The thread in which PHers reveal tenuous links to famous people.
Discussion
Mikebentley said:
I know a builder from Gloucestershire who had a job at a large house in the countryside nearby. On arrival he met a pretty blonde 18yr old lady who was somewhat flirtatious. One thing led to another and over the next few weeks whilst at work and not engaged in sexual relations.
Grandmother of said young lady appears on £10 notes and coinage of the realm.
sounds like you are somewhat easily led. I bet you eagerly click on every internet scam you see.Grandmother of said young lady appears on £10 notes and coinage of the realm.
Blown 2Cv how do you reach the conclusion? I mearly and admittedly rather clumsily posted something that was told to me several years ago by the builder when we were talking. I have no reason to disbelieve him and he was a former professional rugby player so actually just her type as her future marriage would prove.
Never been the victim of a scam and as a previous prison officer of 20yrs generally can spot bulls
tters a mile off.
Never been the victim of a scam and as a previous prison officer of 20yrs generally can spot bulls
tters a mile off.Mikebentley said:
Blown 2Cv how do you reach the conclusion? I mearly and admittedly rather clumsily posted something that was told to me several years ago by the builder when we were talking. I have no reason to disbelieve him and he was a former professional rugby player so actually just her type as her future marriage would prove.
Never been the victim of a scam and as a previous prison officer of 20yrs generally can spot bullstters a mile off.
Well seeing as you took the comment so seriously.... no real reason other than it sounds incredibly implausible and is totally uncorroborated. I mean it's unlikely enough that any given builder just happens to smash a client's average looking daughter, without them being an actual royal. It's a lot easier to make up a story that you cannot disprove than it is to actually penetrate a member of the royal family, i have found, to my chagrin. Never been the victim of a scam and as a previous prison officer of 20yrs generally can spot bulls
tters a mile off.I had a guy who used to wash my car who used to constantly come out with such utter bulls
t stories. I had to stop using him for that reason, even though he was quite good at washing cars. He used to collar me and spout made up rubbish until i had taken to many backward steps (whilst nodding) that i was back in the house with the door shut whilst he was still talking. Maybe some people believed the stuff he came out with, but I don't think he minded either way. However even he admittedly never risked a story so ridiculous as him porking a fking A-lister who just happened to be hanging around gagging for cock whilst he was shampooing dog st arse prints out of car upholstery in the fking rain. There are tenuous links, and there are very much non-tenuous encounters with the same sort of likelihood as a euromillions win.
Anyway totally unrelated to the above post, my guttering repair man tells me he once was part of a ten-man bukkake session with Princess Anne. A chance encounter down william hill's, one thing led to another, and bosh, there he is with Jamie Oliver, Bodger from Bodger and Badger, Robert Kilroy-Silke, Harry Styles and Dwayne "the rock" Johnson all in a circle. The other guys were not famous, because it makes the story seem more believable. I've no reason to feel he is lying, and he has a cock like a horse so you know, he's kind of her type.
Blown2CV said:
Mikebentley said:
Blown 2Cv how do you reach the conclusion? I mearly and admittedly rather clumsily posted something that was told to me several years ago by the builder when we were talking. I have no reason to disbelieve him and he was a former professional rugby player so actually just her type as her future marriage would prove.
Never been the victim of a scam and as a previous prison officer of 20yrs generally can spot bullstters a mile off.
Well seeing as you took the comment so seriously.... no real reason other than it sounds incredibly implausible and is totally uncorroborated. I mean it's unlikely enough that any given builder just happens to smash a client's average looking daughter, without them being an actual royal. It's a lot easier to make up a story that you cannot disprove than it is to actually penetrate a member of the royal family, i have found, to my chagrin. Never been the victim of a scam and as a previous prison officer of 20yrs generally can spot bulls
tters a mile off.I had a guy who used to wash my car who used to constantly come out with such utter bulls
t stories. I had to stop using him for that reason, even though he was quite good at washing cars. He used to collar me and spout made up rubbish until i had taken to many backward steps (whilst nodding) that i was back in the house with the door shut whilst he was still talking. Maybe some people believed the stuff he came out with, but I don't think he minded either way. However even he admittedly never risked a story so ridiculous as him porking a fking A-lister who just happened to be hanging around gagging for cock whilst he was shampooing dog st arse prints out of car upholstery in the fking rain. There are tenuous links, and there are very much non-tenuous encounters with the same sort of likelihood as a euromillions win.
Anyway totally unrelated to the above post, my guttering repair man tells me he once was part of a ten-man bukkake session with Princess Anne. A chance encounter down william hill's, one thing led to another, and bosh, there he is with Jamie Oliver, Bodger from Bodger and Badger, Robert Kilroy-Silke, Harry Styles and Dwayne "the rock" Johnson all in a circle. The other guys were not famous, because it makes the story seem more believable. I've no reason to feel he is lying, and he has a cock like a horse so you know, he's kind of her type.
