Odd things your neighbours do?

[MartG]

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

Frank7 said:

I’m hard pressed to think which is worse, jerking off out of a window, or hanging washing in the back yard, shouldn’t you ask in the Council thread?

You're wide off the mark on this one Frank. Council would be shoving the whole lot in the pricey to run dryer, whilst outside at 20 degrees is a free alternative...and better for the environment

FTFY

[generationx]

Henners said:

pherlopolus said:

Frank7 said:

pherlopolus said:

One of our neighbours boyfriends had a tommy tank out of an upstairs window while my wife was hanging out the washing, he coughed to draw her attention. She called him a filthy pervert so loud neighbours heard inside. The police were called and they came around super quick. We also informed the nice police people about the activities in the hot tub in direct view of our 16 year old daughters bedroom window.

Not had any problems since, we have suspicions about her employment but no proof.

I’m hard pressed to think which is worse, jerking off out of a window, or hanging washing in the back yard, shouldn’t you ask in the Council thread?

Really? I think you have some very skewed views of acceptable behaviour. Have you considered therapy, you probably need it if you consider sexual assault and hanging out washing are of equal measure.

tt.

He's a taxi driver

Is he?

[pherlopolus]

MartG said:

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

Frank7 said:

I’m hard pressed to think which is worse, jerking off out of a window, or hanging washing in the back yard, shouldn’t you ask in the Council thread?

You're wide off the mark on this one Frank. Council would be shoving the whole lot in the pricey to run dryer, whilst outside at 20 degrees is a free alternative...and better for the environment

FTFY

So having sufficient land to hang out washing, the inclination to hang out washing, and earning enough that my wife can be an at home dog mum is not council? That's a relief, I will let her know.

:-D

[Fermit and Sexy Sarah]

pherlopolus said:

MartG said:

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

Frank7 said:

I’m hard pressed to think which is worse, jerking off out of a window, or hanging washing in the back yard, shouldn’t you ask in the Council thread?

You're wide off the mark on this one Frank. Council would be shoving the whole lot in the pricey to run dryer, whilst outside at 20 degrees is a free alternative...and better for the environment

FTFY

So having sufficient land to hang out washing, the inclination to hang out washing, and earning enough that my wife can be an at home dog mum is not council? That's a relief, I will let her know.

:-D

I'd make sure your wife isn't in the vicinity before you post that she's a dog

[cheesesliceking]

Henners said:

pherlopolus said:

Frank7 said:

pherlopolus said:

One of our neighbours boyfriends had a tommy tank out of an upstairs window while my wife was hanging out the washing, he coughed to draw her attention. She called him a filthy pervert so loud neighbours heard inside. The police were called and they came around super quick. We also informed the nice police people about the activities in the hot tub in direct view of our 16 year old daughters bedroom window.

Not had any problems since, we have suspicions about her employment but no proof.

I’m hard pressed to think which is worse, jerking off out of a window, or hanging washing in the back yard, shouldn’t you ask in the Council thread?

Really? I think you have some very skewed views of acceptable behaviour. Have you considered therapy, you probably need it if you consider sexual assault and hanging out washing are of equal measure.

tt.

He's a taxi driver

Really? he's never mentioned it.

[Henners]

cheesesliceking said:

Henners said:

pherlopolus said:

Frank7 said:

pherlopolus said:

One of our neighbours boyfriends had a tommy tank out of an upstairs window while my wife was hanging out the washing, he coughed to draw her attention. She called him a filthy pervert so loud neighbours heard inside. The police were called and they came around super quick. We also informed the nice police people about the activities in the hot tub in direct view of our 16 year old daughters bedroom window.

Not had any problems since, we have suspicions about her employment but no proof.

I’m hard pressed to think which is worse, jerking off out of a window, or hanging washing in the back yard, shouldn’t you ask in the Council thread?

Really? I think you have some very skewed views of acceptable behaviour. Have you considered therapy, you probably need it if you consider sexual assault and hanging out washing are of equal measure.

tt.

He's a taxi driver

Really? he's never mentioned it.

It was only mentioned once, some time ago, in a very subtle way.

Surprised I didn't miss it tbh.

[Frank7]

ben5575 said:

I think he was probably joking Unfortunately the Council Thread humour doesn't tend to travel well outside of the thread itself.

But to be clear, wking over somebody's wife hanging out the washing = Council. Having sufficient land to hang out washing = Not Council. Hanging out the washing yourself rather than having sufficient staff to hang out the washing etc etc etc....

Yes, I WAS joking, in retrospect I SHOULD have used a smiley face, but it didn’t occur to me that anyone would think that I seriously thought jerking off out of a window, AND calling attention to it was really on a par with hanging out washing, council or otherwise.
I really should have thought, that what sounds hilarious in your head, doesn’t always come off like that to someone reading it, but as we all know, hindsight has 20/20 vision.
So fair enough, my bad, (but wait, isn’t that a no-no too?), pile it on, just remember, I’m no longer a taxi driver, but did I mention that I used to be one?

