Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 37
Discussion
paua said:
Big Ros were a red-head, weren't she? 
Yes, as a matter of fact she was, paua! How did you know?She was a rather statuesque flame-haired female warrior type, who would not have looked out of place fighting alongside Boudicca, despatching Roman mercenary soldiers with her deadly hockey stick if they refused to help her with her school homework or take her to the pictures. Formidable!
You didn't mess with Big Ros. You did whatever she wanted.
Bobberoo said:
That's very good your Dickyness, thanks for making me laugh,I've just had a sense of humour failure after being given a shim and being asked to "just face it off to .0355" +/- .0002" would you?" Yeah, sure, no problem, 
Bobbers, If you haven't got access to a linisher, would you like to borrow my 9" angle grinder?Good moaning Orl
It's bin day here oop norf:
Blue for paper and cardboard
Green for garden and food waste
It's also bin raining overnight.
And I've bin thinking.
This could have serious consequences.
I don't usually do much thinking until after breakfast, and I've run out of bacon.
I wonder what slopes was going on about yesterday? It sounded rather ominous.
Bobberoo said:
I went out with a girl called Angie who was around 5' 10" when I was all of 5' 6", she was very curvy with black wavey hair, my family nick named her The Amazonian as she was taller than everyone apart from my brother!!
On of my dad's pieces of advice to me growing up was to do with tall girls: "You put a bucket over their heads and swing on the handle." He was 5'5". Thinking how funny this was, I recounted it to my mum. She turned on my dad. He just smiled and denied it. "Not me. I don't know where he got that from, but it wasn't me." I learned such a lot that day.
DickyC said:
Bobberoo said:
That's very good your Dickyness, thanks for making me laugh,I've just had a sense of humour failure after being given a shim and being asked to "just face it off to .0355" +/- .0002" would you?" Yeah, sure, no problem,
Just give it a rub with a scrap of emery. It'll be fine. Won't that chafe a bit, Dicky??? 
Psycho Warren said:
Been on a bit of a health drive so for dinner the other night ate literally a large plate of brocolli and cauliflower as its filling but low calorie.
Next day I had the biggest s
t for years. So big it rose out the water like a volcanic island.
Next day I had the biggest s
t for years. So big it rose out the water like a volcanic island. 
Are you going to hollow it out and use as your secret lair and rocket base?Be careful, Scrump is watching you.
witteringon said:
DickyC said:
Watching the post count. How does he do that?...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ......
Anyway, expect to be accosted by Mrs B at some time in the near future with an offer she thinks you'll be unable to refuse. She heard about wolf whistles being banned and assumed there would be panic buying. She did some research and secured a batch of wolf whistles - like dog whistles but tailored specifically for wolves - from two men in the White Line & KitKat. The landlord said the two men bore an uncanny resemblance to Stott and Hickey the two scoundrels who sold Battert the air conditioning system last week.
11 years! Marvelous!
We have just returned from that there Angouleme where Madam M had her appointment with the surgeon.
Not 100% news but not too bad. She has to bath the hand in Aspirin fizz twice a day.
Agent M and my self walked the beautiful rampart gardens for an hour while waiting.
Hopefully a pic or two later.
Rump steak has been bought on the way home!
We have just returned from that there Angouleme where Madam M had her appointment with the surgeon.
Not 100% news but not too bad. She has to bath the hand in Aspirin fizz twice a day.
Agent M and my self walked the beautiful rampart gardens for an hour while waiting.
Hopefully a pic or two later.
Rump steak has been bought on the way home!
We an either sing an Andy Williams song:
Almost there
We're almost there
How wonderful, wonderful our love will be
For you, for me
We're almost there
Where we will share
A warm caress, tenderness, a dream come true
For me, for you
Love has waited such a long time
Now we're a kiss apart
Darling, this is the right time
To let the kisses start
For you're almost mine
And soon we'll find
Our paradise, paradise so rare
Close your eyes for we're almost there
You're almost mine
And soon we'll find
Our paradise, paradise so rare
Close your eyes, close your eyes
Close your eyes for we're almost there
Almost there
Almost there
Almost there
Or we can start the PU now.
Tough decision.
I'm just relaxing to prepare myself for the rigours of the evening ahead...
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DickyC said:
We an either sing an Andy Williams song:
Almost there
We're almost there
How wonderful
Almost there
Or we can start the PU now.
Tough decision.
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