Match.com (Volume 6)
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photosnob said:
So in short - you'd have to have something wrong with you to not get laid on tinder. And there are some nice people on there. Not the chav single mothers you find on POF. I met up with PhD students, doctors and other people who were more professional and smarter than me. I'm not exactly a looker - and I'm not even in shape. So it's easy. Nor do you need to read any books or do any of the voodoo that some people preach about on here.
Totally agree with this, definitely a much better class of women on Tinder. POF is full of Chav single mothers who for some reason think they are a catch, yet they bring nothing to the table.With Tinder I have chatted to all sorts of women from a lady who does radio voice overs, to a woman who is a world renowned neurosurgeon.
Joey Deacon said:
photosnob said:
So in short - you'd have to have something wrong with you to not get laid on tinder. And there are some nice people on there. Not the chav single mothers you find on POF. I met up with PhD students, doctors and other people who were more professional and smarter than me. I'm not exactly a looker - and I'm not even in shape. So it's easy. Nor do you need to read any books or do any of the voodoo that some people preach about on here.
Totally agree with this, definitely a much better class of women on Tinder. POF is full of Chav single mothers who for some reason think they are a catch, yet they bring nothing to the table.With Tinder I have chatted to all sorts of women from a lady who does radio voice overs, to a woman who is a world renowned neurosurgeon.
Ari said:
Chatted to a word renowned neurosurgeon on Tinder huh? 
And what were you that week, an astronaut or an international spy?
I didn't believe her either so I did a bit of cyber stalking and found a news story about the enquiry into the suicide of her husband. Stopped talking to her after that as it suddenly felt quite akward!And what were you that week, an astronaut or an international spy?
Lovelorn PHer recounting his indoor karting to bored date, sorry I mean super model nympho:
Yeah well I went down there the first day it opened right, and I did a couple of laps, I pulled over, the bloke that runs the thing comes over and said - Oi no professionals. I took my helmet off, I said I'm not a professional. He said - you're not a profesional? I said - No, he said - well you should be, if I was you I'd take up Formula One, and if you drive like that you'd probably be the best in the country! I said - I'm not interested I'm making s
t loads out of computers.
Yeah well I went down there the first day it opened right, and I did a couple of laps, I pulled over, the bloke that runs the thing comes over and said - Oi no professionals. I took my helmet off, I said I'm not a professional. He said - you're not a profesional? I said - No, he said - well you should be, if I was you I'd take up Formula One, and if you drive like that you'd probably be the best in the country! I said - I'm not interested I'm making s
t loads out of computers.spikey78 said:
Lovelorn PHer recounting his indoor karting to bored date, sorry I mean super model nympho:
Yeah well I went down there the first day it opened right, and I did a couple of laps, I pulled over, the bloke that runs the thing comes over and said - Oi no professionals. I took my helmet off, I said I'm not a professional. He said - you're not a profesional? I said - No, he said - well you should be, if I was you I'd take up Formula One, and if you drive like that you'd probably be the best in the country! I said - I'm not interested I'm making st loads out of computers.
genuine LolYeah well I went down there the first day it opened right, and I did a couple of laps, I pulled over, the bloke that runs the thing comes over and said - Oi no professionals. I took my helmet off, I said I'm not a professional. He said - you're not a profesional? I said - No, he said - well you should be, if I was you I'd take up Formula One, and if you drive like that you'd probably be the best in the country! I said - I'm not interested I'm making s
t loads out of computers.spikey78 said:
Lovelorn PHer recounting his indoor karting to bored date, sorry I mean super model nympho:
Yeah well I went down there the first day it opened right, and I did a couple of laps, I pulled over, the bloke that runs the thing comes over and said - Oi no professionals. I took my helmet off, I said I'm not a professional. He said - you're not a profesional? I said - No, he said - well you should be, if I was you I'd take up Formula One, and if you drive like that you'd probably be the best in the country! I said - I'm not interested I'm making st loads out of computers.
Did he mention that Bruce lee was working undercover investigating the triads in China.Yeah well I went down there the first day it opened right, and I did a couple of laps, I pulled over, the bloke that runs the thing comes over and said - Oi no professionals. I took my helmet off, I said I'm not a professional. He said - you're not a profesional? I said - No, he said - well you should be, if I was you I'd take up Formula One, and if you drive like that you'd probably be the best in the country! I said - I'm not interested I'm making s
t loads out of computers."Well, you'd definitely pick the worlds best known Chinese actor to go under cover"
Joey Deacon said:
Ari said:
Chatted to a word renowned neurosurgeon on Tinder huh?