Whilst I cannot prove what I was told I believe the guy who told me It in what was a wider conversation. You don’t have to believe it but please don’t make judgements about me. I will leave this here as internet back and forth is pointless.
Mikebentley said:
Badger yes but I refuse to believe Bodger was ever there.
Whilst I cannot prove what I was told I believe the guy who told me It in what was a wider conversation. You don’t have to believe it but please don’t make judgements about me. I will leave this here as internet back and forth is pointless.
In defence of Mike, this is exactly the sort of thing Great Aunt Margaret and Great Great Uncle Dickie used to do. Not implausible at all. In fact getting their 'bit of rough' is not uncommon at all amongst Royals the world over. Just look at the Raniers in Monaco. Whilst I cannot prove what I was told I believe the guy who told me It in what was a wider conversation. You don’t have to believe it but please don’t make judgements about me. I will leave this here as internet back and forth is pointless.
popeyewhite said:
My mother and father shared a hotel lift with Phil Lynott and Scott Gorham, members of the popular 80s rock combo Thin Lizzy.
I was denied entry to a lift in a Buenos Aires hotel because Pavarotti was occupying said elevator. His manager / minder held his hand out to prevent access.There was another along in a minute.
My Mum's cousin was in a student rock band with Dan Aykroyd.
I went to school with Barry Davies's son.
My sister went to school with Cleo Laine's daughter, and left her coat at their house once. Cleo turned up the next day at our tiny terraced house in her Roller, dressed in furs, pearls, and all that, to return it. My Mum was in her curlers and pinny doing the housework when she opened the door to her. She'll get over it one day...
Prince Charles once got my kite out of a tree.
I went to school with Barry Davies's son.
My sister went to school with Cleo Laine's daughter, and left her coat at their house once. Cleo turned up the next day at our tiny terraced house in her Roller, dressed in furs, pearls, and all that, to return it. My Mum was in her curlers and pinny doing the housework when she opened the door to her. She'll get over it one day...
Prince Charles once got my kite out of a tree.
Blown2CV said:
Anyway totally unrelated to the above post, my guttering repair man tells me he once was part of a ten-man bukkake session with Princess Anne. A chance encounter down william hill's, one thing led to another, and bosh, there he is with Jamie Oliver, Bodger from Bodger and Badger, Robert Kilroy-Silke, Harry Styles and Dwayne "the rock" Johnson all in a circle. The other guys were not famous, because it makes the story seem more believable. I've no reason to feel he is lying, and he has a cock like a horse so you know, he's kind of her type.
I can't tell you how much I want this to be a true story.
nonsequitur said:
I was denied entry to a lift in a Buenos Aires hotel because Pavarotti was occupying said elevator. His manager / minder held his hand out to prevent access.
There was another along in a minute.
Years ago, I was waiting for the lift in the car park of Caesars Palace, Las Vegas.There was another along in a minute.
Ding! The door opened and Céline Dion was in there with a couple of well built guys in suits, I assumed that they were her minders, one was speaking to her in French.
Figuring that I had no chance, I stood still, but she beckoned me in.
I thanked her quietly in French, and you would have thought that I was a long lost uncle, firstly she asked where was I from in Québec, I said that I was from London, but I spoke French a little.
She said that I should learn Montréal slang in case we met again, and kissed my cheek as we got to my floor, I told my wife that I was going to lean back in the shower, so as not to wash the kiss off.
Frank7 said:
Years ago, I was waiting for the lift in the car park of Caesars Palace, Las Vegas.
Ding! The door opened and Céline Dion was in there with a couple of well built guys in suits, I assumed that they were her minders, one was speaking to her in French.
Figuring that I had no chance, I stood still, but she beckoned me in.
I thanked her quietly in French, and you would have thought that I was a long lost uncle, firstly she asked where was I from in Québec, I said that I was from London, but I spoke French a little.
She said that I should learn Montréal slang in case we met again, and kissed my cheek as we got to my floor, I told my wife that I was going to lean back in the shower, so as not to wash the kiss off.
Interesting point about the kiss , my wife met Frankie Dettori in Zermatt about 12 years ago and she got a kiss on the cheek that she didn’t want to wash off as well.Ding! The door opened and Céline Dion was in there with a couple of well built guys in suits, I assumed that they were her minders, one was speaking to her in French.
Figuring that I had no chance, I stood still, but she beckoned me in.
I thanked her quietly in French, and you would have thought that I was a long lost uncle, firstly she asked where was I from in Québec, I said that I was from London, but I spoke French a little.
She said that I should learn Montréal slang in case we met again, and kissed my cheek as we got to my floor, I told my wife that I was going to lean back in the shower, so as not to wash the kiss off.
Be about the same era we saw CD in Vegas , she put a damn good show on ,well worth going to see.
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