Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 6)

[jet_noise]

Drihump Trolomite said:

V8mate said:

GAjon said:

The fking st faced mother fking tt head arse wipe who decided to stick the fking stickers on a fking foil baking tray, stating it’s a fking foil baking tray, with bleedin bd fking tting industrial grade adhesive!

The cock sucking, mother fking, scrotum sucking, knob headed needs destroying , cutting up into pieces and fking killed dead!

Bastid

Just line the foil baking tray with some aluminium foil

Ignore and use it with the label still there is surely the way forward.
It doesn't say remove label before use does it.
(Does it?)

[geeks]

jet_noise said:

Drihump Trolomite said:

V8mate said:

GAjon said:

The fking st faced mother fking tt head arse wipe who decided to stick the fking stickers on a fking foil baking tray, stating it’s a fking foil baking tray, with bleedin bd fking tting industrial grade adhesive!

The cock sucking, mother fking, scrotum sucking, knob headed needs destroying , cutting up into pieces and fking killed dead!

Bastid

Just line the foil baking tray with some aluminium foil

Ignore and use it with the label still there is surely the way forward.
It doesn't say remove label before use does it.
(Does it?)

I’ve been there

[Drihump Trolomite]

Doing the traditional family entertainment.
Thoughtless selfish in laws after taking the time to wrap their stupid shaped present(how the fk am I supposed to wrap this type shape). They tell me they no longer drink, fun Christmas ahead, they buy me a fking golfing experience day at Bowood, I dont even play fking golf.

[DoubleD]

Drihump Trolomite said:

They tell me they no longer drink

So some good things then, more for you.

[Clockwork Cupcake]

Drihump Trolomite said:

Doing the traditional family entertainment.
Thoughtless selfish in laws after taking the time to wrap their stupid shaped present(how the fk am I supposed to wrap this type shape). They tell me they no longer drink, fun Christmas ahead, they buy me a fking golfing experience day at Bowood, I dont even play fking golf.

Sounds like karma to me. You buy them alcohol even though they don't drink, they buy you a golfing experience day (sounds expensive) even though you don't like golf.

[Drihump Trolomite]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

Drihump Trolomite said:

Doing the traditional family entertainment.
Thoughtless selfish in laws after taking the time to wrap their stupid shaped present(how the fk am I supposed to wrap this type shape). They tell me they no longer drink, fun Christmas ahead, they buy me a fking golfing experience day at Bowood, I dont even play fking golf.

Sounds like karma to me. You buy them alcohol even though they don't drink, they buy you a golfing experience day (sounds expensive) even though you don't like golf.

They used to drink and without announcement they are also now vegan. More dry Turkey for me, more burnt brussel sprouts for them. I had the pleasure of eating my dinner on the sofa as we didnt have enough dining table chairs.

After an argument I had to wash by hand as the dishwasher is unenvironmentally friendly (idiots), and now I've been told I've ruined Christmas. Still at least I have crap tv to watch.

Happy bingo everyone

[Clockwork Cupcake]

Drihump Trolomite said:

They used to drink and without announcement they are also now vegan. More dry Turkey for me, more burnt brussel sprouts for them. I had the pleasure of eating my dinner on the sofa as we didnt have enough dining table chairs.

After an argument I had to wash by hand as the dishwasher is unenvironmentally friendly (idiots), and now I've been told I've ruined Christmas. Still at least I have crap tv to watch.

Happy bingo everyone

Sounds a bit crap. But also a total lack of communication on both sides.

Still, Merry Christmas and I genuinely wish you well.

[Drihump Trolomite]

Ffs jj! Go back a page then come back here

[Clockwork Cupcake]

Drihump Trolomite said:

Ffs jj! Go back a page then come back here

I didn't mean to sound unsympathetic, although I guess it may have sounded that way. I'm sorry.

They should have told you they'd stopped drinking and had gone vegan, and should have known you were not into golf.

It's an unfortunate breakdown in communication.

