A bit council (Vol 4)

A bit council (Vol 4)

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berlintaxi

8,535 posts

175 months

Wednesday 14th August 2019
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Chips taste of potato and visit at least 3 to 4 times per week, sometimes twice a day, nothing like a healthy lifestyle.

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/whats-on/wha...

alorotom

11,987 posts

189 months

Wednesday 14th August 2019
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berlintaxi said:
Chips taste of potato and visit at least 3 to 4 times per week, sometimes twice a day, nothing like a healthy lifestyle.

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/whats-on/wha...
Beggars belief!

Echo66

384 posts

191 months

Wednesday 14th August 2019
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Shame no pics, bet with 3-4 trips a week the family are right fat feckers.

SlowAndDull

415 posts

82 months

Wednesday 14th August 2019
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From last year so may have been posted already. Such sweet kids...

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7932714/police-spoke...

George Smiley

5,048 posts

83 months

Wednesday 14th August 2019
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bristolracer said:
I've been on this forum long enough to have picked up the fact that you are in fact partnered to a lovely lady who occasionally indulges your trailer trash fantasies.

Trust me when I say that you really really do not want a full time council slapper.
Yes it may be filth to start, but that will soon decline to be replaced by nagging, endless requests for money,the birth of your offspring who will have the most cringe worthy name,followed by a divorce of Kyle esque proportions while she gets smashed in by the local scaffolder down the flat roof pub.
The temptation of the Primark g string poking over the leggings is a road to ruin......
There's a big difference between council and respectable working class.
There’s no difference betwixt council and working class.

CharlesdeGaulle

26,552 posts

182 months

Wednesday 14th August 2019
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George Smiley said:
There’s no difference betwixt council and working class.
Yes there is. That's the whole point of the thread.

Rawwr

22,722 posts

236 months

Wednesday 14th August 2019
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I'm working class but I'm not council.

George Smiley

5,048 posts

83 months

Wednesday 14th August 2019
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Afraid to burst your bubble me auld fruit, but you are.

SD_1

7,266 posts

160 months

Wednesday 14th August 2019
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Disagree - council can creep it's way in to all walks of life.

paulguitar

24,119 posts

115 months

Wednesday 14th August 2019
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SD_1 said:
Disagree - council can creep it's way in to all walks of life.
Including misuse of apostrophes!



SD_1

7,266 posts

160 months

Wednesday 14th August 2019
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paulguitar said:
Including misuse of apostrophes!
Posting from your phone and not proof reading auto correct = council

paperbag

paulguitar

24,119 posts

115 months

Wednesday 14th August 2019
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SD_1 said:
paulguitar said:
Including misuse of apostrophes!
Posting from your phone and not proof reading auto correct = council

paperbag
beer

alorotom

11,987 posts

189 months

Wednesday 14th August 2019
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Rawwr said:
I'm working class but I'm not council.
Keep telling yourself that...

Rawwr

22,722 posts

236 months

Wednesday 14th August 2019
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alorotom said:
Keep telling yourself that...
You gave your toddler an iPad.

George Smiley

5,048 posts

83 months

Wednesday 14th August 2019
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Rawwr said:
alorotom said:
Keep telling yourself that...
You gave your toddler an iPad.
Which is why he is in the perfect position to spot a fellow councilista.

Rawwr

22,722 posts

236 months

Wednesday 14th August 2019
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George Smiley said:
Which is why he is in the perfect position to spot a fellow councilista.
Fair point. Continue.

matrignano

4,430 posts

212 months

Wednesday 14th August 2019
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SlowAndDull said:
From last year so may have been posted already. Such sweet kids...

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7932714/police-spoke...
How did this one pan out then?

Very little you can do in this scenario, if parent's don't intervene.

timmymagic73

377 posts

114 months

Wednesday 14th August 2019
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Giving a toddler an iPad isn’t council if CBeebies is to be believed...

Council is giving your toddler Uncle Kenny’s greasy, cracked, smut-riddled non-brand tablet while you “treat yourself” to a brand new iPad from BrightHouse. Then argue about who’s going down the offy next to buy 10 fags and a bottle of voddy instead of monitoring what exactly your toddler is looking at online.

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

188 months

Wednesday 14th August 2019
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SD_1 said:
paulguitar said:
Including misuse of apostrophes!
Posting from your phone and not proof reading auto correct = council

paperbag
Especially if low battery level!

George Smiley

5,048 posts

83 months

Wednesday 14th August 2019
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timmymagic73 said:
Giving a toddler an iPad isn’t council if CBeebies is to be believed...

Council is giving your toddler Uncle Kenny’s greasy, cracked, smut-riddled non-brand tablet while you “treat yourself” to a brand new iPad from BrightHouse. Then argue about who’s going down the offy next to buy 10 fags and a bottle of voddy instead of monitoring what exactly your toddler is looking at online.
Watching CBeebies....

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