A bit council (Vol 4)

[Dog Star]

Jesus!

[kowalski655]

Dog Star said:

Jesus!

He's totally council: no job, long hair, hangs about in a gang of 13 , causes a fuss in church by kicking over tables, dad never around, boozing on cheap wine, then gets utterly nailed and disappears for an entire weekend!

[ApOrbital]

Christ on a bike.

[Steamer]

kowalski655 said:

Dog Star said:

Jesus!

He's totally council: no job, long hair, hangs about in a gang of 13 , causes a fuss in church by kicking over tables, dad never around, boozing on cheap wine, then gets utterly nailed and disappears for an entire weekend!

Not to mention - association with prostitutes, gets a bit preachy, dubious footwear.. and as for that walking on water stunt, well that can only be wacky-baky!

[anonymous-user]

Steamer said:

kowalski655 said:

Dog Star said:

Jesus!

He's totally council: no job, long hair, hangs about in a gang of 13 , causes a fuss in church by kicking over tables, dad never around, boozing on cheap wine, then gets utterly nailed and disappears for an entire weekend!

Not to mention - association with prostitutes, gets a bit preachy, dubious footwear.. and as for that walking on water stunt, well that can only be wacky-baky!

And his mum reckoned she was a virgin

[nonsequitur]

wolfracesonic said:

talksthetorque said:

wolfracesonic said:

Cowncil?

ISWYTD

Did you find it amoosing? I’m here all week, avoid the veal, try the beef.

Not an udder cow joke please. (Or we could milk it).

[kowalski655]

Grahamdub said:

And his mum reckoned she was a virgin

One woman's lies to cover up her affair with a donkey salesman, and look at the hassles it causes 2000 years later!

[Etypephil]

Referring to the great unwashed as "a bit council".

[hyphen]

Aldi said:

Fill your home with the delectable scent of yummy Jaffa Cakes with the addition of this amazing candle. Perfect for those who have a sweet tooth, this candle will ensure your house smells welcoming and especially pleasant for guests.

[anonymous-user]

hyphen said:

That would just make me want to eat jaffa cakes

[Lemming Train]

INB4 council types appear in The Daily Mail, pictured in their local A&E with sad compo face after having had their stomach pumped from trying to eat the candle because it wasn't labelled as non-edible.

[Electronicpants]

DavieW said:

Is this the Facebook equivalent of Brighthouse?

https://www.facebook.com/mypayweekly/?tn-str=k*F&a...

Going by that Facebook page Grey is very council, why is everything grey? Grey carpets, grey laminate flooring, grey emulsion on the walls, grey sofa, even the obligatory "LOVE" sign on the wall is grey/sliver.

[V8mate]

In a break with thread tradition, I'd like to present something that, surprisingly, turned out not to be council.

Today I went to a traditional, English seaside town. They all seem to have become sink holes for long-term unemployed and the dregs of the day-tripper market. But not here.

The seafront was busy; the sandy part was very crowded and the pebbly bit slightly more relaxed. But there were no scumbags, no 'fightong dogs', and barely a tattoo anywhere. The latter, I found quite astonishing, in spite of the full range of age groups in balanced representation.

Full marks for a pleasant day to Lyme Regis!

[The Mad Monk]

V8mate said:

In a break with thread tradition, I'd like to present something that, surprisingly, turned out not to be council.

Today I went to a traditional, English seaside town. They all seem to have become sink holes for long-term unemployed and the dregs of the day-tripper market. But not here.

The seafront was busy; the sandy part was very crowded and the pebbly bit slightly more relaxed. But there were no scumbags, no 'fightong dogs', and barely a tattoo anywhere. The latter, I found quite astonishing, in spite of the full range of age groups in balanced representation.

Full marks for a pleasant day to Lyme Regis!

Wrong thread.

[motco]

Was there a wind-blown bint staring wistfully out to sea from the Cob?

[V8mate]

motco said:

Was there a wind-blown bint staring wistfully out to sea from the Cob?

[hyphen]

V8mate said:

In a break with thread tradition, I'd like to present something that, surprisingly, turned out not to be council.

Today I went to a traditional, English seaside town...

Today? So a) not yet evening and b) any chavs haven't gotten out of bed yet from the bank holiday binge drinking.

[V8mate]

hyphen said:

V8mate said:

In a break with thread tradition, I'd like to present something that, surprisingly, turned out not to be council.

Today I went to a traditional, English seaside town...

Today? So a) not yet evening and b) any chavs haven't gotten out of bed yet from the bank holiday binge drinking.

Sound challenge but, pubs aside, I didn't see any evidence of potential 'evening entertainment' which might attract society's wrong'uns.

[The Li-ion King]

The Mad Monk said:

Black_S3 said:

It’s not true. Brand new cars, usually Nissan quasquais with 1.0 petrol engines appear to be the chariot of choice these days. Get em free by telling the doctor you’re kids are autistic.

Can one get a free car if one lacks certain grammatical skills?

If one tries hard enuff, then yes


I thought their car of choice was the Juke?

Extra Council points if yellow

[sc0tt]

The Li-ion King said:

The Mad Monk said:

Black_S3 said:

It’s not true. Brand new cars, usually Nissan quasquais with 1.0 petrol engines appear to be the chariot of choice these days. Get em free by telling the doctor you’re kids are autistic.

Can one get a free car if one lacks certain grammatical skills?

If one tries hard enuff, then yes


I thought their car of choice was the Juke?

Extra Council points if yellow

My mother has one of these. She bought it so she could help with the niece and nephew. Horrible car but I will defend the colour. An avid fan of yellow. Had a Ford puma millennium in yellow, a yellow hyundai accent and now the juke. An avid fan of yellow she is and bar the puma a fan of cars she is not. But I won’t have you calling my mother council