well it be on to this

[eldar]

Cock Womble 7 said:

First Class return to Nottingham, please.

Did you know Nottingham is so called because of Mr. Snot and his followers. Snotting ham, became Tewkesbury, then Snottings Ham, then Luton.

[mybrainhurts]

A sponge cake, Horatio, quick as you like before that tiger attacks a dustbin in the fridge. WD40, I think.

[AJS-]

We seem to have drifted off topic a bit here.

[eldar]

AJS- said:

We seem to have drifted off topic a bit here.

Remind me what the topic was about....

[AJS-]

eldar said:

AJS- said:

We seem to have drifted off topic a bit here.

Remind me what the topic was about....

I have absolutely no idea, but I'm sure we've drifted off it, whatever it was.

[mrtwisty]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO-WOM

[Driller]

Ecki,Ecki,Ecki-feKANG!

[BruceV8]

Mellivora Capensis. Put that in your beehive and smoke it.

[Vieste]

AJS- said:

eldar said:

AJS- said:

We seem to have drifted off topic a bit here.

Remind me what the topic was about....

I have absolutely no idea, but I'm sure we've drifted off it, whatever it was.

The moon loops stars are forever we are just dust making a mess.

[Genelec]

Sun-tanned stranded starfish in a daze.

[One Amp Andy]

Vieste said:

The moon loops stars are forever we are just dust making a mess.

I concur. Jazzy sock turds are the new left ventricle. Word.

[bigandclever]

Gary Numan's feeding me a naan bread. He keeps looking at his penis and sort of winking. Might shoot off in a minute.

[falkster]

vajazzle?

[Zaxxon]

Zootlewurdle, zootlewurdle........zootlewurdle.....

[Genelec]

falkster said:

vajazzle?

fo shizzle!

[DukeDickson]

Ou est la plage?

[Brigand]

The soles of my feet feel like leather.

I apparently have tough skin on my hands too.

I call them engineers hands, others say I don't moisturise enough.

[fathomfive]

Genelec said:

falkster said:

vajazzle?

fo shizzle!

Umbrellas fo drizzle!

[Vieste]

At the risk of treason... What's up with Harry and Kate?

[Cock Womble 7]

DukeDickson said:

Ou est la plage?

Le singe est dans l'arbre.