Manly scars and wounds
Discussion
I had one I hoped would turn out all manly and cool. I had a big cut and burn down my right cheek from the bottom of my ear to just before the corner of my mouth from falling down the stairs when I was pissed but It it's healed over into a pink line that looks like lipstick with a deeper cut through it. 
Edited by JamesM on Saturday 25th July 14:39
Oakey said:
A friend of my fathers beats you all hands down I suspect.
Fairly well off bloke, moved to LA, opened a nightclub and met a girl. Said girl had a psycho ex boyfriend. One day he turns up at their house. With an axe. Then proceeds to bury said axe into my fathers friends skull. Amazingly he lived.
Useless story without pics...Fairly well off bloke, moved to LA, opened a nightclub and met a girl. Said girl had a psycho ex boyfriend. One day he turns up at their house. With an axe. Then proceeds to bury said axe into my fathers friends skull. Amazingly he lived.
I have a wound on my left cheek where I was stabbed in the face. I would like to lie and tell you I recieved the wound whilst diving in to save some women and children but I'll be honest; I tripped over a drawer on the floor (which was being sorted through) when I was little whilst holding a steak knife. The reason I tripped was because I was walking backwards whilst wielding the knife and threatening to attack my Mother (psycho child) for some reason or another.
I'd like to add that I would never harm my Mother, I was just a little annoyed.
Clearly there are no photos, I think my Mam was thinking more about my cheek than "Oh look, what a great photograph this will make".
Nolar Dog, your story is disturbing (to look at), painful and yet intriguing.
I'd like to add that I would never harm my Mother, I was just a little annoyed.
Clearly there are no photos, I think my Mam was thinking more about my cheek than "Oh look, what a great photograph this will make".
Nolar Dog, your story is disturbing (to look at), painful and yet intriguing.
Lil' Joe said:
Timmy, yes mate mine was from a shoulder injury (I started the thread, pics on page one!).
By the way, I was given the all clear by the doctor today to live a normal life. My operation was a complete success, as was the physio and so it's back to the gym!
Pah, call that a shoulder injury...By the way, I was given the all clear by the doctor today to live a normal life. My operation was a complete success, as was the physio and so it's back to the gym!
Get hit with tennis racquet... causes abnormal bone growth... needs removing.
What was removed...
AB said:
Lil' Joe said:
Timmy, yes mate mine was from a shoulder injury (I started the thread, pics on page one!).
By the way, I was given the all clear by the doctor today to live a normal life. My operation was a complete success, as was the physio and so it's back to the gym!
Pah, call that a shoulder injury...By the way, I was given the all clear by the doctor today to live a normal life. My operation was a complete success, as was the physio and so it's back to the gym!
Get hit with tennis racquet... causes abnormal bone growth... needs removing.
What was removed...
AbarthChris said:
Dupont666 said:
Go on... I will bite, WTF happened to you?
Mountain bike accident in wales, I came off on a boardwalk section. Hit the board with my face and snapped a 4inch thick plank in two! also split the chicken wire which is what did the damage. I was winched off the mountain to hospital. that was quite cool 
Circa 45 stitches later and i was back together! Edited by AbarthChris on Monday 1st June 19:52
ihatesissycars said:
AbarthChris said:
Dupont666 said:
Go on... I will bite, WTF happened to you?
Mountain bike accident in wales, I came off on a boardwalk section. Hit the board with my face and snapped a 4inch thick plank in two! also split the chicken wire which is what did the damage. I was winched off the mountain to hospital. that was quite cool Circa 45 stitches later and i was back together! Edited by AbarthChris on Monday 1st June 19:52
ihatesissycars said:
Balls. I'm going there again early september, you've put me off!
Dont be, I made a mistake and paid the price! nowt wrong with the trail, in fact ive ridden it since and am going to do the Kona Mash Up in December.Just dont try and break the boarding with your face. It hurts a tad!
monthefish said:
AB said:
Lil' Joe said:
Timmy, yes mate mine was from a shoulder injury (I started the thread, pics on page one!).
By the way, I was given the all clear by the doctor today to live a normal life. My operation was a complete success, as was the physio and so it's back to the gym!
Pah, call that a shoulder injury...By the way, I was given the all clear by the doctor today to live a normal life. My operation was a complete success, as was the physio and so it's back to the gym!
Get hit with tennis racquet... causes abnormal bone growth... needs removing.
What was removed...
thats put me off pork stir fry for ever 
How big did you let the lump get before you went to doctor?
Some muppet turned across my motorcycle in his car, broke 3 ribs which pierced and collapsed lung, head injury and compound fracture of right femur, now like wolverine i'm improved with metal
junk blacked out due to small size
How big did you let the lump get before you went to doctor?
Some muppet turned across my motorcycle in his car, broke 3 ribs which pierced and collapsed lung, head injury and compound fracture of right femur, now like wolverine i'm improved with metal
junk blacked out due to small size
And there i was thinking i had some good ones, especially from where they removed my adrenal glands, or the one where they removed a tumour from my pituitary gland. Or failing that, the one i got from the head of a rusty nail in my fence yesterday, which resulted in one tetanus jab, and half a doxzen stitches to close the wound, but after seeing those last picks about a bone growth removal, mine are just little scratches in comparison!!!
My right eye.
I had pioneering surgery in the late Eighties to remove a Congenital Cataract (I was 10 years old and nearly blind in that eye) which involved taking the old lens out and replacing it with an artificial implant. Fast forward 7 years and complications meant that most of my pupil had been cut out and was now a jagged mess of scar tissue that won't dilate, the lens implant is not in the correct place, I have 5 buckles keeping my torn and detached retna attached to the back of my eye and I have a stent in the top of my eye where it collapsed.
Unsuprisingly, I left the Cataract alone in my left eye until 2004. Fortunately, advances in the procedure meant that it was far less invasive and was a total sucess (touch wood).
I had pioneering surgery in the late Eighties to remove a Congenital Cataract (I was 10 years old and nearly blind in that eye) which involved taking the old lens out and replacing it with an artificial implant. Fast forward 7 years and complications meant that most of my pupil had been cut out and was now a jagged mess of scar tissue that won't dilate, the lens implant is not in the correct place, I have 5 buckles keeping my torn and detached retna attached to the back of my eye and I have a stent in the top of my eye where it collapsed.
Unsuprisingly, I left the Cataract alone in my left eye until 2004. Fortunately, advances in the procedure meant that it was far less invasive and was a total sucess (touch wood).
Edited by The Dirty Bubble on Thursday 20th August 17:24
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