A bit council (Vol 4)

[thetapeworm]

Bullett said:

Is that a scratch card?

Oh yes.

[Dr Doofenshmirtz]

We have a thread winner - good work. Ticks pretty much every box.

[chow pan toon]

matrignano said:

Jim the Sunderer said:

These kids have council names, and according to the Mail a diet heavy in bread & pasta.

And Harrison for the diversity quota.

Surely the diversity quota is taken care of by the fact they have a brahn child?

[Starfighter]

I am trying to work out the expression on the guys face - relief or simply exhaustion?

[gazza285]

yanyan said:

matrignano said:

Jim the Sunderer said:

These kids have council names, and according to the Mail a diet heavy in bread & pasta.

And Harrison for the diversity quota.

Mack will become a brick sthouse

If I was the husband, I'd subtly swab the inside of Mack's mouth, fire the swab into a Jiffy Bag and send it to whosthedaddy.com

Is that Mack, who looks like a mini-me of the father, complete with the 'kill me now' facial expression?

[andygo]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

No, shatter corsions of course. Dummy.

More likely shat on corshions.

[Bear-n]

thetapeworm said:

I felt guilty taking it, I feel guilty sharing it but I don't think I've ever stumbled across so much concentrated council before.

I won't run through the individual items but feel free to play "spot the council"*

• points deducted for mocking me at an Asda.

Morley? Sorry, Marrrli.

[hutchst]

What's a supermarket?

[ApOrbital]

It's like a shop but that's not important right now.

[GOATever]

Jim the Sunderer said:

These kids have council names, and according to the Mail a diet heavy in bread & pasta.

It could have been better, if ‘Blake’ was 4 years older.

[Mort7]

GOATever said:

Jim the Sunderer said:

These kids have council names, and according to the Mail a diet heavy in bread & pasta.

It could have been better, if ‘Blake’ was 4 years older.

Then they could have called the girl Jenna.

[Genuine Barn Find]

Jim the Sunderer said:

These kids have council names, and according to the Mail a diet heavy in bread & pasta.

She's waited all of that time for a girl..... and when one finally arrives she gives it a boys' name?

[thetapeworm]

Bear-n said:

thetapeworm said:

I felt guilty taking it, I feel guilty sharing it but I don't think I've ever stumbled across so much concentrated council before.

I won't run through the individual items but feel free to play "spot the council"*

• points deducted for mocking me at an Asda.

Morley? Sorry, Marrrli.

Absolutely.

[kowalski655]

Genuine Barn Find said:

She's waited all of that time for a girl..... and when one finally arrives she gives it a boys' name?

Force of habit

[kowalski655]

Mort7 said:

Then they could have called the girl Jenna.

[Takei voice] Oh myyyyyy![/Takei voice]
Although Soolin was my favourite, but that name is spelt a bit foreign

[Captain Raymond Holt]

thetapeworm said:

TECHIEDAVE

[motco]

kowalski655 said:

Mort7 said:

Then they could have called the girl Jenna.

[Takei voice] Oh myyyyyy![/Takei voice]
Although Soolin was my favourite, but that name is spelt a bit foreign

Sadly, the sexiest of all (Servelan) died last year. RIP Jaqueline Pearce

[nonsequitur]

vtecyo said:

Poppiecock said:

(OK, I'll admit to buying some white chocolate lemon jaffa cakes in Aldi in Germany yesterday... it's purely for research purposes!)

More info required here. How were they?

Ve ask the kvestions.

[eck c]

thetapeworm said:

I felt guilty taking it, I feel guilty sharing it but I don't think I've ever stumbled across so much concentrated council before.

I won't run through the individual items but feel free to play "spot the council"*

• points deducted for mocking me at an Asda.

Cant decide if that's tits or belly spilling over.

[yanyan]

eck c said:

thetapeworm said:

I felt guilty taking it, I feel guilty sharing it but I don't think I've ever stumbled across so much concentrated council before.

I won't run through the individual items but feel free to play "spot the council"*

• points deducted for mocking me at an Asda.

Cant decide if that's tits or belly spilling over.

I think the correct nomenclature for it is a "gunt".