A bit council (Vol 4)
Discussion
Mr E said:
I’ve been in the Torbay area for a week. We had 30 mins to kill so wandered down Paignton pier.
I thought I was prepared. I was not.
A particularly nice touch was the plastic booster steps so the kids could reach the coin slots on the fruit machines.
That just jogged my memory, many years ago I was on a stag do down there... I saw a baby get dropped on its head in the parkers arms just outside Blagdon / Paignton. At about 10pm on a Friday night. The mum and dad then argued about whos fault it was whilst baby lay on the floor crying. One of the most surreal things I've ever witnessed.I thought I was prepared. I was not.
A particularly nice touch was the plastic booster steps so the kids could reach the coin slots on the fruit machines.
Then watched a guy who'd been pounding pints all night get on his scooter to go "down kentucky before it closes". Strange place. The main bar area was like a crèche, someone was told off for swearing in front of the kids a few minutes before last orders!
I nominate running low on mobile phone battery as council.
(Inspired by passing someone speaking loudly (also council) in their phone "I'M DOWN TO 1%!" whilst on my way home from work)
Council Traits leading to low phone battery = lack of forethought/planning, having nothing better to do than chunter on the phone or play games, not having a workplace (desk/vehicle) to charge phone while you are doing other things, etc.
(Inspired by passing someone speaking loudly (also council) in their phone "I'M DOWN TO 1%!" whilst on my way home from work)
Council Traits leading to low phone battery = lack of forethought/planning, having nothing better to do than chunter on the phone or play games, not having a workplace (desk/vehicle) to charge phone while you are doing other things, etc.
Dog Star said:
I feel ripped off as I want a council slapper gf and never got one.
I've been on this forum long enough to have picked up the fact that you are in fact partnered to a lovely lady who occasionally indulges your trailer trash fantasies. Trust me when I say that you really really do not want a full time council slapper.
Yes it may be filth to start, but that will soon decline to be replaced by nagging, endless requests for money,the birth of your offspring who will have the most cringe worthy name,followed by a divorce of Kyle esque proportions while she gets smashed in by the local scaffolder down the flat roof pub.
The temptation of the Primark g string poking over the leggings is a road to ruin......
There's a big difference between council and respectable working class.
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-new...
Child drifts out to sea. Rescue costs £7,000. Parents bill RNLI £7 for the lilo!
Child drifts out to sea. Rescue costs £7,000. Parents bill RNLI £7 for the lilo!
From the YT video thread-scum in,where else,Asda!
boobles said:
Delightful little buggers riding bikes in a supermarket causing mayhem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8no3QkG6QY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8no3QkG6QY
pauloroberto said:
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-new...
Child drifts out to sea. Rescue costs £7,000. Parents bill RNLI £7 for the lilo!
That is unbelievable! I cannot even begin to comprehend the mentality of the parents. The RNLI is at least self-funded, but the Coastguard helicopter: the taxpayer paid for that, and speaking as a taxpayer, that's bloody annoying.Child drifts out to sea. Rescue costs £7,000. Parents bill RNLI £7 for the lilo!
All the RNLI needs now is for Greta Thunberg to get on their case about creating single use plastic waste.
Truckosaurus said:
I nominate running low on mobile phone battery as council.
(Inspired by passing someone speaking loudly (also council) in their phone "I'M DOWN TO 1%!" whilst on my way home from work)
Council Traits leading to low phone battery = lack of forethought/planning, having nothing better to do than chunter on the phone or play games, not having a workplace (desk/vehicle) to charge phone while you are doing other things, etc.
Yup I agree(Inspired by passing someone speaking loudly (also council) in their phone "I'M DOWN TO 1%!" whilst on my way home from work)
Council Traits leading to low phone battery = lack of forethought/planning, having nothing better to do than chunter on the phone or play games, not having a workplace (desk/vehicle) to charge phone while you are doing other things, etc.
If you disagree you are one of “them”
Spare tyre said:
Truckosaurus said:
I nominate running low on mobile phone battery as council.
