My Wife is annoyed at me because...
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Pothole said:
ThunderSpook said:
RC1807 said:
She wasn't more concerned you're cooking chicken from frozen?
That why my first thought, you trying to kill her off?Edited by Pothole on Saturday 14th November 12:30
Edited to add the kitchen was like this when we moved in
Edited by Brother D on Sunday 15th November 07:05
A Christmas tree (artificial) brochure came through the post . My wife was keen to buy one, quite a few hundred pounds.
I told her that I’d seen a news report, the warehouse had burnt down. Was a real blow in the run up to Christmas.
A couple of days later, after not finding the report, I had to fess up.
The trees on the way ..
I told her that I’d seen a news report, the warehouse had burnt down. Was a real blow in the run up to Christmas.
A couple of days later, after not finding the report, I had to fess up.
The trees on the way ..
Trophy Husband said:
Starfighter said:
It used to be a regular feature of the fountain in the main square in York when it was fist installed drop a bottle of Fairy in and watch the fun from a coffee shop.
Same in Conwy in the square. I still find it funny!Brother D said:
She gave up trying to convinvce me that frozen chicken vs defrosted would damage a steel pan. So I now have a 'copper' pan. (Which I have to admit is actually pretty decent. But still lost on what food types are acceptable to cook in the Cast iron/Blue Steel/Stainless Steel and now 'copper' pans we have. (excuse he weird fish-eye camera shot).
Edited to add the kitchen was like this when we moved in
You posted at 6.58, edited at 7.05 yet your hob clock shows 12.50; how do you account for the time difference Brother D? Do you have any witnesses that can corroborate your whereabouts during the ‘missing’ hours? More than a little suspiciousEdited to add the kitchen was like this when we moved in
Edited by Brother D on Sunday 15th November 07:05
She’s annoyed today as apparently she couldn’t get back to sleep after waking up and finding me snoring last night.
However, what’s she’s annoyed at is that after digging me in the ribs to stop my snoring it’s alleged that I simply rolled over and laughed at her, then carried on snoring.
Clearly my fault!
However, what’s she’s annoyed at is that after digging me in the ribs to stop my snoring it’s alleged that I simply rolled over and laughed at her, then carried on snoring.
Clearly my fault!
Went to get my second jab. I was out about an hour and a half.
My daughter (3) watched a film. My wife did cross stitch. They nailed at least one party pack of crisps between them.
I said I would mow the lawn. Apparently this was selfish as my wife has effectively been 'a single mum all morning'...
My daughter (3) watched a film. My wife did cross stitch. They nailed at least one party pack of crisps between them.
I said I would mow the lawn. Apparently this was selfish as my wife has effectively been 'a single mum all morning'...
CubanPete said:
Went to get my second jab. I was out about an hour and a half.
My daughter (3) watched a film. My wife did cross stitch. They nailed at least one party pack of crisps between them.
I said I would mow the lawn. Apparently this was selfish as my wife has effectively been 'a single mum all morning'...
A cutting comment.My daughter (3) watched a film. My wife did cross stitch. They nailed at least one party pack of crisps between them.
I said I would mow the lawn. Apparently this was selfish as my wife has effectively been 'a single mum all morning'...
My wife was going on a hen party and asked me to make a large rice krispie cake in the shape of a cock.
I duly did do and was then shouted at because it was far too vulgar and not "comedic" enough.. I thought it was hilarious - which apparently made her more angry.
She forced me to remake it into a "comedy" one...
No pleasing some folk
I duly did do and was then shouted at because it was far too vulgar and not "comedic" enough.. I thought it was hilarious - which apparently made her more angry.
She forced me to remake it into a "comedy" one...
No pleasing some folk
Ambleton said:
My wife was going on a hen party and asked me to make a large rice krispie cake in the shape of a cock.
I duly did do and was then shouted at because it was far too vulgar and not "comedic" enough.. I thought it was hilarious - which apparently made her more angry.
She forced me to remake it into a "comedy" one...
No pleasing some folk
How on Earth do you make a rice-crispy cock comedic instead of vulgar?I duly did do and was then shouted at because it was far too vulgar and not "comedic" enough.. I thought it was hilarious - which apparently made her more angry.
She forced me to remake it into a "comedy" one...
No pleasing some folk
MiniMan64 said:
Ambleton said:
My wife was going on a hen party and asked me to make a large rice krispie cake in the shape of a cock.
I duly did do and was then shouted at because it was far too vulgar and not "comedic" enough.. I thought it was hilarious - which apparently made her more angry.
She forced me to remake it into a "comedy" one...
No pleasing some folk
How on Earth do you make a rice-crispy cock comedic instead of vulgar?I duly did do and was then shouted at because it was far too vulgar and not "comedic" enough.. I thought it was hilarious - which apparently made her more angry.
She forced me to remake it into a "comedy" one...
No pleasing some folk
This was the second one:
Once I'd mixed up some flesh coloured and pink chocolate it looked like this...
MiniMan64 said:
Ambleton said:
My wife was going on a hen party and asked me to make a large rice krispie cake in the shape of a cock.
I duly did do and was then shouted at because it was far too vulgar and not "comedic" enough.. I thought it was hilarious - which apparently made her more angry.
She forced me to remake it into a "comedy" one...
No pleasing some folk
How on Earth do you make a rice-crispy cock comedic instead of vulgar?I duly did do and was then shouted at because it was far too vulgar and not "comedic" enough.. I thought it was hilarious - which apparently made her more angry.
She forced me to remake it into a "comedy" one...
No pleasing some folk
Pissing myself here as is my good lady!
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