Geek Jokes

[fausTVR]

Capt Bravz said:

Morningside said:

Nom de ploom said:

while away an hour or so.....

Cannot find Blakes 7 Liberator or Scorpio.

2nd Death Star?
900 km diameter, bh please!

Took me quite a while not to find any 'Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy' ships.

[Strangely Brown]

fausTVR said:

Took me quite a while not to find any 'Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy' ships.

Ahem...

[shakotan]

schmunk said:

shakotan said:

Nom de ploom said:

while away an hour or so.....

• Wile

Ahem...

I humbly stand corrected and educated.

[MartG]

First woman on the Moon:
"Houston, we have a problem."
What?
"Nevermind"
What's the problem?
"Nothing"
Please tell us?
"You know what the problem is."

[Disco You]

[MartG]

"A cement truck crashed near Winganon, Oklahoma in the 1950s and the mixer was too heavy to move. It's still there; locals have painted it to look like an abandoned NASA capsule."

[andyb66]

Street view link to above
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@36.5827154,-95.6514...

[fausTVR]

Strangely Brown said:

fausTVR said:

Took me quite a while not to find any 'Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy' ships.

Ahem...

Oops! I was hoping for something from the Vogon Constructor Fleet though, big buggers. Well spotted.
You have the best name on PH BTW.

[MartG]

[Strangely Brown]

[MartG]

[Sportidge]

MartG said:

Swiftly followed by:

[ChemicalChaos]

Sportidge said:

MartG said:

Swiftly followed by:

and

[MartG]

Irony at its very best....

[RedLeicester]

MartG said:

Irony Photoshop at its very best....

Indeed.

[K12beano]

I defy you to find me any car, new or used, that I can't improve the quoted acceleration times without ANY modification*









(Of course, each one will be a one-off attempt and I wouldn't claim to go beyond 9.81m/s2.....)

[JonRB]

RedLeicester said:

MartG said:

Irony Photoshop at its very best....

Indeed.

Does it matter? It's the juxtaposition of the plaque and the CCTV camera that is funny.

[singlecoil]

JonRB said:

RedLeicester said:

MartG said:

Irony Photoshop at its very best....

Indeed.

Does it matter? It's the juxtaposition of the plaque and the CCTV camera that is funny.

I think it matters, IMO it's a joke that doesn't really work if it's fake. Lots of fake jokes do, but not that one.

[RobDickinson]

[JonRB]

RobDickinson said:

Owned by little Bobby Tables?