[Pit Pony]

pherlopolus said:

Frank7 said:

pherlopolus said:

One of our neighbours boyfriends had a tommy tank out of an upstairs window while my wife was hanging out the washing, he coughed to draw her attention. She called him a filthy pervert so loud neighbours heard inside. The police were called and they came around super quick. We also informed the nice police people about the activities in the hot tub in direct view of our 16 year old daughters bedroom window.

Not had any problems since, we have suspicions about her employment but no proof.

I’m hard pressed to think which is worse, jerking off out of a window, or hanging washing in the back yard, shouldn’t you ask in the Council thread?

Really? I think you have some very skewed views of acceptable behaviour. Have you considered therapy, you probably need it if you consider sexual assault and hanging out washing are of equal measure.

tt.

Someone has no sense of humour.

Chill.

[Frank7]

Pit Pony said:

Someone has no sense of humour.

Chill.

Thanks PP, sincerely, but I’ve already seen the alleged error of my ways, and capitulated with an apologetic explanation, I hope that more posters will agree with you, but please God, it’s in the past now

[Pit Pony]

Frank7 said:

Thanks PP, sincerely, but I’ve already seen the alleged error of my ways, and capitulated with an apologetic explanation, I hope that more posters will agree with you, but please God, it’s in the past now

There is no God.

[pherlopolus]

Pit Pony said:

Someone has no sense of humour.

Chill.

I saw the funny side, my wife however is loath to go in the garden now if they are home. They also put CCTV up, one of the camera's was pointing into our garden, the "Lady" of the house offered to show me the screen, it was upstairs in a spare bedroom - I declined!

You would expect your own garden to be a fairly safe space....

[anonymous-user]

pherlopolus said:

I saw the funny side, my wife however is loath to go in the garden now if they are home. They also put CCTV up, one of the camera's was pointing into our garden, the "Lady" of the house offered to show me the screen, it was upstairs in a spare bedroom - I declined!

You would expect your own garden to be a fairly safe space....

That reminds me of the "friends" of ours who had a pc they wanted me to have a look at. It was in their bedroom, so I was already worried, but then when I saw the webcam pointed at the bed I made my excuses and left

[NateWM]

Wait.....what's wrong with putting out washing on the line?

[Frank7]

NateWM said:

Wait.....what's wrong with putting out washing on the line?

A multitude of possible answers to that, both why it’s okay, and why it’s seen as not okay, but having had my fingers burned in the past, for posting without giving serious thoughts to any possible reactions, I think I’ll take a pass on this, or should I plead the 5th?

[nonsequitur]

NateWM said:

Wait.....what's wrong with putting out washing on the line?

Nothing. There is nothing better than sun and air dried socks and skiddies.

[PositronicRay]

nonsequitur said:

NateWM said:

Wait.....what's wrong with putting out washing on the line?

Nothing. There is nothing better than sun and air dried socks and skiddies.

[Johnspex]

Frank7 said:

NateWM said:

Wait.....what's wrong with putting out washing on the line?

A multitude of possible answers to that, both why it’s okay, and why it’s seen as not okay, but having had my fingers burned in the past, for posting without giving serious thoughts to any possible reactions, I think I’ll take a pass on this, or should I plead the 5th?

.



I know you're well travelled Frank, but I don't think you can plead the 5th in this country. Or are you just trying to look clever?

[nonsequitur]

PositronicRay said:

nonsequitur said:

NateWM said:

Wait.....what's wrong with putting out washing on the line?

Nothing. There is nothing better than sun and air dried socks and skiddies.

Can't see the Boombox or telly. Washing line = no trampoline.

[glenrobbo]

Frank7 said:

Yes, I WAS joking, in retrospect I SHOULD have used a smiley face, but it didn’t occur to me that anyone would think that I seriously thought jerking off out of a window, AND calling attention to it was really on a par with hanging out washing, council or otherwise.
I really should have thought, that what sounds hilarious in your head, doesn’t always come off like that to someone reading it, but as we all know, hindsight has 20/20 vision.
So fair enough, my bad, (but wait, isn’t that a no-no too?), pile it on, just remember, I’m no longer a taxi driver, but did I mention that I used to be one?

Freudian slip, Frank? Or just a bit of clever wordplay?

I had no idea that you were a taxi driver. Please tell us about it.
Was it it anything like the film?.

[simoid]

nonsequitur said:

NateWM said:

Wait.....what's wrong with putting out washing on the line?

Nothing. There is nothing better than sun and air dried socks and skiddies.

Yes but when that’s all the woman next door is wearing as she does it, it’s too tempting not to knock one out. That reminds me, I must go and see about that persistent cough...