A bit council (Vol 4)

[bobtail4x4]

gregnant?

[burritoNinja]

thetapeworm said:

I felt guilty taking it, I feel guilty sharing it but I don't think I've ever stumbled across so much concentrated council before.

I won't run through the individual items but feel free to play "spot the council"*

• points deducted for mocking me at an Asda.

From working in universal credit, I’m going to bet she has depression and anxiety and also fibromyalgia.

[Poppiecock]

vtecyo said:

Poppiecock said:

(OK, I'll admit to buying some white chocolate lemon jaffa cakes in Aldi in Germany yesterday... it's purely for research purposes!)

More info required here. How were they?

Food of the gods. Perfect spongeyness in the cake bit, with a nice lemon bite nicely balanced by the creamy white chocolate. They even have stripes of milk chocolate across them for a visual appeal Mary Berry would approve of.

[Poppiecock]

burritoNinja said:

From working in universal credit, I’m going to bet she has depression and anxiety and also fibromyalgia.

She has a massive gunt. Do you get bonus bennies for that?

[Etypephil]

eck c said:

thetapeworm said:

I felt guilty taking it, I feel guilty sharing it but I don't think I've ever stumbled across so much concentrated council before.

I won't run through the individual items but feel free to play "spot the council"*

• points deducted for mocking me at an Asda.

Cant decide if that's tits or belly spilling over.

Either is equally offensive, so does it really matter which?

[Shuvi McTupya]

bobtail4x4 said:

gregnant?

oof, I like it!

[burritoNinja]

Poppiecock said:

She has a massive gunt. Do you get bonus bennies for that?

Might get extra points for the work capability assessment. Probably says she can’t walk to get a motability car. 90% of the time, what the claimant states is wrong is the polar opposite of what the doctors say. Depression/anxiety is a major one we deal with. If I do 40 WCA referrals a week then about 35 of them will all claim depression and anxiety.

[alorotom]

Poppiecock said:

She has a massive gunt. Do you get bonus bennies for that?

I think that’s her somewhat ample “busom”

[Whistle]

You can’t begin to imagine the stench from her gusset

[Captain Smerc]

Whistle said:

You can’t begin to imagine the stench from her gusset

Do tell.

[V8mate]

Poppiecock said:

vtecyo said:

Poppiecock said:

(OK, I'll admit to buying some white chocolate lemon jaffa cakes in Aldi in Germany yesterday... it's purely for research purposes!)

More info required here. How were they?

Food of the gods. Perfect spongeyness in the cake bit, with a nice lemon bite nicely balanced by the creamy white chocolate. They even have stripes of milk chocolate across them for a visual appeal Mary Berry would approve of.

Aldi's regular Jaffa cakes are ace too. You get twice as many as McVities in a pack, for less than the price of a McV pack, and the texture and flavour knocks the brand leader out of the park.

[Captain Smerc]

I find the Lidl/Aldi jaffas far too sweet , make my teeth rattle they do.

[V8mate]

Captain Smerc said:

I find the Lidl/Aldi jaffas far too sweet , make my teeth rattle they do.

Weird.
Don't know about Lidl, but I prefer Aldi to McV as they're *not* as sweet. The orangey bit has a lovely sharpness. And the chocolate is darker too.

[Bullett]

Lidl Jaffa cakes are awsome, the orange bit goes all the way to the edge, the sponge isn't dry either.

[classicaholic]

V8mate said:

Captain Smerc said:

I find the Lidl/Aldi jaffas far too sweet , make my teeth rattle they do.

Weird.
Don't know about Lidl, but I prefer Aldi to McV as they're *not* as sweet. The orangey bit has a lovely sharpness. And the chocolate is darker too.

Another vote for the Aldi ones & under 40p a packet, does that make me council?

[Poppiecock]

classicaholic said:

Another vote for the Aldi ones & under 40p a packet, does that make me council?

Aldi and Lidl aren't really council anymore.

Some councilists may shop there, but only in the absence of a Farm Foods in the local area.

Farm Foods (and Heron, actually) always amaze me - who'd have thought Iceland could be too posh for some people?

[NoVetec]

Jaffa cakes in all their incarnations are horrible.

Wouldn't say council though.

Double chocolate digestives are council however.

[Krikkit]

Bullett said:

Lidl Jaffa cakes are awsome, the orange bit goes all the way to the edge, the sponge isn't dry either.

I clearly need to try them again, last time they were dry and crumbly.

[anonymous-user]

Bullett said:

the orange bit goes all the way to the edge, the sponge isn't dry either.

A bit like the wife.

[Captain Smerc]