Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
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I went to the doctors this morning.
I said "Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a supermarket!" The doctor said "What do you mean?"
I said "Well, on Mondays I wake up and think I'm Tesco's, on Tuesday I wake up and think I'm Morrisons, on Wednesday I wake up and think I'm Sainsburys!"
That's strange", said the doctor "so how long has this been going on?"
"For ages" I said, "in fact ever since I was Lidl."
I said "Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a supermarket!" The doctor said "What do you mean?"
I said "Well, on Mondays I wake up and think I'm Tesco's, on Tuesday I wake up and think I'm Morrisons, on Wednesday I wake up and think I'm Sainsburys!"
That's strange", said the doctor "so how long has this been going on?"
"For ages" I said, "in fact ever since I was Lidl."
An Eskimo is out for a drive one day when his car breaks down and is forced to call a mechanic. Finally the mechanic arrives and he sets to work, looking under the bonnet until he locates the problem. He looks up at the Eskimo and says, "You've blown a seal, mate" to which the Eskimo hastily replies, "No I haven't! That's just frost on my moustache."
Trophy Husband said:
"Mr Connery, what is your favourite game and when are you next playing?"
"Tennish at tennish."
"Tennish at tennish."
At the beginning of Volume IX HA51EMT said:
Sean Connery's agent calls him up and says:
"Sean, I've got you an audition tomorrow morning about 10ish"
To which Sean replies:
"Tennish? I don't even have a racquet"
"Sean, I've got you an audition tomorrow morning about 10ish"
To which Sean replies:
"Tennish? I don't even have a racquet"
AppleJuice said:
Trophy Husband said:
"Mr Connery, what is your favourite game and when are you next playing?"
"Tennish at tennish."
"Tennish at tennish."
At the beginning of Volume IX HA51EMT said:
Sean Connery's agent calls him up and says:
"Sean, I've got you an audition tomorrow morning about 10ish"
To which Sean replies:
"Tennish? I don't even have a racquet"
"Sean, I've got you an audition tomorrow morning about 10ish"
To which Sean replies:
"Tennish? I don't even have a racquet"
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