Geek Jokes

[MartG]

strudel said:

MartG said:

Adapt to survive

Except, it's not actually connected!

If it was you wouldn't see anything, would you

[Caruso]

JonRB said:

fadeaway said:

I really like that
But it wouldn't work, it's missing quotation marks around nice so is an invalid sql statement...

Is this better?

The command completed successfully.

[MartG]

[VladD]

If Kobayashi were to drive a Marussia on a simulator, could he only win if Captain James T Kirk fiddled with the software?

Edited by VladD on Tuesday 10th June 14:15

[ajprice]

MartG said:

[james_tigerwoods]

VladD said:

If Kobayashi were to drive a Marussia on a simulator, could he only win if Captain James T Kirk fiddled with the software?

Glad I'm not the only one that thinks that.

And has a geeky smile each time I hear his name

[Alex]

No one beats the Kobayashi Marussia.

[Snowboy]

JonRB said:

fadeaway said:

I really like that
But it wouldn't work, it's missing quotation marks around nice so is an invalid sql statement...

Is this better?

Sloppy coding, could be;
Where status in ('nice', 'nice')

[Dr Jekyll]

[MartG]

Dr Jekyll said:

Brilliant !

[McAndy]

[Morningside]

[OldJohnnyYen]

[JonRB]

OldJohnnyYen said:

Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be and can be reduced in size.

[loafer123]

JonRB said:

OldJohnnyYen said:

Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be and can be reduced in size.

....but let's use thicker glass to allow for unforseen stresses...

[defblade]

JonRB said:

OldJohnnyYen said:

Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be and can be reduced in size.

Pedant: unless under vacuum (unlikely when the liquid isn't boiling off into a gas), all the glasses are full.

[K12beano]

defblade said:

JonRB said:

OldJohnnyYen said:

Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be and can be reduced in size.

Pedant: unless under vacuum (unlikely when the liquid isn't boiling off into a gas), all the glasses are full.

You fools!



If you look closely enough at the glass supposedly holding the water it's mostly space....great galloping vastness of space .....

[h0b0]

[uncinqsix]

K12beano said:

defblade said:

JonRB said:

OldJohnnyYen said:

Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be and can be reduced in size.

Pedant: unless under vacuum (unlikely when the liquid isn't boiling off into a gas), all the glasses are full.

You fools!



If you look closely enough at the glass supposedly holding the water it's mostly space....great galloping vastness of space .....

https://what-if.xkcd.com/6/

[Hooli]

MartG said:

Dr Jekyll said:

Brilliant !