Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)
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ANYONE LIVING IN MY AREA?
If so would you be interested in spending the day in a helicopter flight for 4 people? I'm still looking for 2 more people to join us. We leave early Saturday (July 23rd) morning from Gatwick airport and will fly to Sandbanks, nr Poole , where we will have breakfast and then on a luxury yacht for lunch.
Then we’ll sail along the coast to see the seals and dolphins, then returning to the marina and go out for dinner, before flying back home.
If interested please pm me.
Preferably someone with a helicopter and yacht, otherwise we're stuffed.
If so would you be interested in spending the day in a helicopter flight for 4 people? I'm still looking for 2 more people to join us. We leave early Saturday (July 23rd) morning from Gatwick airport and will fly to Sandbanks, nr Poole , where we will have breakfast and then on a luxury yacht for lunch.
Then we’ll sail along the coast to see the seals and dolphins, then returning to the marina and go out for dinner, before flying back home.
If interested please pm me.
Preferably someone with a helicopter and yacht, otherwise we're stuffed.
I went to the doctor for a full medical.
He asked me to strip off my clothes and when I had finished he remarked that my penis is shaped like a saxophone.
I told him it was a family trait and we all had sex organs shaped like musical instruments.
He was amazed and said "In all my 27 years of practicing medicine, I've never seen anything like it ... wait a minute, I did see a lady once with a vagina shaped like a mouth organ!"
I said "That'll be our Monica!"
He asked me to strip off my clothes and when I had finished he remarked that my penis is shaped like a saxophone.
I told him it was a family trait and we all had sex organs shaped like musical instruments.
He was amazed and said "In all my 27 years of practicing medicine, I've never seen anything like it ... wait a minute, I did see a lady once with a vagina shaped like a mouth organ!"
I said "That'll be our Monica!"
hairy v said:
I went to the doctor for a full medical.
He asked me to strip off my clothes and when I had finished he remarked that my penis is shaped like a saxophone.
I told him it was a family trait and we all had sex organs shaped like musical instruments.
He was amazed and said "In all my 27 years of practicing medicine, I've never seen anything like it ... wait a minute, I did see a lady once with a vagina shaped like a mouth organ!"
I said "That'll be our Monica!"
Very good. The original version of this (or the earliest one I know) was by Max Miller. He asked me to strip off my clothes and when I had finished he remarked that my penis is shaped like a saxophone.
I told him it was a family trait and we all had sex organs shaped like musical instruments.
He was amazed and said "In all my 27 years of practicing medicine, I've never seen anything like it ... wait a minute, I did see a lady once with a vagina shaped like a mouth organ!"
I said "That'll be our Monica!"
john2443 said:
Teacher - What do you think the man would say when the first little piggy asked him for some straw to build a house?
Kid - fk me! a talking pig!
Reminds me of this cartoon for those with a darker sense of humour…Kid - fk me! a talking pig!
The fourth little pig’s house was built of wolf skulls. They aren’t very sturdy, but they send a message.
Edited by 67Dino on Saturday 17th June 08:39
shakotan said:
Pixelpeep Electric said:
Had a terrible evening. I guessed orange, but it was chocolate. I guessed toffee, but it was peanut. I guessed Strawberry but it was coffee. I was wrong on so many Revels
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