[GAjon]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

Drihump Trolomite said:

Ffs jj! Go back a page then come back here

I didn't mean to sound unsympathetic, although I guess it may have sounded that way. I'm sorry.

They should have told you they'd stopped drinking and had gone vegan, and should have known you were not into golf.

It's an unfortunate breakdown in communication.

They don’t work at that fking foil baking tray factory putting labels on do they??

[ambuletz]

THe fact that the phrase 'hows it hangin' and hows it bangin'.

is gaining popularity. I'm aware that many people won't know anything about this. But those who know will know that it relates to the american 'bang' energy sports drink that's gaining steam all over social media/fitness influencers. Ughh. I can't stand it and the product.

[talksthetorque]

Drihump Trolomite said:

Doing the traditional family entertainment.
Thoughtless selfish in laws after taking the time to wrap their stupid shaped present(how the fk am I supposed to wrap this type shape). They tell me they no longer drink, fun Christmas ahead, they buy me a fking golfing experience day at Bowood, I dont even play fking golf.

Are you trying to get me drunk?

[B'stard Child]

GAjon said:

The fking st faced mother fking tt head arse wipe who decided to stick the fking stickers on a fking foil baking tray, stating it’s a fking foil baking tray, with bleedin bd fking tting industrial grade adhesive!

The cock sucking, mother fking, scrotum sucking, knob headed needs destroying , cutting up into pieces and fking killed dead!

Bastid

9/10

Could have been higher but over use of fking spoilt the variety level that could have seen a perfect 10

[Drihump Trolomite]

talksthetorque said:

Drihump Trolomite said:

Doing the traditional family entertainment.
Thoughtless selfish in laws after taking the time to wrap their stupid shaped present(how the fk am I supposed to wrap this type shape). They tell me they no longer drink, fun Christmas ahead, they buy me a fking golfing experience day at Bowood, I dont even play fking golf.

Are you trying to get me drunk?

hopefully cupcake will get it!

[jet_noise]

GAjon said:

They don’t work at that fking foil baking tray factory putting labels on do they??

I think they work in a '70s sit-(alleged)-com script writing company.

[fatboy18]

English weather, is it ever going to stop raining FFS!

[AlexC1981]

I've caught a particularly nasty cold/flu. That's my first week off since the summer ruined.

[droopsnoot]

People with those elongated dog leads that don't pay attention. Walking to the pub last night, group of people walking in the middle of the road (not a busy one) to my left, their small-ish dog is running around and crosses in front of me to explore the grass to my right hand side. Sensing a chance to get past them, I go for the gap only to notice just in time that there's a thin black almost-invisible lead attached to this dog, which must be 10m from the owner. After a small amount of trying to back around the dog and its lead, the owner finally notices and presses the button to pull the lead back in. He did apologise, to be fair, but it's hard to know how to respond without sounding as grumpy as I felt.

[nigelpugh7]

Not contributed to this thread before, but here goes.

I never knew how much this annoyed me until preparing Christmas dinner this year with Mrs P.

I’m happy to do pretty much 95% of the cooking in our house, so was preparing Christmas Day lunch, but needed a hand to peel potatoes for Mash and roasting.

So Mrs P steps up, and starts Peeling them over the sink.

I then notice she is using one of our sharp serrated knives instead of the excellent Sebatier Potato Peeler I always use.

I said “ Use the Peeler for gods sake” , why she says?

I show her that her method is literally wasting about a 1/4 of the potato as the peeled slices are about 5mm thick.

“ Ok she says, i will,use the peeler “ picks it up starts using it.

I go back to making my 4 herb and garlic crust for turkey.

I then notice that she has oddly put her back to me at a very strange angle, so I look closer.

She had positioned herself that way so she can carry on using the knife instead of the peeler, but cant see what she is using!

I was literally amazed!

Rant over.

[fatboy18]

AlexC1981 said:

I've caught a particularly nasty cold/flu. That's my first week off since the summer ruined.

Same boat here, Went down with Man Flue Christmas day morning!
I have Zero Idea where its came from, I had not Interactacted with anyone that had a cold?