Celebrity Urban Legends

[lawrence567]

Would'nt be C.Jackson & M.Foster would it? Lol

[Hoppy2008]

lawrence567 said:

strictly come gay bashing?
I thought it was that bloke!

Im struggling on this one. help me out?

[shirt]

had to google it, got the name but still no idea who he is.


christ, i'll be buying heat magazine on the way home at this rate!

[sevros1981]

lawrence567 said:

sevros1981 said:

lawrence567 said:

Slikk said:

lawrence567 said:

Stewart Downings missus was sucking who off?

See this stick?



You've got the wrong end of it

Edited by Slikk on Friday 14th November 14:09

Set me straight then !

Peter Crouch's bird sucked off Frank Lampard.

Lol cheers!

No worries. I'm guessing that this "The footballer who used to show the video of him taking his famous blonde ex girlfriend up the garden path on the team coach on the way to games until she got a injunction to make him destroy the tape. Which was odd considering her record with footballers...." is Les Ferdinand and Dani Behr.

Oh, and by the way - not sure if people know about it on here yet, but Andrew Sach's daughter does porn. There's a video doing the rounds at the moment of her getting a-strap-on-humped by the dominatrix that got caught with Max Moseley.

edited for moronic spelling

Edited by sevros1981 on Friday 14th November 15:05

[lawrence567]

sevros1981 said:

lawrence567 said:

sevros1981 said:

lawrence567 said:

Slikk said:

lawrence567 said:

Stewart Downings missus was sucking who off?

See this stick?



You've got the wrong end of it

Edited by Slikk on Friday 14th November 14:09

Set me straight then !

Yeah she's some sort of dominatrix slut, but did'nt want her grandad to know.
Should'nt of done the kiss & tel the day after really!

Peter Crouch's bird sucked off Frank Lampard.

Lol cheers!

No worries. I'm guessing that this "The footballer who used to show the video of him taking his famous blonde ex girlfriend up the garden path on the team coach on the way to games until she got a injunction to make him destroy the tape. Which was odd considering her record with footballers...." is Les Ferdinand and Dani Behr.

Oh, and by the way - not sure if people know about it on here yet, but Andrew Sach's daughter does porn. There's a video doing the rounds at the moment of her getting a-strap-on-humped by the Domniatrix that got caught with Max Moseley.

[lawrence567]

I doubt anyone on here cares as he's a bit of a c0ck but there was a video going round on the internet of 50 cent snorting coke off a table backstage!

[TEKNOPUG]

Whatever happened to Ms.Behr?

[lawrence567]

& a certain BBC football tv presenters brother is a bit of a drugs fiend & has shed loads of girls spending his cash on drugs for themselves!

Edited by lawrence567 on Friday 14th November 15:10

[shirt]

TEKNOPUG said:

Whatever happened to Ms.Behr?

making a desperate atempt at comeback via i'm a 'celebrity'.

[haggy]

TEKNOPUG said:

haggy said:

Hoppy2008 said:

haggy said:

TEKNOPUG said:

schmalex said:

TEKNOPUG said:

schmalex said:

haggy said:

schmalex said:

My father chartered his boat to a very well known footballer for a party on the Solent a few years ago. Said footballer turned up with a huge entourage of people (expected) and a number of obviously very expensive ladies of night. The party turned into a coke fuelled bumming fest that pretty much destroyed his boat & we had to do some very quick talking when the coastguard turned up, as one of them thought it would be funny to put a mayday out over the VHF as they needed more coke

Saints or pompey?

He doesn't play in this country anymore

Does he play in Itlay?

I think so (I don't follow football!!).

Unless you are Ghanian or follow Inter Milan, he probably won't mean anything to most people.....

I'v got a good one on a saints player that got done for drink driving, but was'nt actually driving - he took the rap for an up and coming england star at the time......;)

Small Cot ???

No, he's at a london club though

Did someone Bale him out?

