Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 37

[Bobberoo]

T6 vanman said:

glenrobbo said:

That's an easy one, Beetroot Bonce:

Good luck.

Hi Glen,

I've shown Mrs T6 your comment ....

We had an adult conversation about the naming of the new chariot, my suggestion being "the blue car" or "the Mercedes"

Mrs T6 is currently on the phone to her girly friends .... and to quote
"Oh he's been out all day collecting the midlife-crisis-mobile" "oh and he had the roof down all the way home ... he's now got a beetroot bonce"

One for the 'she doesn't love me thread'??

*sounds of impatient foot tapping*
We're still waiting for topless pictures......

[T6 vanman]

Bobberoo said:

Oh come now, you can't tease us with thoughts of toplessness and not share pictures!!!

One picture as requested - I may have been wearing sunglasses

[slopes]

pequod said:

slopes said:

It's called " some complete spasmoid tries to be clever and clean his towball with spray that had alcymahol in it, hoping it would flash off"
It didnt and promptly contaminated said towball with oil
This made it produce the most god awfull racket when attached to the car
This made a certain person start questioning the integrity of the locking mechanism and despite the spasmoid jumping up and down on the hitch, still wasn't happy.
Spasmoid was

So there i was cleaning the futtin thing with brake and clutch cleaner and varying shades of glass paper in the hope if removing said contaminant for the trip home.
If not it needs new friction pads.

Why didnt you take them out you spasmoidSlopes and clean them off the van?

Because i can't get the futtin things out that's futtin why and yes, i do know how to remove the futting things

Not sure you're completely suited to the traveller lifestyle, Slopes old chap.

Have you concindered/conscindered/considered a tent? Or a foreign holiday...

IOTN: All fishy norf of the IOW are now considered to be bouillabaisse ingreedyents, according to local lore/law/Lew down the pub, so I'm advised?

Good evening!

Edited by pequod on Monday 19th July 18:42

Well if somebody actually helped, instead of sitting on her fat arse there either on the phone to her gobste eldest daughter or huffing under her breath, then maybe....just maybe....things might have gone different.
And if she sits there doing fk all tomorrow or gives me no assistance like when we were leaving, i will be telling her that either she pitches in or she does it all herself the next time and dont look to me as i will be on the phone to whoknowswho.

I suspect we will have "a chat" about this at some point

[hammo19]

Bobberoo said:

Excellent, do you own/run/manage the museum?? Off to Google to look you up!!!

Run by volunteers. I’m a volunteer so I do manning when the museum is open and restoration work when I have 5 mins spare

[pequod]

slopes said:

pequod said:

slopes said:

It's called " some complete spasmoid tries to be clever and clean his towball with spray that had alcymahol in it, hoping it would flash off"
It didnt and promptly contaminated said towball with oil
This made it produce the most god awfull racket when attached to the car
This made a certain person start questioning the integrity of the locking mechanism and despite the spasmoid jumping up and down on the hitch, still wasn't happy.
Spasmoid was

So there i was cleaning the futtin thing with brake and clutch cleaner and varying shades of glass paper in the hope if removing said contaminant for the trip home.
If not it needs new friction pads.

Why didnt you take them out you spasmoidSlopes and clean them off the van?

Because i can't get the futtin things out that's futtin why and yes, i do know how to remove the futting things

Not sure you're completely suited to the traveller lifestyle, Slopes old chap.

Have you concindered/conscindered/considered a tent? Or a foreign holiday...

IOTN: All fishy norf of the IOW are now considered to be bouillabaisse ingreedyents, according to local lore/law/Lew down the pub, so I'm advised?

Good evening!

Edited by pequod on Monday 19th July 18:42

Well if somebody actually helped, instead of sitting on her fat arse there either on the phone to her gobste eldest daughter or huffing under her breath, then maybe....just maybe....things might have gone different.
And if she sits there doing fk all tomorrow or gives me no assistance like when we were leaving, i will be telling her that either she pitches in or she does it all herself the next time and dont look to me as i will be on the phone to whoknowswho.

I suspect we will have "a chat" about this at some point

Separate holidays is the answer before you loose all faith in wedded bliss, I would recommend?

Do you have a seaman ticket?

[hammo19]

I met Tom O’Conner on a cruise once nice chap, RIP

[Magooagain]

T6 vanman said:

Bobberoo said:

Oh come now, you can't tease us with thoughts of toplessness and not share pictures!!!

One picture as requested - I may have been wearing sunglasses

Jesus H titty Christ T6! You don't feck about when it comes to looking like a tomatoe!
You need a balaclava chap!

[Bobberoo]

T6 vanman said:

Bobberoo said:

Oh come now, you can't tease us with thoughts of toplessness and not share pictures!!!

One picture as requested - I may have been wearing sunglasses

Ooohhhhhh that's ver ver red!!!!!
Come on, admit it, you keep pressing a finger to it, and watching it go white then slowly red again?!?!

