The thread in which PHers reveal tenuous links to famous people.

The thread in which PHers reveal tenuous links to famous people.

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CubanPete

3,630 posts

190 months

Sunday 28th June 2020
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My mum and dad know Ben Ainslie's mum and dad.

My great uncle and aunt swapped houses with Ian Botham.

My dad knows Tim Rice

Clint from PWEI asked me where the loos were in a pub.

Midge Ure's daughter lodged with a friend.


GloverMart

11,948 posts

217 months

Sunday 28th June 2020
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I can't remember if I posted this earlier on the thread or not so apologies if I did and you remember it.

22nd November 2003 was THE Rugby World Cup Final of all time ("Jonny Wilkinson drops for World Cup glory....") but as a football fan, my only interest was in Hull City v Yeovil Town at the KC Stadium. Drove a minibus from Bristol up there and listened to the epic moment as we waite to pick someone up from Loughborough. Drove on and stopped at the services further North and went for a wee.

Who should be in there but Austin Healey? He had been called up for the squad earlier in the tournament because of injury cover but had returned home before the Final. Didn't say anything, just politely nodded at the urinals.

Well, that's it really.

The Mad Monk

10,493 posts

119 months

Sunday 28th June 2020
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I have stood at the urinal with Dennis Thatcher and Eddie Jones (England Rugby Coach), although not at the same time.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

118 months

Sunday 28th June 2020
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Baldchap said:
I once helped look for Engelbert Humperdinck's lost dog.

It wasn't me that found it.
He must have released it, by accident of course.

Celtic Dragon

3,177 posts

237 months

Sunday 28th June 2020
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ResQ1 said:
I stabbed Bruce Dickinson, lead singer of Iron Maiden, in the chest several times, and got away with it.
Either he let you or you are damned good given he was ranked something like 4th in the U.K.!

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

263 months

Sunday 28th June 2020
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Big-Bo-Beep said:
Well it's an interesting variation on the "3 handshakes from Hitler" thing.

Your dibber and a royal dibber have dibbed in the same honeypot.

Sir, I am your obedient servant, did you see a knighthood go this way ?
I was in an aircraft museum chatting to a stranger who included the phrase '...the last time I met Chuck Yeager..' into the conversation.
bow

mfmman

2,467 posts

185 months

Sunday 28th June 2020
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CubanPete said:
Clint from PWEI asked me where the loos were in a pub.

Midge Ure's daughter lodged with a friend.
Those two sound like lines from an Alan Bennett monologue

anonymous-user

56 months

Sunday 28th June 2020
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My mate stayed at a hotel for a meeting and "bumped" into Lionel Blair in the toilets where he was invited to go back to Blairs room for champagne. My mate declined.

popeyewhite

20,223 posts

122 months

Sunday 28th June 2020
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My mum owns a copy of a painting by Prince Charles. It's rubbish BTW.

jakesmith

9,461 posts

173 months

Monday 29th June 2020
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spikeyhead said:
Pothole said:
I once stood behind Martin Johnson in the checkout queue in a small Co Op store near Leicester. He's blimmin' huge!
I'm surprised he could fit in a small store.
I met him at a corporate event at two let’s and my mate wanted his photo taken. I pretended to take ages to get it working but was actually videoing as I wound Jonni up on purpose saying things like ‘this is England goal keeper Martin Jameson’ you can see him looking more and more annoyed in the clip it is honestly priceless

vetrof

2,517 posts

175 months

Monday 29th June 2020
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I "knew" Sam Fox's cousin a couple of times. They share a nice pair of attributes.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

118 months

Monday 29th June 2020
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Sam Fox gave me a glossy A4 photo of herself, which she signed Love Sam......cool:....::cloud9

Blown2CV

29,192 posts

205 months

Monday 29th June 2020
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nonsequitur said:
Sam Fox gave me a glossy A4 photo of herself, which she signed Love Sam......cool:....::cloud9
my masseuse is called Sam Fox

Pothole

34,367 posts

284 months

Monday 29th June 2020
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ResQ1 said:
I stabbed Bruce Dickinson, lead singer of Iron Maiden, in the chest several times, and got away with it.
I missed out on meeting him at an event he was supposed to be commentating on (Air races in Malta). We stood about 10 feet from each other but I got no closer as two planes collided and a pilot died so the event was cancelled.

Buster73

5,088 posts

155 months

Monday 29th June 2020
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Nice airport many years ago a certain Stelios walking around looking very concerned, turned out he’d dropped his boarding card and needed a copy , he then had to get escorted to the front of the queue as he was running that late for one of his own planes.

The next year our flight from Nice to Heathrow was delayed, Jackie Charlton was on our flight and got the chief steward to make sure his connection to Newcastle was held for him , he was escorted straight to the front of passport control followed very closely by a group os us who by chance needed the same connection, he turned round and told someone that we were with him and we all made the flight.

Corvid-2020

1,994 posts

81 months

Monday 29th June 2020
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I let Zodiac Mindwarp and Bill Drumond cross a Zebra crossing in Liverpool in the late 1990s.

Julian Cope once sat next to my wife in the Liverpool Empire I think it was. She said he smelt rather "fungal".

Mikebentley

6,243 posts

142 months

Monday 29th June 2020
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I know a builder from Gloucestershire who had a job at a large house in the countryside nearby. On arrival he met a pretty blonde 18yr old lady who was somewhat flirtatious. One thing led to another and over the next few weeks whilst at work and not engaged in sexual relations.

Grandmother of said young lady appears on £10 notes and coinage of the realm.

paulguitar

24,169 posts

115 months

Monday 29th June 2020
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Mikebentley said:
One thing led to another and over the next few weeks whilst at work and not engaged in sexual relations.
Not engaged in sexual relations?

What's the story here then?




eldar

21,941 posts

198 months

Monday 29th June 2020
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paulguitar said:
Not engaged in sexual relations?

What's the story here then?
I shagged a. Corgi, possibly royal?

Mikebentley

6,243 posts

142 months

Monday 29th June 2020
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My mistake, I got interrupted by the wife and typed the wrong thing. Basically his time was split between work and pleasure in equal measure.