Haha! no, but i was in yates once and he was in there with his mum and dad.
His mum then shouted across the bar "would you like another coke gareth" like he was just a child!

[TEKNOPUG]

lawrence567 said:

& a certain BBC football tv presenter is a bit of a drugs fiend & has shed loads of girls spending his cash on drugs for themselves!

Adrian Chiles???

[Roo.]

TEKNOPUG said:

Whatever happened to Ms.Behr?

She's in I'm a celebrity.

[Slikk]

TEKNOPUG said:

Whatever happened to Ms.Behr?

I'm a Celebrity this weekend as it happens!

Edited 'cos i'm too sloooow

Edited by Slikk on Friday 14th November 15:11

[TEKNOPUG]

haggy said:

TEKNOPUG said:

haggy said:

Hoppy2008 said:

haggy said:

TEKNOPUG said:

schmalex said:

TEKNOPUG said:

schmalex said:

haggy said:

schmalex said:

My father chartered his boat to a very well known footballer for a party on the Solent a few years ago. Said footballer turned up with a huge entourage of people (expected) and a number of obviously very expensive ladies of night. The party turned into a coke fuelled bumming fest that pretty much destroyed his boat & we had to do some very quick talking when the coastguard turned up, as one of them thought it would be funny to put a mayday out over the VHF as they needed more coke

Saints or pompey?

He doesn't play in this country anymore

Does he play in Itlay?

I think so (I don't follow football!!).

Unless you are Ghanian or follow Inter Milan, he probably won't mean anything to most people.....

I'v got a good one on a saints player that got done for drink driving, but was'nt actually driving - he took the rap for an up and coming england star at the time......;)

Small Cot ???

No, he's at a london club though

Did someone Bale him out?

Haha! no, but i was in yates once and he was in there with his mum and dad.
His mum then shouted across the bar "would you like another coke gareth" like he was just a child!

TBF - he's only 19 now though!

Perhaps the identity of the player will soon be laid Baird....... ?

[lawrence567]

TEKNOPUG said:

lawrence567 said:

& a certain BBC football tv presenter is a bit of a drugs fiend & has shed loads of girls spending his cash on drugs for themselves!

Adrian Chiles???

Sorry just edited it to say fotball tv presenters brother, but no not adrian chiles

[haggy]

TEKNOPUG said:

haggy said:

TEKNOPUG said:

haggy said:

Hoppy2008 said:

haggy said:

TEKNOPUG said:

schmalex said:

TEKNOPUG said:

schmalex said:

haggy said:

schmalex said:

My father chartered his boat to a very well known footballer for a party on the Solent a few years ago. Said footballer turned up with a huge entourage of people (expected) and a number of obviously very expensive ladies of night. The party turned into a coke fuelled bumming fest that pretty much destroyed his boat & we had to do some very quick talking when the coastguard turned up, as one of them thought it would be funny to put a mayday out over the VHF as they needed more coke

Saints or pompey?

He doesn't play in this country anymore

Does he play in Itlay?

I think so (I don't follow football!!).

Unless you are Ghanian or follow Inter Milan, he probably won't mean anything to most people.....

I'v got a good one on a saints player that got done for drink driving, but was'nt actually driving - he took the rap for an up and coming england star at the time......;)

Small Cot ???

No, he's at a london club though

Did someone Bale him out?

Haha! no, but i was in yates once and he was in there with his mum and dad.
His mum then shouted across the bar "would you like another coke gareth" like he was just a child!

TBF - he's only 19 now though!

Perhaps the identity of the player will soon be laid Baird....... ?

Still wrong! chris baird did live next door to me up until recently though!.

Ok....here's a clue, he shares his last name with the ground of the club he plays for...............

[TEKNOPUG]

Hold on - are we trying to guess the player that got done for DD or the player that he took the wrap for???

[sevros1981]

sulley muntari?

[f13ldy]

A bridge to far...

Who took the rap for him?

[sevros1981]

FFS wayne bridge.