[pequod]

Magooagain said:

T6 vanman said:

Bobberoo said:

Oh come now, you can't tease us with thoughts of toplessness and not share pictures!!!

One picture as requested - I may have been wearing sunglasses

Jesus H titty Christ T6! You don't feck about when it comes to looking like a tomatoe!
You need a balaclava chap!

I have suggested this previously and we all know that glenners sports his ginger 'clava rreggulaarleee, and he nose stuff being ver' ver' old...

[T6 vanman]

pequod said:

Magooagain said:

T6 vanman said:

Bobberoo said:

Oh come now, you can't tease us with thoughts of toplessness and not share pictures!!!

One picture as requested - I may have been wearing sunglasses

Jesus H titty Christ T6! You don't feck about when it comes to looking like a tomatoe!
You need a balaclava chap!

I have suggested this previously and we all know that glenners sports his ginger 'clava rreggulaarleee, and he nose stuff being ver' ver' old...

So .... you're all recommending that I return all the important job paperwork in person rather than posting it back???

[Bobberoo]

My dear slopes, I fear that the sun may have boiled your brain a tad, now Dr Bobbers recommends sitting in a paddling pool full of iced water and slowly drinking at least four cold beers!!!

[Bobberoo]

T6 vanman said:

pequod said:

Magooagain said:

T6 vanman said:

Bobberoo said:

Oh come now, you can't tease us with thoughts of toplessness and not share pictures!!!

One picture as requested - I may have been wearing sunglasses

Jesus H titty Christ T6! You don't feck about when it comes to looking like a tomatoe!
You need a balaclava chap!

I have suggested this previously and we all know that glenners sports his ginger 'clava rreggulaarleee, and he nose stuff being ver' ver' old...

So .... you're all recommending that I return all the important job paperwork in person rather than posting it back???

Of course.............

[Bobberoo]

hammo19 said:

Bobberoo said:

Excellent, do you own/run/manage the museum?? Off to Google to look you up!!!

Run by volunteers. I’m a volunteer so I do manning when the museum is open and restoration work when I have 5 mins spare

That is fantastic, I went on Google and had a look, lovely little set up there, it must be fascinating volunteering there!!!

[hammo19]

Bobberoo said:

That is fantastic, I went on Google and had a look, lovely little set up there, it must be fascinating volunteering there!!!

Yep we have some great Cold War aircraft there. I am in the process of restoring an AA gun that was located at Scapa Flow and then the Thames. Next big job is paint the underside of the Vulcan, looking forward to that

[glenrobbo]

pequod said:

Magooagain said:

T6 vanman said:

Bobberoo said:

Oh come now, you can't tease us with thoughts of toplessness and not share pictures!!!

One picture as requested - I may have been wearing sunglasses

Jesus H titty Christ T6! You don't feck about when it comes to looking like a tomatoe!
You need a balaclava chap!

I have suggested this previously and we all know that glenners sports his ginger 'clava rreggulaarleee, and he nose stuff being ver' ver' old...

GORDON BENNETT!!!

You wanna be more carefuller, Mr Tomato Head/ Beetroot Bonce/ STOP light.

You could bring P5BNij's goods train to a compete stop for fear of a SPAD incident!

You might even have fried your Brian, so be on the lookout for symptoms of a stroke.
I had a stroke a while ago and she slapped me across the face.
I was only trying to be friendly.

Drink lots of water, stay hydrated and wear a damp pair of knickers on your head at all times until the burning subsides, then apply olive oil liberally, some tomato puree, mozzarella, and a few olives and some slices of pepperoni if desired.
Bake at 200°C/Gas Mark 6 for 10 minutes and enjoy.


And stay well away from Ilkely Moor in this weather.

[paua]

^^^ The damp, 2nd hand knickers can be bought from vending machines in Japan.

[glenrobbo]

During this unseasonably 'ot wevva:

Don't be a tt! Wear an 'at!

[glenrobbo]

hammo19 said:

Yep we have some great Cold War aircraft there. I am in the process of restoring an AA gun that was located at Scapa Flow and then the Thames. Next big job is paint the underside of the Vulcan, looking forward to that

A nice shade of pink would be different.

Or a psychedelic mural of flower power, paisley swirls and CND logos. :

PEACE, Brother.

[witteringon]

glenrobbo said:

Those were the days, Bobbers!
"This is the BBC Light Programme on 1500 metres long wave."
"Here is a new song from Joan Regan..."

You probably don't remember.

Anne Shelton
Eddie Calvert
Count Graf von Zeppelin and his Gasbags Basie and his Orchestra
Wayne King, your pianist...

Those were the days my friend....

Edited by glenrobbo on Monday 19th July 15:52

Not forgetting this favourite of the late Sir Terry:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpZpUqXq9W8&ab...

[glenrobbo]

paua said:

^^^ The damp, 2nd hand knickers can be bought from vending machines in Japan.

Yes, but it's a fair old way to go, even if the travel restrictions were lifted. And you need a bit of Yen for that sort of thing. ¥