Kids with stupid names...

Kids with stupid names...

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DMN

3,002 posts

141 months

Friday 15th August 2014
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I have three nieces; Oestara, Willow and Persephone.

Willow is the only one I'm not going to laugh at when she's older.

Bullett

10,907 posts

186 months

Friday 15th August 2014
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Martin4x4 said:
There is one advantage to this approach; they should be able to get their real name for gmail etc.
Unlikely with Alyx - that a popular female character from the Half-Life games.

Gilhooligan

2,215 posts

146 months

Friday 15th August 2014
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My mum knows a woman who named her kids Claymore and Freedom.

Edited by Gilhooligan on Friday 15th August 17:53

Burnham

3,668 posts

261 months

Friday 15th August 2014
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Gilhooligan said:
My mum knows a woman who named her kids Claymore and Freedom.

Edited by Gilhooligan on Friday 15th August 17:53
My Grandads middle name was Freeman. True story.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

165 months

Friday 15th August 2014
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Burnham said:
My Grandads middle name was Freeman. True story.
I have a [deceased]uncle with the same.

Shaw Tarse

31,546 posts

205 months

Friday 15th August 2014
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Daston said:
Worst I have seen is Jase Cox
http://lcweb2.loc.gov/diglib/vhp/bib/50288

juliethotel

255 posts

151 months

Friday 15th August 2014
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TackleburyUk said:
One of my retared FB friends have a child called Tiger...
I have a mate who calls herself Tiger because her real name is Anita.
I quite like it, but that's probably because she's really tidy.

An old boss of mine was telling me how his nephew or some other relative had had a baby and called it:

Reggie-Bo. Wait for the surname, Scott-Hardon.

He is going to get destroyed at school. Poor little Reggie-Bo Scott-Hardon.



Crafty_

13,344 posts

202 months

Friday 15th August 2014
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DMN said:
I have three nieces; Oestara, Willow and Persephone.

Willow is the only one I'm not going to laugh at when she's older.
Persephone sounds like a brand name for the first non bakelite phones !
I googled it and she might be a bit scary when older:
Wikipedia said:
In Greek mythology, Persephone is the daughter of Zeus and the harvest goddess Demeter, and is the queen of the underworld. Homer describes her as the formidable, venerable majestic queen of the underworld, who carries into effect the curses of men upon the souls of the dead. Persephone was abducted by Hades, the god-king of the underworld. The myth of her abduction represents her function as the personification of vegetation, which shoots forth in spring and withdraws into the earth after harvest; hence, she is also associated with spring as well as the fertility of vegetation. Similar myths appear in the Orient, in the cults of male gods like Attis, Adonis and Osiris,[2] and in Minoan Crete.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persephone

A more "normal" version is Melinda. Either way, shes queen of the underworld so don't annoy her hehe

Oestara or Ostara is another name for Easter, but was also a German goddess. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%92ostre

So, unusual but they at least have some sort of history to them (Unlike Rooney/Moon Unit and whatever other rubbish people come up with).

I think that names from other ethnicities (sp?) are fine - Jamal/LaToyah/Trayvon or whatever are no different to James/Lucy/Trevor etc, its just we can be a little ignorant at times.

Edited by Crafty_ on Friday 15th August 20:17

Randy Winkman

16,534 posts

191 months

Friday 15th August 2014
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juliethotel said:
TackleburyUk said:
One of my retared FB friends have a child called Tiger...
I have a mate who calls herself Tiger because her real name is Anita.
I think that Tiger is a flipping great name, male or female.

DrDoofenshmirtz

15,358 posts

202 months

Friday 15th August 2014
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Latest on my Facebook feed is a newborn baby boy, called 'Blu'.
The usual raft of Facebook 'Awwww, congrats' type replies, and not one person questioning the stupid name. So tempting to chip in, but I'll get lambasted by the council house chav brigade for sure.

OllieC

3,816 posts

216 months

Friday 15th August 2014
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DrDoofenshmirtz said:
Latest on my Facebook feed is a newborn baby boy, called 'Blu'.
The usual raft of Facebook 'Awwww, congrats' type replies, and not one person questioning the stupid name. So tempting to chip in, but I'll get lambasted by the council house chav brigade for sure.

wildone63

995 posts

213 months

Friday 15th August 2014
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That kid who was killed by a polar bear while on a school trip in the artic - Horatio laugh

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

165 months

Friday 15th August 2014
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wildone63 said:
That kid who was killed by a polar bear while on a school trip in the artic - Horatio laugh
Kids and polar bears in the back of trucks,not a good idea.

At least Horatio is a proper name ,unlike La-a above.

CSI Miami fan ?

MikeOxlong

3,114 posts

191 months

Friday 15th August 2014
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I know someone who called their boy Mclaren. They just really love F1. Let's hope Jr does too.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

165 months

Friday 15th August 2014
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MikeOxlong said:
I know someone who called their boy Mclaren. They just really love F1. Let's hope Jr does too.
James Allen,F1 commentator named his boy Enzo,I believe.

anonymous-user

56 months

Friday 15th August 2014
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Baby.

Yes that is right, I know of someone who called their little girl 'Baby'.

Unreal!

digger the goat

2,820 posts

147 months

Friday 15th August 2014
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wildone63 said:
That kid who was killed by a polar bear while on a school trip in the artic - Horatio laugh
Not sure if serious !! ??

MikeOxlong

3,114 posts

191 months

Friday 15th August 2014
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iva cosworth said:
James Allen,F1 commentator named his boy Enzo,I believe.
How many people would know about Bruce Mclaren though? Not as many as Enzo Ferrari I bet.

Grandfondo

12,241 posts

208 months

Friday 15th August 2014
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juliethotel said:
I have a mate who calls herself Tiger because her real name is Anita.
I quite like it, but that's probably because she's really tidy.

An old boss of mine was telling me how his nephew or some other relative had had a baby and called it:

Reggie-Bo. Wait for the surname, Scott-Hardon.

He is going to get destroyed at school. Poor little Reggie-Bo Scott-Hardon.
And the boss wax called Ivor Hardy and his partner Ivor Bigun who's cousin was called Pat Macgroin!!! wink

Negative Creep

25,041 posts

229 months

Friday 15th August 2014
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Skodasupercar said:
Baby.

Yes that is right, I know of someone who called their little girl 'Baby'.

Unreal!
At least she won't have to think of a pseudonym when she grows up to be a stripper