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[Chlamydia]

HereBeMonsters said:

Chlamydia said:

HereBeMonsters said:

Southampton. At least it's not Portsmouth.

Portsmouth. Close enough to Southampton to smell it.

Sorry, that "weird" smell is called soap. We use it to clean stuff. Perhaps one day we'll send some over to you.

Got to admit I laughed at that.

[Jonboy_t]

Originally:

Burnley - 50 के बाद से बहुसांस्कृतिक

Now:

Southampton - nicer than Pompey, but so is Burnley.

[Chicken]

Most depressing component of my address is the SO postcode. As far as I'm concerned, we are part of Fareham, which makes us more Pompey than So'ton.
However, most of the neighbours refer to us as Southampton

[Zwolf]

Mobile Chicane said:

Dorking - full of weirdos.

true! Not quite full though, plenty of room for more.

Bracknell: Fujitsu, Waitrose, BMW or on the dole?

[MikeOxlong]

Lincoln or rather Lincolnshire. We bombed the ste out of ze Germans.

[Gaspode]

Chicken said:

Most depressing component of my address is the SO postcode. As far as I'm concerned, we are part of Fareham, which makes us more Pompey than So'ton.
However, most of the neighbours refer to us as Southampton

In the early 1960's we lived in a little village called Titchfield Common, between Fareham and Warsash. I'd never been back until a year or two ago, when I was early for an appointment in Portsmouth, so I drove by to see what it's like now. I got completely lost in a flippin' ginormous housing estate that seems to fill the entire space from Fareham right through to the Hamble.

"Titchfield Common - This used to be all fields, you know"

[djc206]

Gaspode said:

In the early 1960's we lived in a little village called Titchfield Common, between Fareham and Warsash. I'd never been back until a year or two ago, when I was early for an appointment in Portsmouth, so I drove by to see what it's like now. I got completely lost in a flippin' ginormous housing estate that seems to fill the entire space from Fareham right through to the Hamble.

"Titchfield Common - This used to be all fields, you know"

I lived there for a year and a half. Depressing place, literally nothing to do, cheap place to rent though.

[stiglet]

Aberdeen - Omertà

Apparently........though nobody will talk about it

Edited by stiglet on Sunday 31st August 18:17

[Chicken]

Gaspode said:

In the early 1960's we lived in a little village called Titchfield Common, between Fareham and Warsash. I'd never been back until a year or two ago, when I was early for an appointment in Portsmouth, so I drove by to see what it's like now. I got completely lost in a flippin' ginormous housing estate that seems to fill the entire space from Fareham right through to the Hamble.

"Titchfield Common - This used to be all fields, you know"

Unfortunately, all the small villages between Fareham and Southampton have expanded so much that the boundaries are blurred. I do know Titchfield Common well though, as I used to live there. Lots of 'settled' travelling folk round there...

[ColinM50]

Shorpe.

The clue's there somewhere.If you're bright enough to find it, you don't live there

Or if we're drifting to funny town names, there's;

co.uk/news/weird-news/weve-fg-had-enough--fed-up-797502

[TinyCappo]

HereBeMonsters said:

Chlamydia said:

HereBeMonsters said:

Southampton. At least it's not Portsmouth.

Portsmouth. Close enough to Southampton to smell it.

Sorry, that "weird" smell is called soap. We use it to clean stuff. Perhaps one day we'll send some over to you.

Gosport - fk you both! - Grew up there when it was still all Navy. Great then Utterly st now....

[Chlamydia]

TinyCappo said:

HereBeMonsters said:

Chlamydia said:

HereBeMonsters said:

Southampton. At least it's not Portsmouth.

Portsmouth. Close enough to Southampton to smell it.

Sorry, that "weird" smell is called soap. We use it to clean stuff. Perhaps one day we'll send some over to you.

Gosport - fk you both! - Grew up there when it was still all Navy. Great then Utterly st now....

I went to school in Bridgemary, the one time second worst school in the UK. I can't imagine it's improved much

[HereBeMonsters]

swerni said:

Bracknell -where's the point?

It's by the retail park as you come in from the A329M. It's the big building with the cinema and bowling and stuff, you can't miss it.

[TinyCappo]

Chlamydia said:

TinyCappo said:

HereBeMonsters said:

Chlamydia said:

HereBeMonsters said:

Southampton. At least it's not Portsmouth.

Portsmouth. Close enough to Southampton to smell it.

Sorry, that "weird" smell is called soap. We use it to clean stuff. Perhaps one day we'll send some over to you.

Gosport - fk you both! - Grew up there when it was still all Navy. Great then Utterly st now....

I went to school in Bridgemary, the one time second worst school in the UK. I can't imagine it's improved much

I always thought Bridgemary was Rowner? and Gosport officially started at Fort Brockhurst.

Id rather live in Basingstoke than Rowner.

[Chlamydia]

TinyCappo said:

I always thought Bridgemary was Rowner? and Gosport officially started at Fort Brockhurst.

Id rather live in Basingstoke than Rowner.

Rowner has a Gosport address, but Bridgemary is between Rowner and Fareham but try telling people from Fareham it's anything to do with them and they'll release the hounds .

I'd rather live in North Korea than Bridgemary, hence why I left 30 years ago

[gtidriver]

Manston, where we use to have an airport till some bh closed it.

[leggly]

Gloucester: Gimme six......
Webbed feet and a crossbow is the dress code here.

[mattdaniels]

Mobile Chicane said:

Dorking - full of weirdos.

I always thought Dorking was the adjective describing what you do there when you visit.

[ApOrbital]

Pacific ocean bit like the atlantic ocean but more chilled out.

[Bigbudders]

Telford- Vauxhall mecca