Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
Discussion
Ultra Sound Guy said:
The three unwritten rules of PH fora!
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It's good to see them written down at last for all to see. 1.
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Anal Prefect? Anal C-Max? Anal Zephyr Zodiac?
Nope.
But I can see how Anal Classic would be Popular.
And Anal Thunderbird would be a sight to see!
... Anal Edsel?
Didn't this Ford thing start with a meme of a series of photos of Harrison Ford a while back?
Speaking of Harrison Ford.
Just to prove that very occasionally, press writers get it right, there was a piece
about 'Raiders of the lost ark' in one of the papers (The smellygraph IIRC).
Along with the now well know B&W pic of Indy in that hat with a couple of the Nazi baddies.
It was captioned. 'Hero Indiana Jones is harassed by two Luger louts.'
Made me titter at the time.
Just to prove that very occasionally, press writers get it right, there was a piece
about 'Raiders of the lost ark' in one of the papers (The smellygraph IIRC).
Along with the now well know B&W pic of Indy in that hat with a couple of the Nazi baddies.
It was captioned. 'Hero Indiana Jones is harassed by two Luger louts.'
Made me titter at the time.
davhill said:
Doofus said:
Why would I run off? Is it a scary duck?
Because if it is, then I wouldn't pour water on it in the first place...
There's nothing remotely as daunting as a deliberately dampened duck. Because if it is, then I wouldn't pour water on it in the first place...
If you don't believe me, just wait 'til you get the bill.
Jonboy_t said:
davhill said:
Doofus said:
Why would I run off? Is it a scary duck?
Because if it is, then I wouldn't pour water on it in the first place...
There's nothing remotely as daunting as a deliberately dampened duck. Because if it is, then I wouldn't pour water on it in the first place...
If you don't believe me, just wait 'til you get the bill.
48k said:
Vipers said:
simoid said:
The joke is a play on Texan accent where imPOtent sounds like important.
I personally like the other version.A Texan was struggling in the bedroom department, so he and his wife decided he should go to the doctors. After getting an appointment, of he trotted to find out what the problem was.
Three hours later, he wandered back in to the house wearing a brand new Stetson and a pair of brand new $750 cowhide boots.
“What did the doctor say honey"
"He said I am impotent, and by golly if I am impotent Ill look impotent"
Vipers said:
Triple Crown winner Justify has just turned down an invitation to visit the White House.
Asked why, the Triple Crown winner said "If I wanted to see a horses ass, I would've finished second"
To save you scratching your heads, as I did.
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/sports/2018/06/10/ju...
I am really really surprised the dissectors have not commented on the talking horse!Asked why, the Triple Crown winner said "If I wanted to see a horses ass, I would've finished second"
To save you scratching your heads, as I did.
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/sports/2018/06/10/ju...
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