Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
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mickk said:
Superflow said:
Ayahuasca said:
Nothing rhymed with '30 years' in the original version, so why would they need something to rhyme with '56 years' ?
English tears ?A young boy walks up to his mother and says "Mummy, Granny's got a prawn". The mum looks at her son and asks "What are you on about" to which her child replies "Granny's got a prawn"
A bit confused, the mother says "You'll just have to show me".
The son leads his mother in to the front room where on the sofa Granny is sleeping with her legs wide open. The boy points and says "Mummy, Granny's got a prawn!".
The mother suddenly realises what he's seen, begins to laugh, and says "Son, that's not Grannies prawn, that's her clitoris
To which the son replies "Well it tastes like a prawn"
A bit confused, the mother says "You'll just have to show me".
The son leads his mother in to the front room where on the sofa Granny is sleeping with her legs wide open. The boy points and says "Mummy, Granny's got a prawn!".
The mother suddenly realises what he's seen, begins to laugh, and says "Son, that's not Grannies prawn, that's her clitoris
To which the son replies "Well it tastes like a prawn"
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