at and told ‘ you’ll be fine’.
You'll be alright

hehe at Scrump waiting for StuntgirleldestDaughter

ApOrbital

10,031 posts

120 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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glenrobbo said:
ApOrbital said:
Good morning all smile i is back from hell they chucked me out wavey
Welcome back, ApO. thumbup

Was it an attack of the dreaded Covid lurgy?

Or just Milton Keynes?
Covid but got the all clear and ready to go into battle on monday 7am furiousanyone seen my horse idea

Bobberoo99

Original Poster:

39,195 posts

100 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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People, I'm not a fan at the best of times, but I've just arrived home to find a white VW Polo parked across my drive, so I stop, look around and see some bloke working on next doors can but he's ignoring me, so I park up the road a bit and walk back, at which point he finally looks at me, "any idea who's this is?" I ask, "oh yeah, it's mine, do you want me to move it?" "It's probably better than me pushing it out of the way!" Was my response, he just sort of stood there looking blank,, "yes, please" I clarified, "oh, right, I'll pull forward and let you park then just pull it back, ok?"
I'm stood there thinking, no it's not fking ok you fking halfwit, but I remembered my promise to Mrs Bobbers to play nicely with retarded people, "yeah that's fine, but my wife will be home around 5pm, so it had best be gone, she's not as pleasant as me!!", this was again met with a blank look, be careful out there, these fkwits walk among us!!!!

slopes

39,051 posts

189 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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Bobberoo99 said:
People, I'm not a fan at the best of times, but I've just arrived home to find a white VW Polo parked across my drive, so I stop, look around and see some bloke working on next doors can but he's ignoring me, so I park up the road a bit and walk back, at which point he finally looks at me, "any idea who's this is?" I ask, "oh yeah, it's mine, do you want me to move it?" "It's probably better than me pushing it out of the way!" Was my response, he just sort of stood there looking blank,, "yes, please" I clarified, "oh, right, I'll pull forward and let you park then just pull it back, ok?"
I'm stood there thinking, no it's not fking ok you fking halfwit, but I remembered my promise to Mrs Bobbers to play nicely with retarded people, "yeah that's fine, but my wife will be home around 5pm, so it had best be gone, she's not as pleasant as me!!", this was again met with a blank look, be careful out there, these fkwits walk among us!!!!
He'd have been told, move your car...NOW!
Or i move it for you, i've got some tow ropes somewhere, i'll leave it up the road for you, alright? Can't guarantee there wont be any damage though, is that okay?

Magooagain

10,160 posts

172 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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11,0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000003 posts!

Well done StunttiledfloorMike!

Scrump

22,378 posts

160 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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Magooagain said:
11,0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000003 posts!

Well done StunttiledfloorMike!
Eleventy billionty posts bounce

Scrump

22,378 posts

160 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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glenrobbo said:
StuntmanMike said:
Worried about her going tbh, StuntwomanWife is fretting like hell.
She'll be fine: I haven't been to Brizzle for ages.

Scrump will take care of her. smile
Uncle Scrump will make sure she is taken care of yes
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