You know you are getting old when...

[ajprice]

I'm 42, I'm working with people who were born when I was in university. The next stage will happen soon, working with people who were born in 2000. It's weird, they're proper grown up people

[motco]

ajprice said:

I'm 42, I'm working with people who were born when I was in university. The next stage will happen soon, working with people who were born in 2000. It's weird, they're proper grown up people

They may look like "proper grown-up people", but scratch the surface...



and for balance...

[glenrobbo]

Look at all their nice teeth!

Now I'm jealous.


You'd be crying like her if you'd lost an arm

Edited by glenrobbo on Monday 10th December 07:49

[motco]

glenrobbo said:

Look at all their nice teeth!

Now I'm jealous.

I have to admit that I did notice that. Just wait, though, and the fizzy pop will soon rot them!

[grumpy52]

All your siblings are grandparents .
Your day starts and ends with medication.
Any cars post 1990 seem to be very modern .
All your favourite possessions come under the heading of vintage .

[Riley Blue]

grumpy52 said:

All your siblings are grandparents .
Your day starts and ends with medication.
Any cars post 1990 seem to be very modern .
All your favourite possessions come under the heading of vintage .

Now I feel really ancient...

[Frimley111R]

grumpy52 said:

All your favourite possessions come under the heading of vintage .

I recently went to get a watch fixed that I bought in 1994. The jeweller looked at it and said 'Is it an old friend?' I felt like i was 80!

[easytiger123]

You get a look of complete wonderment when you tell your kids and their friends that you were alive when England won the World Cup. It's almost as if I'd said I had a pet dinosaur when I was a child.

[Sticks.]

When some of your staff weren't born when you started work. OK, a lot of them.

[Mastiff]

glenrobbo said:

You'd be crying like her if you'd lost an arm

This deserved a

But then thread is full of oldies so they probably missed it.

[Plinth]

At the gym last week I realised I have been weightlifting twice as long as some of the others have been alive….

[ApOrbital]

When you fart and st the bed.

[motco]

ApOrbital said:

When you fart and st the bed.

Golden Rules of the Older Years:

1. Never trust a fart
2. Never miss an opportunity for a pee
3. Never waste an erection

[nicanary]

You're watching the Royal Variety Performance and you're quite enjoying it..............

[driverrob]

nicanary said:

You're watching the Royal Variety Performance and you're quite enjoying it..............

Or, not watching the RVP because you didn't recognise the names of any of the acts taking part.

[Morningside]

motco said:

ApOrbital said:

When you fart and st the bed.

Golden Rules of the Older Years:

1. Never trust a fart
2. Never miss an opportunity for a pee
3. Never waste an erection

What about peeing with an erection? Bloody nightmare!

[motco]

Morningside said:

motco said:

ApOrbital said:

When you fart and st the bed.

Golden Rules of the Older Years:

1. Never trust a fart
2. Never miss an opportunity for a pee
3. Never waste an erection

What about peeing with an erection? Bloody nightmare!

I refer you to rule number 2. Don't let it get to that unless a full bladder is part of your foreplay.

[nonsequitur]

Morningside said:

motco said:

ApOrbital said:

When you fart and st the bed.

Golden Rules of the Older Years:

1. Never trust a fart
2. Never miss an opportunity for a pee
3. Never waste an erection

What about peeing with an erection? Bloody nightmare!

Well, you just have to sit down

[csd19]

nonsequitur said:

Morningside said:

motco said:

ApOrbital said:

When you fart and st the bed.

Golden Rules of the Older Years:

1. Never trust a fart
2. Never miss an opportunity for a pee
3. Never waste an erection

What about peeing with an erection? Bloody nightmare!

Well, you just have to sit down

open the bathroom window and let it go, combine it with a good fart for bonus points

[colin_p]

nonsequitur said:

Morningside said:

motco said:

ApOrbital said:

When you fart and st the bed.

Golden Rules of the Older Years:

1. Never trust a fart
2. Never miss an opportunity for a pee
3. Never waste an erection

What about peeing with an erection? Bloody nightmare!

Well, you just have to sit down

Two problems with that;

1, Bending it down into the pot would probably shap it.
2, If you do manage to bend it down without snapping it, the end would touch the cold china.