Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 36
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StuntmanMike said:
slopes said:
StuntmanMike said:
Bobberoo99 said:
Scrump said:
Bobberoo99 said:
An interesting morning for me for a change, been asked for help from three different people, first on how to set and adjust an air gauge for a nonstandard size, second on how to set and turn a set of internal soft jaws, apparently my response of "fking carefully!!" wasn't the help he was looking for!!! And lastly the current Alpha (semi manual lathe) operator asking how he would be able to achieve a .002" rad in a corner on a diameter that's only .008" long in the first place!!! If anyone's interested the answer is adapt an internal groove tool, which has a .002" rad on the corner already, feed down the face at the required length to the diameter required and then withdraw the tool form the face along the created diameter!!!
I'm the operator with my pocket calculatorI'm the operator with my pocket calculator
I am adding
And subtracting
I'm controlling
And composing
I'm the operator with my pocket calculator
I'm the operator with my pocket calculator
Scrumps local ( it is actually in Bristol).
What makes it worse is, one of our previous residents lives down that way now
slopes said:
StuntmanMike said:
Got my first pupil Monday. Futtin stting it!
StuntLecturerBoy eh? It could be worse though, at least the company have not He will drive it back to Stoke, we will load it, go somewhere local and tip and reload it several times.
I have my dental appointment then, so I may go out with him Tuesday Wednesday and see how he gets on.
I’m like ‘ but I thought I’d do a course first’ I got laughed at and told ‘ you’ll be fine’.
slopes said:
White Stiletto said:
StuntmanMike said:
Watching World War Two in Colour.
Currently in Starlingrad.
I know you don't have too much time, but I can recommend Anthony Beevor's "Stalingrad". It's a big book but well worth the effort. Take it on holiday, it won't keep away the mosquitoes but will deter the beach/pool bores.Currently in Starlingrad.
ION: I had two Zoom meetings today, totaling 3 hours. I'm now on my third absinthe, to aid recovery from zoomonia.
Lady Slopes just shakes her head at me
Meanwhile, in the course of earning a crust a medium sized Warwickshire Spa town was visited this week whilst delivering a large quantity of Leicestershire's finest aggregates to Banbury by rail....
StuntmanMike said:
slopes said:
StuntmanMike said:
Got my first pupil Monday. Futtin stting it!
StuntLecturerBoy eh? It could be worse though, at least the company have not He will drive it back to Stoke, we will load it, go somewhere local and tip and reload it several times.
I have my dental appointment then, so I may go out with him Tuesday Wednesday and see how he gets on.
I’m like ‘ but I thought I’d do a course first’ I got laughed at and told ‘ you’ll be fine’.
at Scrump waiting for StuntgirleldestDaughter
People, I'm not a fan at the best of times, but I've just arrived home to find a white VW Polo parked across my drive, so I stop, look around and see some bloke working on next doors can but he's ignoring me, so I park up the road a bit and walk back, at which point he finally looks at me, "any idea who's this is?" I ask, "oh yeah, it's mine, do you want me to move it?" "It's probably better than me pushing it out of the way!" Was my response, he just sort of stood there looking blank,, "yes, please" I clarified, "oh, right, I'll pull forward and let you park then just pull it back, ok?"
I'm stood there thinking, no it's not fking ok you fking halfwit, but I remembered my promise to Mrs Bobbers to play nicely with retarded people, "yeah that's fine, but my wife will be home around 5pm, so it had best be gone, she's not as pleasant as me!!", this was again met with a blank look, be careful out there, these fkwits walk among us!!!!
I'm stood there thinking, no it's not fking ok you fking halfwit, but I remembered my promise to Mrs Bobbers to play nicely with retarded people, "yeah that's fine, but my wife will be home around 5pm, so it had best be gone, she's not as pleasant as me!!", this was again met with a blank look, be careful out there, these fkwits walk among us!!!!
Bobberoo99 said:
People, I'm not a fan at the best of times, but I've just arrived home to find a white VW Polo parked across my drive, so I stop, look around and see some bloke working on next doors can but he's ignoring me, so I park up the road a bit and walk back, at which point he finally looks at me, "any idea who's this is?" I ask, "oh yeah, it's mine, do you want me to move it?" "It's probably better than me pushing it out of the way!" Was my response, he just sort of stood there looking blank,, "yes, please" I clarified, "oh, right, I'll pull forward and let you park then just pull it back, ok?"
I'm stood there thinking, no it's not fking ok you fking halfwit, but I remembered my promise to Mrs Bobbers to play nicely with retarded people, "yeah that's fine, but my wife will be home around 5pm, so it had best be gone, she's not as pleasant as me!!", this was again met with a blank look, be careful out there, these fkwits walk among us!!!!
He'd have been told, move your car...NOW!I'm stood there thinking, no it's not fking ok you fking halfwit, but I remembered my promise to Mrs Bobbers to play nicely with retarded people, "yeah that's fine, but my wife will be home around 5pm, so it had best be gone, she's not as pleasant as me!!", this was again met with a blank look, be careful out there, these fkwits walk among us!!!!
Or i move it for you, i've got some tow ropes somewhere, i'll leave it up the road for you, alright? Can't guarantee there wont be any damage though, is that okay?
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