Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
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AppleJuice said:
glenrobbo said:
Vipers said:
Before Isaac Newron invented gravity, people could fly.
Vipers, Don't you mean Isaac Neuron? He discovered that the synapses to the flight muscles in humans were inadequate for sustained flight.
Edited by Vipers on Wednesday 13th June 17:24
Vipers said:
AppleJuice said:
glenrobbo said:
Vipers said:
Before Isaac Newron invented gravity, people could fly.
Vipers, Don't you mean Isaac Neuron? He discovered that the synapses to the flight muscles in humans were inadequate for sustained flight.
SAAB Planet said:
An owner of Saab 9-3 Aero Convertible reportedly created an Apple WatchiSaab Application to control a few functions of his Saab over a Bluetooth Low Energy (BLE) connection and Arduino platform
AppleJuice said:
Vipers said:
AppleJuice said:
glenrobbo said:
Vipers said:
Before Isaac Newron invented gravity, people could fly.
Vipers, Don't you mean Isaac Neuron? He discovered that the synapses to the flight muscles in humans were inadequate for sustained flight.
SAAB Planet said:
An owner of Saab 9-3 Aero Convertible reportedly created an Apple WatchiSaab Application to control a few functions of his Saab over a Bluetooth Low Energy (BLE) connection and Arduino platform
The colonel is inspecting the battalion, and notices a piece of muck on one of the soldiers tunics.
He grabs his baton, and pokes it firmly on the piece of muck and bellows out.
"SOLDIER there is a bit of st on the end of my stick"
The soldier quickly responds and says "Not my end sir".
He grabs his baton, and pokes it firmly on the piece of muck and bellows out.
"SOLDIER there is a bit of st on the end of my stick"
The soldier quickly responds and says "Not my end sir".
V8 FOU said:
Ford were having trouble selling their cars in the 70's and brought out a re hashed model called the Ford Pubic - made out of old Corsairs......
Same with BL, Land Rover and Allegro hybidThe AllegOver did not go down well.
Edited by The Dangerous Elk on Wednesday 13th June 20:36
The Dangerous Elk said:
V8 FOU said:
Ford were having trouble selling their cars in the 70's and brought out a re hashed model called the Ford Pubic - made out of old Corsairs......
Same with BL, Land Rover and Allegro hybidThe AllegOver did not go down well.
ADEuk said:
Anal Thunderbird
Anal Prefect. Which tells you all you need to know about prefects.Vipers said:
gothatway said:
Vipers said:
ILYTTDSFATCCHOS
Haven't seen that in a while, but Shirley it was ILYTTDSFATCCSH ? Comes to the same thing, I guess.Yes, I know Sbhirley Crabtree.........
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