The lady at work!

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Puggit

48,537 posts

250 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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technodup said:
Alternatively wait until your leaving do, make sure she is there
She doesn't know who he is!

slybynight

391 posts

123 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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How long does it take for the effects of MACE spray to wear off?

crofty1984

15,944 posts

206 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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The1Driver said:
Munter said:
I believe the official word is transgender.
Good lord I hope not... Imagine if she is... My head would bloody explode.
Maybe her head would explode.


Up your bumbum.

CB2152

1,555 posts

135 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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I imagine it to go like this...

http://youtu.be/rZBJ1Fjp5fo

(The first bit)

cranford10

351 posts

118 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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If the OP had followed the first few bits of advice offered, he could be out on bail by now

Rosscow

8,797 posts

165 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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CB2152 said:
I imagine it to go like this...

http://youtu.be/rZBJ1Fjp5fo

(The first bit)
hehe

SlowMoped

184 posts

148 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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I'm preparing for crushing disappointment

Disastrous

10,096 posts

219 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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SlowMoped said:
I'm preparing for crushing disappointment
I suspect the OP is too.

Pixel Pusher

10,199 posts

161 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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Disastrous said:
SlowMoped said:
I'm preparing for crushing disappointment
I suspect the OP is too.
Either that or a tribunal.

slybynight

391 posts

123 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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Nice lunches in the law business! - Balls to this - I'll check back later.

coopedup

3,741 posts

141 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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SlowMoped said:
I'm preparing for crushing disappointment
This has all the hallmarks of a load of old bks

Puggit

48,537 posts

250 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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coopedup said:
SlowMoped said:
I'm preparing for crushing disappointment
This has all the hallmarks of a load of old bks
But every single bloke is hoping it's true and that he scores.

coopedup

3,741 posts

141 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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Puggit said:
coopedup said:
SlowMoped said:
I'm preparing for crushing disappointment
This has all the hallmarks of a load of old bks
But every single bloke is hoping it's true and that he scores.
Of course we do, just getting ready for the excuses, good old PH

JonRB

74,925 posts

274 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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I suspect that what is going to happen is that he is going to end up driving to a Nazi bunker with a cleaner, in a TVR Tuscan he found abandoned in a field along with a can of Red Bull that fell from orbit. Or something.

Rick_1138

3,691 posts

180 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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21 pages of dissapointment.

Reminds me of my youth being terrified of asking. I manned up, asked a hot German Girl out i worked with, got a date, 3 months and some amazing shagging, whole thing was doomed and mistake but was fun for 3 months.

ASK! Or just go on chaturbate.

Shnozz

27,585 posts

273 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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Puggit said:
But every single bloke is hoping it's true and that he scores.
Women like men with confidence. If this works out I will eat my IT analyst.

Hooli

32,278 posts

202 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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cranford10 said:
If the OP had followed the first few bits of advice offered, he could be out on bail by now
hehe

BenWRXSEi

2,350 posts

136 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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Shnozz said:
Puggit said:
But every single bloke is hoping it's true and that he scores.
Women like men with confidence. If this works out I will eat my IT analyst.
Is she hot?

AyBee

10,559 posts

204 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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Shnozz said:
If this works out I will eat my IT analyst.
laugh Please OP!! tongue out

simoncrouch

1,144 posts

121 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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Being hauled up in front of HR as we speak. To be fair the gimp mask was always a risky tactic.