Celebrity Urban Legends
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haggy said:
Republik said:
schmalex said:
ypauly said:
The Hypno-Toad said:
sevros1981 said:
No worries. I'm guessing that this "The footballer who used to show the video of him taking his famous blonde ex girlfriend up the garden path on the team coach on the way to games until she got a injunction to make him destroy the tape. Which was odd considering her record with footballers...." is Les Ferdinand and Dani Behr.
Nope fraid not, the lady later moved up to managers having already got through a prince and the footballer went on to be found in beauty spot car parks at night.that somebody hung around for a few minutes to see who it was. No prizes for guessing it was the same footballer and his blonde bird that also has a taste for england managers.
He is just known as a prick. Ha! Likes Colly-flower and is always asking for more.
Bob Mortimer said:
She's football crazy
She's football mad
I can't think of a footballer Ulrika hasn't had!
She's football mad
I can't think of a footballer Ulrika hasn't had!
haggy said:
Republik said:
schmalex said:
ypauly said:
The Hypno-Toad said:
sevros1981 said:
No worries. I'm guessing that this "The footballer who used to show the video of him taking his famous blonde ex girlfriend up the garden path on the team coach on the way to games until she got a injunction to make him destroy the tape. Which was odd considering her record with footballers...." is Les Ferdinand and Dani Behr.
Nope fraid not, the lady later moved up to managers having already got through a prince and the footballer went on to be found in beauty spot car parks at night.that somebody hung around for a few minutes to see who it was. No prizes for guessing it was the same footballer and his blonde bird that also has a taste for england managers.
He is just known as a prick. Ha! Likes Colly-flower and is always asking for more.
I had figured the shooting stars bit. It was killing me remembering Mr Collyless's greater brother. Thanks chaps!
h.The Hypno-Toad said:
catso said:
The Hypno-Toad said:
And if you think I'm naming any names forget it.
Then why bother posting anything?However forgot one;
The ex TV actress who left the green grass of home to find fame & fortune & eventually married into Hollywood royalty. However, according to one of her co stars she gave the best BJs ever and he's old enough to have had a few.
The Hypno-Toad said:
catso said:
The Hypno-Toad said:
And if you think I'm naming any names forget it.
Then why bother posting anything?However forgot one;
The ex TV actress who left the green grass of home to find fame & fortune & eventually married into Hollywood royalty. However, according to one of her co stars she gave the best BJs ever and he's old enough to have had a few.
jmorgan said:
Is it true that Ozzy widdled on the Alamo and when cornered by Chuck Norris and asked how would he like it if someone widdled on Buckinham Palace he replied "carry on, not my house"
Or something like that.
I'm sure I heard him recounting this story himself on a TV chat show, what happened was he pulled up in the middle of the night, on a long journey, to take a slash, thinking he was in the middle of nowhere. Out of the darkness wondered a highway patrolman shining a flashlight in his eyes shouted "Hey boy, your a pissin on the Alamo"Or something like that.
waynepixel said:
The Hypno-Toad said:
catso said:
The Hypno-Toad said:
And if you think I'm naming any names forget it.
Then why bother posting anything?However forgot one;
The ex TV actress who left the green grass of home to find fame & fortune & eventually married into Hollywood royalty. However, according to one of her co stars she gave the best BJs ever and he's old enough to have had a few.
she may have come to fame Larkin about in the 5th month of the year?
More recently known for her "intolerable Cruelty"
Edited by odyssey2200 on Saturday 15th November 14:39
Republik said:
schmalex said:
ypauly said:
The Hypno-Toad said:
sevros1981 said:
No worries. I'm guessing that this "The footballer who used to show the video of him taking his famous blonde ex girlfriend up the garden path on the team coach on the way to games until she got a injunction to make him destroy the tape. Which was odd considering her record with footballers...." is Les Ferdinand and Dani Behr.
Nope fraid not, the lady later moved up to managers having already got through a prince and the footballer went on to be found in beauty spot car parks at night.that somebody hung around for a few minutes to see who it was. No prizes for guessing it was the same footballer and his blonde bird that also has a taste for england managers.
He is just known as a prick. Ha! Likes Colly-flower and is always asking for more.
Edited by Neil_H on Saturday 15th November 17:09
odyssey2200 said:
Thudd said:
I can see why he got a bit distracted!
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