Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 6)

[DoubleD]

kowalski655 said:

Triumph Trollomite said:

Chinese tourists in the rooms on my floor.
This is a cheap hotel so they might be winkle pickers but they are fking noisy s.
Why can't the Chinese do quiet?

Are they coughing too loudly?

Or sneezing?

[SlimJim16v]

The grime 'artist' on the news who said "peanut butter jelly".

[fatboy18]

DoubleD said:

kowalski655 said:

Triumph Trollomite said:

Chinese tourists in the rooms on my floor.
This is a cheap hotel so they might be winkle pickers but they are fking noisy s.
Why can't the Chinese do quiet?

Are they coughing too loudly?

Or sneezing?

Best to ask them Woks wong?

[Triumph Trollomite]

kowalski655 said:

Triumph Trollomite said:

Chinese tourists in the rooms on my floor.
This is a cheap hotel so they might be winkle pickers but they are fking noisy s.
Why can't the Chinese do quiet?

Are they coughing too loudly?

Fortunately not, but they are snoring so fking loud, I can hear the ones in the rooms either side and these are thick solid walls.

[DoubleD]

A few Coronas would have helped you get off to sleep.

[paua]

DoubleD said:

A few Coronas would have helped you get off to sleep.

Cigar or beer?

[talksthetorque]

Halmyre said:

The latest CofE scandal.

[nonsequitur]

br d said:

Moose should have continued doing that, he should never have backed down, if only to annoy those strange people who get repeatedly, irrationally apoplectic when somebody mentions frozen sausages.

Or Shirley.

[V8mate]

DoubleD said:

kowalski655 said:

Triumph Trollomite said:

Chinese tourists in the rooms on my floor.
This is a cheap hotel so they might be winkle pickers but they are fking noisy s.
Why can't the Chinese do quiet?

Are they coughing too loudly?

Or sneezing?

Or bashful.

Oh. No. Hang on...

[fatboy18]

Purchased DeWalt cordless drill set, registered for extended warranty,
Warranty finished 4 Days ago and the bloody things packed up

[Clockwork Cupcake]

fatboy18 said:

Purchased DeWalt cordless drill set, registered for extended warranty,
Warranty finished 4 Days ago and the bloody things packed up

I swear these things have a built-in self-destruct timer.

[talksthetorque]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

fatboy18 said:

Purchased DeWalt cordless drill set, registered for extended warranty,
Warranty finished 4 Days ago and the bloody things packed up

I swear these things have a built-in self-destruct timer.

My self destruct timer must have been faulty, the Makitas I use have lasted 7 years so far.
Posting to tempt fate, because they are for work and I want some new shiny ones

[Triumph Trollomite]

V8mate said:

DoubleD said:

kowalski655 said:

Triumph Trollomite said:

Chinese tourists in the rooms on my floor.
This is a cheap hotel so they might be winkle pickers but they are fking noisy s.
Why can't the Chinese do quiet?

Are they coughing too loudly?

Or sneezing?

Or bashful.

Oh. No. Hang on...

5:30 they were up and stomping up and down the corridor like it was some kind of party - rude, ignorant, loud snoring pricks. Of course they represent 0.0001% of the population but I'll extrapolate that to enough to tarnish them all

Like the Russians in Egypt

[V8mate]

Triumph Trollomite said:

5:30 they were up and stomping up and down the corridor like it was some kind of party - rude, ignorant, loud snoring pricks. Of course they represent 0.0001% of the population but I'll extrapolate that to enough to tarnish them all

Like the Russians in Egypt

Russians are the most vile of all humans.

Very much the product of a hundred years of oppression.

Apart from the ones who are okay, obvs.

[cuprabob]

V8mate said:

Apart from the ones who are okay, obvs.

Vladimir likes this

[Travs]

I’m sure this must have come up before but self-entitled cocks who don’t understand the concept of a quiet zone on a train. I choose it because I don’t want to be disturbed by their crappy conversations- today I’m 25 minutes into a journey and the sixth person in my immediate vicinity has started a phone conversation - should I invest in a Taser?

[Travs]

Make that 7!!!!!

[talksthetorque]

I hope you've got the clicks turned off on your keyboard

[John Locke]

Inane euphemisms, especially "sleeping together" as a reference to a couple shagging each other senseless.

[Frank7]

John Locke said:

Inane euphemisms, especially "sleeping together" as a reference to a couple shagging each other senseless.

And when you did go to sleep, you dreamed about what you’d just done, and then dreamed of waking up and doing it again, today, tomorrow, all that week, or until you crashed out and slept again.