Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
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Not sure if this has been on here before but it still cracks me up
An 85-year old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical examination.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this, first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
"We even called up Doreen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands,
then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked!
"You asked your neighbour?"
the old man replied "Yep... none of us could get bloody the jar open !!"
An 85-year old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical examination.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this, first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
"We even called up Doreen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands,
then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked!
"You asked your neighbour?"
the old man replied "Yep... none of us could get bloody the jar open !!"
Why would they cancel the game, hasn't it just started?
from:
http://news.sky.com/story/1084315/hotel-swimming-pool-deaths-tests-on-bodies
Hotel Swimming Pool Deaths: Tests On Bodies
A hotel cancels a murder mystery game the night after two people are found dead in the pool - as tests continue on the bodies.
from:
http://news.sky.com/story/1084315/hotel-swimming-pool-deaths-tests-on-bodies
Hotel Swimming Pool Deaths: Tests On Bodies
A hotel cancels a murder mystery game the night after two people are found dead in the pool - as tests continue on the bodies.
spants said:
Why would they cancel the game, hasn't it just started?
from:
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Hotel Swimming Pool Deaths: Tests On Bodies
A hotel cancels a murder mystery game the night after two people are found dead in the pool - as tests continue on the bodies.
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Hotel Swimming Pool Deaths: Tests On Bodies
A hotel cancels a murder mystery game the night after two people are found dead in the pool - as tests continue on the bodies.
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