Geek Jokes

[LordGrover]

^^^ ... Give us a clue?

[Accelebrate]

Java logo incorrectly used to represent JS.

[marshalla]

LordGrover said:

^^^ ... Give us a clue?

The door's over there ->

[LordGrover]

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Not so much a joke then; maybe fits here: click?

[MartG]

[K12beano]

Well I laughed...

[Morningside]

[Roverload]

Silver Smudger said:

I get it I get it! My smugness is completely overshadowed by the fact it's not that funny

[Brother D]

Possibly should be in the computing section but anyway great actors and completely on the mark : )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgeaya7Yg4A

"I'll download the plague".
"And email it to EVERYONE".

Edited by Brother D on Saturday 19th July 02:34

[Fer]

Brother D said:

Possibly should be in the computing section but anyway great actors and completely on the mark : )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgeaya7Yg4A

"The long term effects of chloroform."

[JonRB]

A goat??

[MagicalTrevor]

JonRB said:

Is this better?

And if you could make it:

SELECT *
FROM children
WHERE Upper(status) = 'NICE'
AND Upper(status) = 'NICE';

Just so the 'Nice' kids and 'NICE' kids get presents as well?

[Ynox]

MartG said:

Is it wrong that I recognise the server brand in this picture?

[Welshname]

Pretty sure Dell is a widely used server make so I wouldn't be too bothered. Unless that makes me a geek too.

[marshalla]

MagicalTrevor said:

And if you could make it:

SELECT *
FROM children
WHERE Upper(status) = 'NICE'
AND Upper(status) = 'NICE';

Just so the 'Nice' kids and 'NICE' kids get presents as well?

Should be sanitising and standardising on input.

[LordGrover]

marshalla said:

MagicalTrevor said:

And if you could make it:

SELECT *
FROM children
WHERE Upper(status) = 'NICE'
AND Upper(status) = 'NICE';

Just so the 'Nice' kids and 'NICE' kids get presents as well?

Should be sanitising and standardising on input.

Geek topic, not nerd.

[marshalla]

LordGrover said:

Geek topic, not nerd.

Nice shoes, dude.

[MagicalTrevor]

LordGrover said:

marshalla said:

MagicalTrevor said:

And if you could make it:

SELECT *
FROM children
WHERE Upper(status) = 'NICE'
AND Upper(status) = 'NICE';

Just so the 'Nice' kids and 'NICE' kids get presents as well?

Should be sanitising and standardising on input.

Geek topic, not nerd.

Yeah, I thought I was pushing it

Maybe Santa needs a new Dev?

[cookmysock]

defblade said:

JonRB said:

OldJohnnyYen said:

Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be and can be reduced in size.

Pedant: unless under vacuum (unlikely when the liquid isn't boiling off into a gas), all the glasses are full.

Surrealist: Your giraffe is over there

[RizzoTheRat]

Some low level geekery from The Poke today

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/07/11/cartoon-of-the...