(Inspired by passing someone speaking loudly (also council) in their phone "I'M DOWN TO 1%!" whilst on my way home from work)
Council Traits leading to low phone battery = lack of forethought/planning, having nothing better to do than chunter on the phone or play games, not having a workplace (desk/vehicle) to charge phone while you are doing other things, etc.
Yup I agree(Inspired by passing someone speaking loudly (also council) in their phone "I'M DOWN TO 1%!" whilst on my way home from work)
Council Traits leading to low phone battery = lack of forethought/planning, having nothing better to do than chunter on the phone or play games, not having a workplace (desk/vehicle) to charge phone while you are doing other things, etc.
If you disagree you are one of “them”
Europa1 said:
pauloroberto said:
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-new...
Child drifts out to sea. Rescue costs £7,000. Parents bill RNLI £7 for the lilo!
That is unbelievable! I cannot even begin to comprehend the mentality of the parents. The RNLI is at least self-funded, but the Coastguard helicopter: the taxpayer paid for that, and speaking as a taxpayer, that's bloody annoying.Child drifts out to sea. Rescue costs £7,000. Parents bill RNLI £7 for the lilo!
All the RNLI needs now is for Greta Thunberg to get on their case about creating single use plastic waste.
If it did I’d bend over backwards to repay the money and then some
Not sure why but I’d imagine the parents don’t work, people like that don’t seem to understand the real world, usually just think the government magically pays for everything
Morons
berlintaxi said:
This story fits in some many threads on here, council, crap numberplate, I drive a £40,000 car, guarantee the VW driver is member of PH.
https://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/17831251...
https://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/17831251...
perfect numberplate, B18 OAF 
bristolracer said:
I've been on this forum long enough to have picked up the fact that you are in fact partnered to a lovely lady who occasionally indulges your trailer trash fantasies.
Trust me when I say that you really really do not want a full time council slapper.
Yes it may be filth to start, but that will soon decline to be replaced by nagging, endless requests for money,the birth of your offspring who will have the most cringe worthy name,followed by a divorce of Kyle esque proportions while she gets smashed in by the local scaffolder down the flat roof pub.
The temptation of the Primark g string poking over the leggings is a road to ruin......
There's a big difference between council and respectable working class.
You speak the truth! Trust me when I say that you really really do not want a full time council slapper.
Yes it may be filth to start, but that will soon decline to be replaced by nagging, endless requests for money,the birth of your offspring who will have the most cringe worthy name,followed by a divorce of Kyle esque proportions while she gets smashed in by the local scaffolder down the flat roof pub.
The temptation of the Primark g string poking over the leggings is a road to ruin......
There's a big difference between council and respectable working class.
bristolracer said:
Trust me when I say that you really really do not want a full time council slapper.
Yes it may be filth to start, but that will soon decline to be replaced by nagging, endless requests for money,the birth of your offspring who will have the most cringe worthy name,followed by a divorce of Kyle esque proportions while she gets smashed in by the local scaffolder down the flat roof pub.
The temptation of the Primark g string poking over the leggings is a road to ruin......
There's a big difference between council and respectable working class.
It’s knowing when to the cut the cord and move on ...Yes it may be filth to start, but that will soon decline to be replaced by nagging, endless requests for money,the birth of your offspring who will have the most cringe worthy name,followed by a divorce of Kyle esque proportions while she gets smashed in by the local scaffolder down the flat roof pub.
The temptation of the Primark g string poking over the leggings is a road to ruin......
There's a big difference between council and respectable working class.
Council filth is amazing in small doses (queue joke about the clinic)
Prime for the rattling but never get one preggers
Europa1 said:
pauloroberto said:
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-new...
Child drifts out to sea. Rescue costs £7,000. Parents bill RNLI £7 for the lilo!
That is unbelievable! I cannot even begin to comprehend the mentality of the parents. The RNLI is at least self-funded, but the Coastguard helicopter: the taxpayer paid for that, and speaking as a taxpayer, that's bloody annoying.Child drifts out to sea. Rescue costs £7,000. Parents bill RNLI £7 for the lilo!
All the RNLI needs now is for Greta Thunberg to get on their case about creating single use plastic waste.
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