And what were you that week, an astronaut or an international spy?
I didn't believe her either so I did a bit of cyber stalking and found a news story about the enquiry into the suicide of her husband. Stopped talking to her after that as it suddenly felt quite awkward!And what were you that week, an astronaut or an international spy?
Ari said:
Joey Deacon said:
With Tinder I have chatted to all sorts of women from a lady who does radio voice overs, to a woman who is a world renowned neurosurgeon.
Chatted to a word renowned neurosurgeon on Tinder huh? And what were you that week, an astronaut or an international spy?
t, but women in high powered careers often can't even find time to get fumbled with for 5 minutes and then jizzed on let alone find "the one". So, I reckon it has a 1/1000 chance of being true, instead of 1/4000. Blown2CV said:
Ari said:
Joey Deacon said:
With Tinder I have chatted to all sorts of women from a lady who does radio voice overs, to a woman who is a world renowned neurosurgeon.
Chatted to a word renowned neurosurgeon on Tinder huh? And what were you that week, an astronaut or an international spy?
t, but women in high powered careers often can't even find time to get fumbled with for 5 minutes and then jizzed on let alone find "the one". So, I reckon it has a 1/1000 chance of being true, instead of 1/4000. It's where I met my GF. Coming up 3 years together now.
One of her friends has just married the guy she met on there.Blown2CV said:
Ari said:
Joey Deacon said:
With Tinder I have chatted to all sorts of women from a lady who does radio voice overs, to a woman who is a world renowned neurosurgeon.
Chatted to a word renowned neurosurgeon on Tinder huh? And what were you that week, an astronaut or an international spy?
t, but women in high powered careers often can't even find time to get fumbled with for 5 minutes and then jizzed on let alone find "the one". So, I reckon it has a 1/1000 chance of being true, instead of 1/4000. shakotan said:
I'm on PoF, OKCupid, Tinder and Happn - have been for several months.
Not a single bite off any of them - no-one even registering an interest.
Oh well, leave more time for car tomfoolery, xBox and masturbation I guess...
Why not post some screen shots off your profile? Blank out your face if you want. Not a single bite off any of them - no-one even registering an interest.
Oh well, leave more time for car tomfoolery, xBox and masturbation I guess...
When I go on tinder dates I always ask the girl what they liked about my profile and how I compare in real life. Generally arrogance is a good thing. My profile is full of facebook crap which I put on facebook when I was about 18ish. It has comments like "God must have spent a little more time on me". Some girls like that - the confidence intrigues them. If I can get dates on there then anyone can.
Adenauer said:
photosnob said:
"God must have spent a little more time on me".
....and now, I would like to get to know you.Jesus Christ Almighty.
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
Bit of a legend, humble, big time, handsome, fashionable, successful.
God must have spent a little more time on me.
But it works...
shakotan said:
I'm on PoF, OKCupid, Tinder and Happn - have been for several months.
Not a single bite off any of them - no-one even registering an interest.
Oh well, leave more time for car tomfoolery, xBox and masturbation I guess...
I was going to assume you must be based in the arse end of beyond, but your profile suggests you are in London? Not a single bite off any of them - no-one even registering an interest.
Oh well, leave more time for car tomfoolery, xBox and masturbation I guess...
It's not that I doubt your honesty, but I am simply staggered at how this is possible. Are you being extremely selective or, in the nicest possible way, are you swiping out of your league?
I don't usually support the idea of uploading your profile to here but it surely must have something problematic with it for this to happen. I had a brief hiatus from tinder and returned this week and must have had 50 matches.
Have you got any good female friends that could give you a makeover, snap some new pics that aren't obviously staged and give you some input as to your profile?
I would say any script on the bottom is largely academic. It's very much aesthetic based and, if anything, if your hobbies aren't attractive to women then you'll do more harm than good. I have never bothered with much (if any) text.
photosnob said:
This is what my profile says...
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
Bit of a legend, humble, big time, handsome, fashionable, successful.
God must have spent a little more time on me.
But it works...
Yes but.. I REALLY want to get to know you.. Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
Bit of a legend, humble, big time, handsome, fashionable, successful.
God must have spent a little more time on me.
But it works...
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