Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)
Discussion
A man goes to confession and says to the Priest " Father, I am 75 years old and I have been married for 50 years. All those years I have been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with a 19 year old."
The Priest asked the man" When was the last time you made a confession?"
The man said "Never, I'm Jewish"
The Priest replied "Then why are you telling me all this?"
"Oh, I'm telling everyone" the man says.
The Priest asked the man" When was the last time you made a confession?"
The man said "Never, I'm Jewish"
The Priest replied "Then why are you telling me all this?"
"Oh, I'm telling everyone" the man says.
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