Local Facebook groups

[loskie]

Can I pay extra for employed people. I have some colleagues.

[eldar]

At least the apostrophe is correct - at a push.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

eldar said:

At least the apostrophe is correct - at a push.

Unnecessary though.

[eldar]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

Unnecessary though.

Indeed, but in the right place, probably byaccident😇

[Mikebentley]

paulguitar said:

Crikey.

Someone should send this to Boris, it might bring COVID 19 to a quicker conclusion.

[guitarcarfanatic]

Another cracker...

[loskie]

[Daveb257]

If overcrowding is an issue, take the Kate & Gerry approach & just “lose” one

[ApOrbital]

Ouch

[anonymous-user]

Daveb257 said:

If overcrowding is an issue, take the Kate & Gerry approach & just “lose” one

Yep. Sedation, leave windows open, leave the building. Job done.

[Mikebentley]

Joseph Fritzl could probably design something stop the kids getting under your feet.

[Gareth1974]

[Evolved]

loskie said:

[DRFC1879]

Gareth1974 said:

How many grammatical errors can you fit on one st vase?

[Gary29]

Gareth1974 said:

I misread the word 'pick' at first glance.

[BckFlash]

Mikebentley said:

Joseph Fritzl could probably design something stop the kids getting under your feet.

Surely a Fritzl design would be encouraging them to be under your feet rather than stopping them from getting there?

[Daveb257]

All kicked off here last night, sadly no police helicopter action




And there’s obviously a feline offenders database

[eldar]

That is a panther.

[Daveb257]

eldar said:

That is a panther.

Nah it’s a V50, this is a Panther, can see the similarity though

[eldar]

Has the optional shrubbery fitted i see.