Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 36
Discussion
Bobberoo99 said:
People, I'm not a fan at the best of times, but I've just arrived home to find a white VW Polo parked across my drive, so I stop, look around and see some bloke working on next doors can but he's ignoring me, so I park up the road a bit and walk back, at which point he finally looks at me, "any idea who's this is?" I ask, "oh yeah, it's mine, do you want me to move it?" "It's probably better than me pushing it out of the way!" Was my response, he just sort of stood there looking blank,, "yes, please" I clarified, "oh, right, I'll pull forward and let you park then just pull it back, ok?"
I'm stood there thinking, no it's not f
king ok you fking halfwit, but I remembered my promise to Mrs Bobbers to play nicely with retarded people, "yeah that's fine, but my wife will be home around 5pm, so it had best be gone, she's not as pleasant as me!!", this was again met with a blank look, be careful out there, these fkwits walk among us!!!!
I would have just parked right up against the rear end of his Polio so he couldn't possibly open the rear hatch. And then rammed something up his own back doors if he didn't shift it out of the way sharpish. I'm stood there thinking, no it's not f
king ok you fking halfwit, but I remembered my promise to Mrs Bobbers to play nicely with retarded people, "yeah that's fine, but my wife will be home around 5pm, so it had best be gone, she's not as pleasant as me!!", this was again met with a blank look, be careful out there, these fkwits walk among us!!!!
The scary thing is that somebody has let that spanner loose with a spanner!
ApOrbital said:
glenrobbo said:
ApOrbital said:
Good morning all 
i is back from hell they chucked me out 
Welcome back, ApO. i is back from hell they chucked me out 
Was it an attack of the dreaded Covid lurgy?
Or just Milton Keynes?
anyone seen my horse 
Well done for beating it off, ApO
And well done for pulling through.
I'll put you on the Survivors List with slopes.
You hadn't been snogging him a few days prior to contracting it, had you? Scrump said:
Magooagain said:
11,0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000003 posts!
Well done StunttiledfloorMike!
Eleventy billionty posts Well done StunttiledfloorMike!
Well done, S&M!
/ Looks around hopefully...
Is there any cake?
( I've gone off fish finger sandwiches lately
) 
glenrobbo said:
ApOrbital said:
glenrobbo said:
ApOrbital said:
Good morning all i is back from hell they chucked me out
Welcome back, ApO. i is back from hell they chucked me out Was it an attack of the dreaded Covid lurgy?
Or just Milton Keynes?
anyone seen my horse Well done for beating it off, ApO
And well done for pulling through.
I'll put you on the Survivors List with slopes.
You hadn't been snogging him a few days prior to contracting it, had you? 
glenrobbo said:
slopes said:
Sorry slopes, but it doesn't matter, we are a pretty broadminded bunch in here.
Your secret is quite safe, it's only available to anyone who feels like looking on here, and that can only be a scant few...
slopes said:
glenrobbo said:
slopes said:
Sorry slopes, but it doesn't matter, we are a pretty broadminded bunch in here.
Your secret is quite safe, it's only available to anyone who feels like looking on here, and that can only be a scant few...
Sorry again.
Magooagain said:
I got cake! Loads a cake! And chocolate! Loads of that. And Calvados! A new bottle!
How weird, you used to live near Ware from where Lady Slopes comes but today is also her birthday.She has had lots of cards and flowers, this means she is a happy bunny which means i am safe from a b
king today 
slopes said:
Magooagain said:
I got cake! Loads a cake! And chocolate! Loads of that. And Calvados! A new bottle!
How weird, you used to live near Ware from where Lady Slopes comes but today is also her birthday.She has had lots of cards and flowers, this means she is a happy bunny which means i am safe from a b
king today 
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