A bit council (Vol 4)

[anonymous-user]

bluezedd said:

MYOB said:

Really?

Absolutely council.

Oh god yes. Plus a million. More than any Citroen Picasso or Fiat Multipla could ever be.

[Mogsmex]

The Don of Croy said:

Good choice of car breakers though...

- Council

[Gary29]

alorotom said:

I just had to ask about the custom tyres ...

I'm sure he thinks GRIP is an acronym

[MYOB]

OpulentBob said:

bluezedd said:

MYOB said:

Really?

Absolutely council.

Oh god yes. Plus a million. More than any Citroen Picasso or Fiat Multipla could ever be.

Nooooooooo!!!

[CrunkleFloop]

alorotom said:

Just found his other (now closed down) eBay account info, the guys a complete nutter -


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Looked up the address and he even has a business flag!

Edited by CrunkleFloop on Tuesday 13th August 08:46

[CrunkleFloop]

The gift that keeps on giving!

https://www.facebook.com/MESSIAHtheINFINITE

https://www.facebook.com/Messiahnism/videos/778318...

Edited by CrunkleFloop on Tuesday 13th August 08:52

[Johnnytheboy]

He looks like someone has inflated his head with some sort of pump.

[Gary29]

I hope he's on some sort of watch list

[Neil1300r]

MYOB said:

OpulentBob said:

bluezedd said:

MYOB said:

Really?

Absolutely council.

Oh god yes. Plus a million. More than any Citroen Picasso or Fiat Multipla could ever be.

Nooooooooo!!!

Motorbikes = council was in Vol 1 Page 1!
There is nothing CUSTOM about that bike, even has a legal lardge number plate - not often you see one on a bike. Also, it doesn't have anti lock brakes as described Just a standard Busa of that year with some end cans and tinted screen.

[Dog Star]

colonel c said:

NSFW and all the other viewer discretions required.

https://www.facebook.com/paul.thorburn.3956/videos...

Who is she?

[Dog Star]

Neil1300r said:

Motorbikes = council was in Vol 1 Page 1!
There is nothing CUSTOM about that bike, even has a legal lardge number plate - not often you see one on a bike. Also, it doesn't have anti lock brakes as described Just a standard Busa of that year with some end cans and tinted screen.

I don't think my motorbikes are council.
HOWEVER - Suzukis are an exception - they are extremely council, and I only suspect that these gaudy, corroding pieces of tat are purchased by people to park next to the trampoline in their dogst filled garden after a tramp-fuelled night down the flat roof pub.

[anonymous-user]

bluezedd said:

Also add bicycles and borrowing money on the council list. Bicycles doesn't include the proper commuters and road bike sort, unless they are doing so on a DUI.

Small kiddie size BMX ridden by full size adult on the way to the shops for his face.

Definite council

[Rawwr]

Dog Star said:

I don't think my motorbikes are council.
HOWEVER - Suzukis are an exception - they are extremely council, and I only suspect that these gaudy, corroding pieces of tat are purchased by people to park next to the trampoline in their dogst filled garden after a tramp-fuelled night down the flat roof pub.

It's easy to spot council bikes:

Small number plate?
Non-standard exhaust?
Anodised or carbon tat?
Rider wearing urban camo?

If you've answered yes to any of these questions, congratulations, councilbiker

[berlintaxi]

This story fits in some many threads on here, council, crap numberplate, I drive a £40,000 car, guarantee the VW driver is member of PH.

https://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/17831251...

[Neil1300r]

Dog Star said:

I don't think my motorbikes are council. HOWEVER - Suzukis are an exception - they are extremely council, and I only suspect that these gaudy, corroding pieces of tat are purchased by people to park next to the trampoline in their dogst filled garden after a tramp-fuelled night down the flat roof pub.

[can't remember]

berlintaxi said:

This story fits in some many threads on here, council, crap numberplate, I drive a £40,000 car, guarantee the VW driver is member of PH.

https://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/17831251...

I think it was both drivers gravitational fields that was making it difficult for them to pass each other.

[anonymous-user]

9am happy hour

https://www.greatyarmouthmercury.co.uk/news/mornin...

[Dog Star]

Rawwr said:

It's easy to spot council bikes:

Small number plate?

Hmmmm. I have a small numberplate. It's even worse as it's a 1932 dateless/cherished plate. Off-scale council.

I feel ripped off as I want a council slapper gf and never got one.

[bluezedd]

Dog Star said:

I don't think my motorbikes are council.
HOWEVER - Suzukis are an exception - they are extremely council, and I only suspect that these gaudy, corroding pieces of tat are purchased by people to park next to the trampoline in their dogst filled garden after a tramp-fuelled night down the flat roof pub.

berlintaxi said:

This story fits in some many threads on here, council, crap numberplate, I drive a £40,000 car, guarantee the VW driver is member of PH.

https://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/17831251...

Your posts have just made me notice another council thing... The letter R.

[Europa1]

bluezedd said:

Also add bicycles and borrowing money on the council list. Bicycles doesn't include the proper commuters and road bike sort, unless they are doing so on a DUI.

I have a mortgage, and over the years have had 3 Lotuses on finance.

I now feel a deep sense of shame.